Tropers / Coximind

"The likelihood of success is inversely proportionate to the importance of success and the number of previous success."
Coximind

Magic Soap: I wish you'd stop stabbing me.
Coximind: Granted, but now someone else is stabbing you. I wish I was a fart.
Brikwars forum, on the "Corrupt a Wish" thread

Ooof! Oh, 'Allo! Mah name izh Coximind! I am your father! I keel you now! Hic!

Okay, poorly done perhaps. Who are you? What do you want? Who am I? Oh! I am the mighty Coximind, the most insane person who can still claim sanity! Or AM I!?!

Anyway, I suppose I might tell you a bit about myself, huh? I live in South-West Missouri, USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. I'm not allowed to get more precise than that by my parents. Come to think of it, I don't have permission to be doing this either. And yet I am. So whatever.

Some of the things I'm interested in include (but are not limited to)

Other than that, I can tell you that I run a budding dairy goat farm, have some wicked acne, and a staunch Catholic. VERY staunch.

Image coming soon. Hopefully.

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