Web Video: The Audio Logs Of Dr Squid aka: Audio Logs Of Dr Squid
From the electronic logs of Galactic Observation Dominion agent #2192, Dr. Squid. BEGIN TRANSMISSION.Agent #2192 of the Galactic Observation Dominion, codenamed "Dr. Squid", has been assigned to observe the people of Earth, up close, from an unassuming house in suburbia. The good doctor, however, hates his assignment with a passion, and would rather destroy Earth, just to rid himself of the annoyance. He begrudgingly performs his task of interacting with the people of Earth, assisted by his hapless manservant Malachi, a reanimated, Restraining Bolted corpse. Occasionally, his boss, Lord Calimar, shows up to monitor Squid's progress and remind him that he is not amused with Squid's shenanigans.The Audio Logs of Dr Squid started as a series of written articles on MrVorhias' deviantARTpage, but became Suddenly Voiced when MrVorhias enlisted a few fellow voice actors (including ThornBrain from TheMidnightFrogs) and a few local friends, to read them and post the resulting audio on YouTube.Check it out here.
Dr Squid: "It's the next day, and we've called in the services of a specialist qualified to provide a [driver's] license. Waiting in the passenger's side of our car is an instructor in the skill of driving these contraptions. An instructor for driving. "Driving instructor". I believe they're referred to as... "transportationados."
Church of Happyology: Averted: Squid is visited by Scientologists themselves in episode 10. And it turns out everything about their religion is real, L. Ron Hubbard is alive (and a conspiratorial racist), and Squid insulted him to his face at a G.O.D. conference.
"Too bad you can't see this, listener, because it really is a sight to behold! My descriptions don't do it justice at all! I can't believe you don't get to see this, because it's astounding! SERIOUSLY!"
"The tachyon anomaly oscillator is still shot, the interface sublimator is leaking in a few places, every time we try to activate the neutron transference module it gives off some thick black smoke, and the molecular omniprocessor is completely scorched."