answers a distress call from planet Scalos, only to find there's no one there. No life forms detected, though there are signs of a great civilization- and a strange buzzing sound, though not even insect life has been detected. Then Crewman Compton breaks rule one of visiting a foreign land. "Don't drink the water!" However, instead of getting a case of Montezuma's Revenge, Compton just vanishes into thin air. Don't worry, this Red Shirt
The rest go back to the Enterprise
to find that the life support system has been infiltrated and surrounded by Some Kind of Force Field
. Kirk, Spock and two Red Shirts
investigate. Said force field refuses to let anybody but Spock and Kirk near. The Red Shirts
breathe a sigh of relief as Kirk and Spock investigate. They don't learn much as it seems whoever is letting them in will allow them to look at the system, but not touch.
A crewman is missing. The life support system is being threatened. There's an annoying buzzing sound in the air.
What's a captain to do? Why, have a cup of coffee, of course!
Yeoman, there's a fly in my coffee!
Well, don't show her to anyone. The rest will want one too!
One sip, and he becomes The Great Kirkholio!
Nah, he actually becomes even more hyper than that!
Tropes for this episode include:
- The Air Not There: Not even an attempt at explanation.
- Bullet Time: Predates The Matrix! OK, so it's a phaser blast rather than a bullet, but it's the same principle.
- Caffeine Bullet Time: Deela slips Kirk a drug which speeds him up to Bullet Time, enabling him to see her and her compatriots who live in Bullet Time permanently. But since she got the drug into him by slipping it into his coffee, it ends up looking an awful lot like Caffeine Bullet Time.
- First Officer Obvious: "You seem to be moving very slowly." Spock points out twice. Granted, it only seemed that way, as Spock was actually moving really fast.
- Doctor's Orders: Kirk really doesn't want to drop everything to have a physical, but Bones name drops the trope and points out that a physical for everyone on the away mission was Kirk's own order.
- Dutch Angle: How can you tell the Scalorians are the bad guys? Because every shot of them is crooked!
- Fashionable Asymmetry: Hey, Will, you forgot to give Deela's costume a sleeve and a pant leg!
- God Save Us from the Queen!: Deela seems to consider herself a queen, albeit of a planet where she has only four subjects. It would be folly to argue with her.
- Harsher in Hindsight: Due to an on set accident, Shatner has tinnitus- a condition marked by hearing a constant sound that isn't there.
- Ho Yay: Deela speaks of Kirk and Spock's great affection for each other and ponders if she'll get to see them show it. Deela is a Yaoi Fangirl!
- Large Ham: Kirk's slow and deliberate diction marked with...several...dramatic pauses, gets spoofed with Deela hurrying him and finishing his sentences for him.
- Scalos Needs Men: The condition that causes Scalorians to live at hyper speed also causes infertility. They probably need women too, but Deela is more concerned about getting herself laid.
- Must Have Caffeine: Even with the Enterprise under threat, Kirk still wants his coffee! A need for caffeine must be a constant for Starfleet captains.
- Prop Recycling: The painted backdrop depicting a city on Scalos was also used in "A Taste Of Armageddon".
- Sex Dressed: We cut away from Kirk and Deela in his quarters; when we next see them, she's brushing her hair and he's putting on one of his boots.
- Schmuck Bait: Kirk is told by the Ekor not to touch the life support system. He touches it, and gets shocked. So what does he do? Puts both hands on it and keeps getting shocked. In justice to Kirk the device in question is putting his crew into deep freeze to be preserved as potential breeding stock for the Alien. Naturally he's willing to endure some pain if he can only switch it off.
- Super Speed: Deela gives Kirk this power so he can keep up with her. Spock takes advantage of his new super speed to do some repairs on the ship.
- Theiss Titillation Theory: Deela wears something that looks like she just threw it on- and damn near missed!
- Time Stands Still: This episode features the Salorians who move so fast that they're invisible to the naked eye and everyone else appears frozen to them. (Interestingly enough, so long as none of the aliens or the people they abducted into their 'timeframe' by means of a drug are actually around to watch, both they and the crew seem to function in parallel and on the same timescale just fine. This point is never addressed.)
- What The Hell, Fellow Villain?: Deela scolds Rael for lying to Kirk about the method of Compton's death.
- The viewer might be inclined to ask Kirk "What the Hell?" When he leaves the Scalorians to their fate without telling them a cure has been found for their condition. The Fanon explanation is that this was the Scalorian's natural state after being so for many generations and thus the cure wouldn't have worked.
- Wife Husbandry: Rael is jealous of the affection Deela has for Kirk. She tells Kirk "I adored him as a child."
- You Can't Go Home Again: Deela treies to convince Kirk that he is permanently time warped and might as well get used to the idea. She doesn't know Kirk very well....