Tropers / PE Girl

Jake Valowe, a character, speaking. I only have a few moments, I must speak quickly. Here is everything I know about PE Girl, my master. Read swiftly! It is commonly supported by many (untrustworthy) witnesses that PE Girl is an American teen living with her family and pets, and is nothing more than an enthusiastic writer. This is not true! By no means is this lady ordinary! The witnesses of her true past are few but highly dependable. She was an orphan, abandoned to a magic-suppressing orphanage. She escaped with her twin sister and a friend, and all three were adopted by a powerful witch. In time, they outstripped their mentor and overthrew her. Here does PE Girl's history begin! Over time, she has gathered power and magic, and with these powers has captured a small army of specialized warriors, all one hundred of them bound to her will. She still hoards power and an army, with the intent of joining with her fellow Writers and dominating the world. Help us! Please! You MUST free us and overthrow this person! Wait, I hear footsteps. I must- No, no! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!