Would Hurt A Child / Web Original

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• AlChestBreach: Ronald Dillinger, the child whom Doctor Dan (played by Al) hunted down and killed Ronald because he escaped life as a slave.
• Ask That Guy with the Glasses loves killing and raping children.
• Belkinus Necrohunt: The group's first session ends with the party fighting a group of necromancers that had captured a young elf girl to use as a sacrifice, with the second session focusing on returning her home.
• The Birch:
  • The Birch captures Gavin and buries him in the garden, though it isn't clear whether she would have killed him or not. Evie has considerable difficulty getting him back, once she realizes her mistake.
  • Sebastian Polk, on the other hand, has absolutely no issue with hurting his nephew. One of his goons threatens to slice up the kid's face on his orders, and when Gavin defies him to save Thurston, Sebastian slashes the child with a power saw and kicks him several times.
  • In Season 2, Evie threatens to hurt Undead Child Laura as a way to control the Birch. Justified in that the Birch is a Botanical Abomination with a twisted Mama Bear instinct.
• In one of his Counter Monkey episodes, Spoony warns that if you ever DM a game, never put the players in a situation where they come across some orcs looking after orc babies. Because inevitably, someone won't want to kill the babies, but someone else will.
• Lala from Cream Heroes does not care that Toto and Dodo are kittens. She will punch them if they annoy her. In Dodo's case there is some justification (he hit her first, he stole her food) and he has no problem fighting back. However with the more gentle Toto there is no excuse.
• Assuming that the puppets are children, nearly all of the villains of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series.
  • Sketchbook drives them insane in the first video, though it's unclear how intentional this was.
  • Tony yells at them until Yellow Guy's ears bleed, then rots them alive to prove a point.
  • The Monster in the HELP videos kidnaps them, rips off and packages their limbs and would've killed them outright had he not gotten as much money as he wanted.
  • One of the Love Cultists rips off the top of Yellow Guy's head in the third. It's also implied that Shrignold raped Yellow Guy.
  • Collin in the fourth video traps them in an alternate universe where all they can do is open doors over and over again for eternity. When Red Thing manages to escape, his head explodes, but it's unclear if Collin was responsible.
  • The Food Band in the fifth video apparently tricks Yellow Guy into eating Duck Guy alive.
  • The Lamp in the sixth drowns Yellow Guy in oil. Also, Roy is revealed to have been controlling all the previous teachers, making him an example as well.
• Besides all of the trauma the main characters have gone through as children, Everyman HYBRID has HABIT, who has possessed people such as Albert Fish and Josef Mengele, and also used possession to force Evan to eat his own baby alive.
• French Baguette Intelligence: Discussed couple of times as the series is about Discord server discussions.
  • In Should we train eagles to attack our children? PARENTING DEBATE, Fuck Cares wishes he could own an eagle so that he can drop misbehaving children down from the skies, Harry would rather just shoot the child and anyone associated with them, Bowl is all for punishing children with violence per his own upbringing and Cleophoebs isn't against slapping a child and possibly their parents. Seraphina is pretty much the only one in the chat who is against corporal punishment.
  • In Would you kill Baby Hitler?, Mr. E asks several members of the server if, if possible, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler when he was a baby. Gringo is averse to killing baby Hitler specifically, Seraphina gives no answer, Fuck Cares posits killing Hitler's parents before he was even born, Goblin Tyrant spins this into having sex with Hitler's mother and thus having a different child, Harry states the best way to go about baby Hitler is to kidnap him and move him to a different environment so he grows differently, Em just links a video that Mr. E refuses to watch, and Cleophoebs says she'd go for Hitler's parents as babies.
• The Evil Overlord List recommends this as a way to stop would-be heroes:
  If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
• Some of the villains from the Legatum series have no problem with hurting or killing children. Special mention goes to Ogrell Syn'Gorrsh, who kidnapped twelve children and murdered seven of them—and he would've killed the other five had the Anti-Heroes not saved them in time.
• The Noedolekcin Archives: Kirk has a sizable body count, as he has killed and stolen the souls of many innocent children thus far. Animated children aren't safe from him either, as Double D and Jr. learn the hard way.
• None Too Holy has the Pijavica, who raped Aleksandar multiple times as a child, and came very close to massacring an entire orphanage.
