History Recap / TalesFromTheCryptS7E12TheThirdPig

* FormulaBreakingEpisode: A completely animated episode. The Crypt Keeper also gets more to do than just book-ending segments by being the outright narrator.

->'''Crypt Keeper:''' Hmm, "Son of Dracula." "Return of the Son of Dracula." "The Son of Dracula's Revenge"! Is that all you can do? Vampire movies?! I'm afraid that's not good enough. You'd have to be a ''bite'' more versatile to be on the ''frighting'' staff of Tales from the Crypt.\\

OnceUponATime, there were three little pigs. The booze-swilling Drinky, the nicotine-loving Smokey, and [[OnlySaneMan Dudley]]. Dudley is the responsible and smart brother, living in a sturdy house of bricks. His dimwitted brothers on the other hand, live in a whiskey keg and a house made of cigarettes and matchsticks. And as expected, comes TheBigBadWolf who blows their houses down. Dudley, too nice for his own good, offers to let his brothers crash at his place so the Wolf won't eat them. And of course, his slovenly brothers are horrible house guests. Refusing to cook, clean up, or go out and get jobs. The Wolf hasn't given up however. While Dudley steps out to get Drinky some more beer one day, he comes along. After tricking Smokey into letting him in (by holding a pig porno mag in front of the peephole) he proceeds to violently butcher and eat Smokey and Drinky. When he returns, Dudley calls the cops. Who takes ''six hours'' to show up. And unluckily for him, all the cops are wolves. Arrested for murdering his brothers, he's "[[KangarooCourt tried]]" in an all-wolf court. Complete with a wolf jury and a wolf HangingJudge. Not surprisingly, he's found guilty and sentenced to death. In his cell that night, the souls of his brothers rise from Hell. They offer to get Dudley out. But only if he avenges their deaths at the hands of the wolf. Dudley agrees, and is brought to the abandoned castle lab of a pig MadScientist. Getting his Dr. Frankenstein on, Dudley constructs a murderous Zombie Pig (a Frankenswine, if you will). And orders him to "Kill, kill, kill, kill!" Getting drunk in the bar that night, the wolf brags about murdering Drinky and Smokey, and leaves the bar to molest Little Bo Peep. Trekking through the woods, he's caught by the Franken Pig, and ripped apart and eaten. But Dudley is having a moral quandary. He feels he's became a monster no better than the wolf by constructing this monstrosity. So when Franken Pig returns, Dudley attempts to stab him to death. But you can't really kill something that was dead from the start. So Dudley attempts something different. He throws a banana peel in Franken Pigs way, causing him to crash into a control panel and fry himself. All seems well...until Zombie Wolf springs out from inside Franken Pig, and [[TheBadGuyWins eats Dudley.]]

->'''Crypt Keeper:''' Hmm, "Son of Dracula." "Return of the Son of Dracula." "The Son of Dracula's Revenge"! Is that all you can do? Vampire movies?! I'm afraid that's not good enough. You'd have to be a ''bite'' more versatile to be on the ''frighting ''staff of Tales from the Crypt.\\

OnceUponATime, there were three little pigs. The booze swilling Drinky, the nicotine loving Smokey, and [[OnlySaneMan Dudley]]. Dudley is the responsible and smart brother, living in a sturdy house of bricks. His dimwitted brothers on the other hand, live in a whiskey keg and a house made of cigarettes and matchsticks. And as expected, comes TheBigBadWolf who blows their houses down. Dudley, too nice for his own good, offers to let his brothers crash at his place so the Wolf won't eat them. And of course, his slovenly brothers are horrible house guests. Refusing to cook, clean up, or go out and get jobs. The Wolf hasn't given up however. While Dudley steps out to get Drinky some more beer one day, he comes along. After tricking Smokey into letting him in (by holding a pig porno mag in front of the peephole) he proceeds to violently butcher and eat Smokey and Drinky. When he returns, Dudley calls the cops. Who take ''six hours'' to show up. And unluckily for him, all the cops are wolves. Arrested for murdering his brothers, he's "[[KangarooCourt tried]]" in an all wolf court. Complete with a wolf jury and a wolf HangingJudge. Not surprisingly, he's found guilty and sentenced to death. In his cell that night, the souls of his brothers rise from Hell. They offer to get Dudley out. But only if he avenges their deaths at the hands of the wolf. Dudley agrees, and is brought to the abandoned castle lab of a pig MadScientist. Getting his Dr. Frankenstein on, Dudley constructs a murderous Zombie Pig (a Frankenswine, if you will). And orders him to "Kill, kill, kill, kill!" Getting drunk in the bar that night, the wolf brags about murdering Drinky and Smokey, and leaves the bar to molest Little Bo Peep. Trekking through the woods, he's caught by the Franken Pig, and ripped apart and eaten. But Dudley is having a moral quandary. He feels he's becomes a monster no better than the wolf by constructing this monstrosity. So when Franken Pig returns, Dudley attempts to stab him to death. But you can't really kill something that was dead from the start. So Dudley attempts something different. He throws a banana peel in Franken Pigs way, causing him to crash into a control panel and fry himself. All seems well...until Zombie Wolf springs out from inside Franken Pig, and [[TheBadGuyWins eats Dudley.]]

