- "Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you."
- In "Episode #4: Cardio & Outdoor Activities" and some hidden footage from "A Day In The Life", Vince seems to be cool with carrying Evan around on his back.
- Invoked when Jeff offers to let Alex stay in his room to avoid the Rake.
Alex: There's one bed.
Evan: Looks like you guys are gonna get real cozy. I say as I'm on my knees.
Alex: I'll sleep on the floor.
- Invoked in the 11/26 Ustream. Repeatedly. Evan is all over Jeff for a while there.
- You could make a case for (probably) one-sided Damsel/Jessa, given how important Jessa seems to have been to Damsel.