• Not Always Right does have the occasional asshole who might attack a child when they flip out:
  • This angry homophobic thug takes a swipe at a five year old for kicking him in the shins in response to his harassment of an employee. This response gets him tackled and held down by several people, and then arrested for assaulting a minor when he tries to sic the police on her.
  • This guy raises his fist to a nine year old boy over a Christmas toy they're fighting for, but before he can do anything, the kid shows that he knows karate by laying the guy out and leaving him to run off humiliated.
• In Season 9 of the Red Panda Adventures, recurring villainess Professor Zombie becomes consumed with Revenge Before Reason and goes from standard crime to concocting plots to cause as much carnage as possible. In one episode, she creates Frost, a drug based on her zombification formula and consistently described as being made for kids. In the following episode, she plans to use her zombie gas on a crowd watching a parade. She's ecstatic to learn that the Red Panda's efforts to combat her have inoculated a fifth of the city's population against her formula because most of those vaccinations were children who would not be turned into zombies while their parents would.
• One guest researcher of the SCP Foundation actually introduced two children to SCP-682. one of whom was drugged, neither of whom survived, and he might have done it again had not Dr. Clef intervened by introducing the guest researcher to it. (To give an example of how horrible this act was that Dr. Clef killed him for, Dr. Clef's identity is not known; the most common theory is that he's Satan.)
  • In one Tale, Dr. Clef caused a massive containment breach and killed several personnel in an attempt to kill SCP-239, an 8-year-old girl capable of manipulating reality. Justified as he made the attempt to terminate SCP-239 because she was afraid of him and her Reality Warper powers made that into reality. After she's put into a medically-induced coma and Clef is detained, he asks the interviewer if he's ever seen the show Gargoyles.
  Dr.Clef: It's not a child, Konny, it's a monster, the worst kind of monster, one that hides in plain sight, makes you love it before it butchers you alive.
  • On SCP-352: "While SCP-352 prefers any type of human flesh over any other type of meat, it appears to have a special propensity for children between 0 and 2 years of age. After observation of highly elevated levels of cooperation and a reduced tendency to attack staff while consuming flesh of this type, a possible alteration in the current diet is being considered."
• This is attempted in Shadow of Israphel, when the titular antagonist hunts down the Antioch bloodline and murders Peculier's mother, later trying to target him and his sister Isabel as infants. This forces their father to make a Heroic Sacrifice and stop him.
• Toki is an odd example in that she usually didn't harm children, not while meaning to or otherwise in a psychotic fit, unless said child was Jaynine, in which case it was brutal.
• Maximus Slade from T.O.T. has no problem psychologically tormenting, or even flat-out killing preteens and children for his own entertainment.
• The Warp Zone: Dick Richards offhandedly mentions that he likes to put crystallized orphan souls in his coffee.
• All the villains from To Welcome Oblivion have no problem harming and/or murdering children without much care. Special mention goes to Rhett Talbot, who tried to rape Kaya when she was a young girl, cut off her arms, and massacred a playground of children, and Nyarlathotep, who brainwashed a cafeteria full of kids into eating each other.
• The Weather: Implied in a recurring scenario, where Alan plays a creepy man talking to a child, separated only behind a window, with the implication being that he was going to do...something to that "Little Man".
• WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.: Not physically, but mentally. In "Anomaly PSA (2000)", TeleBlue had to give out that Val would purposefully attempt to traumatize children, as Gabriel mentions that a child saw Big Bird being chased down and murdered by maniacs with chainsaws.
• World War II: Episode 3 of the "War Against Humanity" - "The Strategy of Terror Bombing"^* The episode was originally titled "Bomb the Children". discusses the deaths of civilians to strategic bombing campaigns, particularly the German Luftwaffe's destruction of schools and hospitals in Polish villages and towns and Rotterdam in the Netherlands.
• Worm:
  • Coil has zero qualms about employing child soldiers, setting said child soldiers to kill teenagers, or in one case abducting a nine-year-old girl and addicting her to various drugs just so that he could use her powers for his own benefit.
  • At one point, we are shown the aftermath of the Slaughterhouse Nine attacking a hospital, including the nursery.
  • Taylor does this eventually when dealing with the Nine. They have kidnapped a child and without hesitation Taylor shoots the child in the face. Considering the laundry list of horrific things Bonesaw could have done to the child it's at least understandable, but killing her doesn't seem to bother them at all and it's only mentioned once shortly after.

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