(Lo, mortals! Fill thy heads with the eloquent cadence of Fairouz Ai (Japanese) or Sarah Wiedenheft (English) when perusing this page!)
Prostrate yourselves before me, humans! For I am the greatest, the most magnificent, the one and only POWER! The strongest, smartest, and most fearsome Blood Fiend slash Nobel Prize winner this Earth has ever known! Surely you know of my glorious exploits from the chronicle known as Chainsaw Man, which tells of the tales of me, my beloved cat Meowy, and my sidekick Denji. (He's the namesake of the series, but only because I felt like being nice - forsooth, "Power" would be a much more fitting title! Even the animators
thought so! Gyahahahahahahaha!)
My tale is one that began in the forest, where I lived the good life in the wilderness, hunting and killing prey. Then perchance I would come across my beloved Meowy-wowy, all emaciated and needing love and care. At first I merely sought to fatten them up to make for a more scrumptious meal, but soon I learned to care for them and they became one of the few mortal beings worthy of my love and affection. But then the pathetic mortals from Public Safety Division 4 took me in and forced me to work for them! 'Twas an unbearable ordeal of being forced to live among disgusting humans! And even worse, the Bat Devil kidnapped Meowy to force me to bring him a human. So I took my so-called "partner" Denji to him, and the rest was history.
But here, thou shalt read of the TRUEST account of the almighty Power and her glorious deeds! 'Tis my command to describe me in the most flatteringly accurate way possible, for only those who bow to me are those worth sparing! Make haste! (And be sure to stay away from Makima, I don't like her — she is well beneath yours truly, and anyone who doth dare to call her "best girl" over me shall burn in the fires of my unending barbaric rage!)
(sniffs) Ahh, a magical girl. Be she a friend? Or a foe? We both seem to have the same fervor for the heat of battle and much else in common so maybe the almighty Power shalt anoint her as my new sidekick... Wait, NO! No way in hell am I gonna eat my vegetables! I don't care about wastin' food! Oh, it's on! Gyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
These glorious tropes are the property of the mighty POWER!!! And nobody else!
- A-Cup Angst: My bra pads are a rather ingenious ruse, are they not? Surely they make me even more desirable than I already am, especially for Denji. But I am already the epitome of perfection and have no need to enhance my body with such frivolity!
- Accidental Hero: Like the hero of any story, The Power of Friendship is what allowed me to accomplish my greatest feats, those of which mankind can never imagine — Denji doth not just be my sidekick, but also my best friend. So by bringing him back from the brink, I reinstated his contract with Pochita and helped him save the world. Kind of as a side-effect. Not that it matter-eth to me, though.
- Adaptation Dye-Job: Is my hair peach or pink? 'Tis up to the eye of the beholder, but it's whichever one looks better!
- Ambiguous Criminal History: Humans are the lowliest beings, deserving of nothing but death. Yet, before my Public Safety days, you only peruse me killing animals for food. I grant you permission to imagine whether or not I killed and ate humans too.
- Animal Motifs: Just as Denji acts like Makima's dog, Meowy and I have a lot of things in common, methinks? Meowy and I both live life to the beat of our own drum, and my horns look just like their ears! If you think about it, my true body is kind of cat-like, too. Verily, we were made to be the best of friends, and WILL fuck you up if you lay a finger on our auspices. And just as cats are far smarter than those mangy mutts, I am Denji's intellectual superior by far. For I won a Nobel Prize, and he didn't!note
- Antiquated Linguistics: The great Power is one who is eloquent and cultured. Forsooth, my Japanese cometh from a bygone era. Those of you in the U.S. and A and other such inferior "English" lands shalt perceive my speech as Flowery Elizabethan English.
- Badass Adorable: I know that I'm cute, and so do you! But more than that, I know that I'm the strongest, and so will you!
- Battle Rapping: Let us not forget my glorious participation in the flytes of old against one Nezuko Kamado.
- Big Eater: The stomach of Power is one that is never sated! And one that rejects all vegetables!
- Blood Knight: There doth be no glory in battle like that of fighting and killing inferior Devils! Gyahahahahahahaha!
- Dumb Muscle: HERESY! I'll have you know that I have an IQ of over 9000!note
- Expy: My behaviors surely resemble
those of one Eric Cartman, who has visions of self-aggrandizement and lacks empathy as do I.note - The Pig-Pen: Who cares about hygiene? Cleanliness is for plebeians. But just for the sake of the lowly humans I'm forced to work with, I bathe every three days and flush my feces half the time.
- Sherlock Homage: When investigating the House Devil incident, I donned my finest cap o' stalker o' the deer and solved the case with my Lovely Assistant Denji, just like my anime hero Detective Magician. The game was afoot, and I won the game!
- Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Don't forget that time where I fought against the Lizard Devil and won handily! Which is definitely a thing that happened!
