Recap: Tales From The Crypt S 7 E 12 The Third Pig
And Now For Something Completely Different.In the final tale from the Crypt, we are presented with a unique take on The Three Little Pigs.Once Upon a Time, there were three little pigs. The booze swilling Drinky, the nicotine loving Smokey, and Dudley. Dudley is the responsible and smart brother, living in a sturdy house of bricks. His dimwitted brothers on the other hand, live in a whiskey keg and a house made of sticks. And as expected, comes The Big Bad Wolf who blows their houses down. Dudley, too nice for his own good, offers to let his brothers crash at his place so the Wolf won't eat them. And of course, his slovenly brothers are horrible house guests. Refusing to cook, clean up, or go out and get jobs. The Wolf hasn't given up however. While Dudley steps out to get Drinky some more beer one day, he comes along. After tricking Smokey into letting him in(By holding a pig porno mag in front of the peephole) he proceeds to violently butcher and eat Smokey and Drinky. When he returns, Dudley calls the cops. Who take six hours to show up. And unluckily for him, all the cops are wolves. Arrested for murdering his brothers, he's "tried" in an all wolf court. Complete with a wolf jury and a wolf Hanging Judge. Not surprisingly, he's found guilty and sentenced to death. In his cell that night, the souls of his brothers rise from Hell. They offer to get Dudley out. But only if he avenges their deaths at the hands of the wolf. Dudley agrees, and is brought to the abandoned castle lab of a pig Mad Scientist. Getting his Dr. Frankenstein on, Dudley constructs a murderous Zombie Pig. And orders him to "Kill, kill, kill, kill!" Getting drunk in the bar that night, the wolf brags about murdering Drinky and Smokey, and leaves the bar to molest Little Bo Peep. Trekking through the woods, he's caught by the Franken Pig, and ripped apart and eaten. But Dudley is having a moral quandary. He feels he's becomes a monster no better than the wolf by constructing this monstrosity. So when Franken Pig returns, Dudley attempts to stab him to death. But you can't really kill something that was dead from the start. So Dudley attempts something different. He throws a banana peel in Franken Pigs way, causing him to crash into a control panel and fry himself. All seems well...until Zombie Wolf springs out from inside Franken Pig, and eats Dudley.
- Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: Drinky and Smokey are green and blue pigs.
- Bloodless Carnage: Averted with Drinky and Smokey's death
- Fractured Fairy Tale: The basic premise
- Lemony Narrator / No Fourth Wall: The Crypt Keeper constantly insults the characters. Several time the characters talk back.
- Hey, It's That Voice!: Charlie Adler as Drinky, Brad Garrett as Smokey, and Bobcat Goldthwait as the Wolf.
- Rhymes on a Dime: Everyone but the Wolf(Who has trouble with rhymes) and The Crypt Keeper, who just doesn't bother.