* {{Flashback}}: Subverted. As his brothers mooch off him, Dudley thinks back to the good times. After a brief flashback effect, though, he realizes there were no good times to look back on.

* LemonyNarrator: The Crypt Keeper constantly insults the characters. Several time the characters talk back.

Oh, hello creeps! As you can see, we've got an opening for a story ''deaditor''. I've been conducting ''chop'' interviews all morning. No one seems to get what I'm looking for! Oh well, let's see who's next. Interesting, a brother team. Grimm. I think I've heard of them. This has potential, ''boils'' and ''ghouls''. It's a twisted bit of gorytelling about three scaracters you may recognize... at first. It's called '''The Third Pig'''.

[''Knocks out a struggling man tied to his table with a hammer and cackles'']]l

[[''The vampire turns into a bat and leaves in a huff'']]\\

[[''Knocks out a struggling man tied to his table with a hammer and cackles'']]

''The vampire turns into a bat and leaves in a huff''\\

''Knocks out a struggling man tied to his table with a hammer and cackles''

->'''Crypt Keeper:''' Hmm, "Son of Dracula." "Return of the Son of Dracula." "The Son of Dracula's Revenge!" Is that all you can do? Vampire movies?! I'm afraid that's not good enough. You'd have to be a bite more versatile to be on the frighting staff of Tales from the Crypt. ''*the vampire turns into a bat and leaves in a huff*'' Oh, hello creeps! As you can see, we've got an opening for a story deaditor. I've been conducting chop interviews all morning. No one seems to get what I'm looking for! Oh well, let's see who's next. Interesting, a brother team. Grimm. I think I've heard of them. This has potential, boils and ghouls. It's a twisted bit of gorytelling about three scaracters you may recognize... at first. It's called '''The Third Pig'''.

->'''Crypt Keeper:''' I don't know about you kiddies, but I was glad to see the Wolf hit one out of the pork. Still, an hour from now, he'll be hungry again and bacon for more! You'll be happy to know, creeps, that it looks like that opening I told you about has been filled... once we hammer out a few creative stifferences that is. ''*Knocks out a struggling man tied to his table with a hammer and cackles*''

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* AxCrazy: The Wolf finally killed and ate Drinkie, Smokey & Dudley.

* EyeScream: The wolf stabbed Drinkie's eye with a fork.

* FakeOutFadeOut: The Wolf breaks free of Franken Pig and stuffs Dudley in bread, getting ready to eat him. The episode starts to IrisOut, but the Wolf stops it to tell us how much he enjoys this ending. He eats Dudley and then the episode irises out for real.

* VomitIndescretionShot: We do, however, see Drinky throwing up a few times. Seeing as he's a stinking drunk, that shouldn't be surprising.

* RhymesOnADime: Everyone but the Wolf (who has trouble with rhymes), the jury at Dudley's trial (who only have two lies anyway), and The Crypt Keeper (who just doesn't bother).

OnceUponATime, there were three little pigs. The booze swilling Drinky, the nicotine loving Smokey, and [[OnlySaneMan Dudley]]. Dudley is the responsible and smart brother, living in a sturdy house of bricks. His dimwitted brothers on the other hand, live in a whiskey keg and a house made of cigarettes and matchsticks. And as expected, comes TheBigBadWolf who blows their houses down. Dudley, too nice for his own good, offers to let his brothers crash at his place so the Wolf won't eat them. And of course, his slovenly brothers are horrible house guests. Refusing to cook, clean up, or go out and get jobs. The Wolf hasn't given up however. While Dudley steps out to get Drinky some more beer one day, he comes along. After tricking Smokey into letting him in (by holding a pig porno mag in front of the peephole) he proceeds to violently butcher and eat Smokey and Drinky. When he returns, Dudley calls the cops. Who take ''six hours'' to show up. And unluckily for him, all the cops are wolves. Arrested for murdering his brothers, he's "[[KangarooCourt tried]]" in an all wolf court. Complete with a wolf jury and a wolf HangingJudge. Not surprisingly, he's found guilty and sentenced to death. In his cell that night, the souls of his brothers rise from Hell. They offer to get Dudley out. But only if he avenges their deaths at the hands of the wolf. Dudley agrees, and is brought to the abandoned castle lab of a pig MadScientist. Getting his Dr. Frankenstein on, Dudley constructs a murderous Zombie Pig. And orders him to "Kill, kill, kill, kill!" Getting drunk in the bar that night, the wolf brags about murdering Drinky and Smokey, and leaves the bar to molest Little Bo Peep. Trekking through the woods, he's caught by the Franken Pig, and ripped apart and eaten. But Dudley is having a moral quandary. He feels he's becomes a monster no better than the wolf by constructing this monstrosity. So when Franken Pig returns, Dudley attempts to stab him to death. But you can't really kill something that was dead from the start. So Dudley attempts something different. He throws a banana peel in Franken Pigs way, causing him to crash into a control panel and fry himself. All seems well...until Zombie Wolf springs out from inside Franken Pig, and [[TheBadGuyWins eats Dudley.]]

* RhymesOnADime: Everyone but the Wolf (who has trouble with rhymes) and The Crypt Keeper (who just doesn't bother).
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: Drinky and Smokey are absolute leeches with Dudley, having him cook and clean for them, bringing home prostitutes, and not bothering to look for jobs.