Take That, Scrappy!: Done twice in the same episode! Manny, The Scrappy on about half the message boards at the time, asks Emma, The Scrappy on the other half of the message boards at the time, why she's hooking up with Jay, and then Emma asks Manny if she should even be talking about this sort of thing. Then Emma gets gonorrhea.
"Trading Darcy for Mia? That's like trading a Porsche for a bus pass."
- Fiona's "I will never understand the power that Clare Edwards has over men" works, for those who dislike Clare.