Film watched: The Horror of Party Beach.
The MST3K episode provides examples of:
- All Men Are Perverts: When the monsters attack the girls' slumber party:
- Angst? What Angst?: Crow provides the page's quote:Crow: First, you deny the grief, then PARTY!
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: Servo becomes a Ghitu monk and attempts to achieve transcendence through an Ethereal Choir, at least until Mike disconnects the speakers.
- Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: In-Universe with the "Look Polish?" sign. So much so that Mike and the 'Bots get sidetracked for a few moments trying to figure out what the point of the sign was.Crow: Maybe it means, "Look! Polish!"
- Brick Joke: The opening segment has the Ghitu monk bit and then it's dropped. Much later, the monsters are being destroyed and the noises they make sound like an Ethereal Choir.Crow: Now, they got Ghitu monks.
Servo: Great! (chants)
(Mike stares at him)
- Call-Back: Flavia is named for a character in the previously riffed The Thing That Couldn't Die.
- Cast Full of Gay. The beach dancers are a little... well, a lot effeminate.Crow (as dancer, lisping): I am ssso Twila Tharp!
- Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: One of the bikers wears a beret, so Crow makes him out to be this."It made sense to surrender. The Germans were very, very mean."
- A Date with Rosie Palms: As The Del-Aires sing:Servo: Never touched a woman / We make the saints cry...
- Dawson Casting: Invoked by the crew on Tina.Mike: (as Tina) I don't like slumber parties now that I'm 40!
- Ending Fatigue: The crew, late in the film, screams at the movie to finally end.
- Extra! Extra! Read All About It!: Servo goes newsboy for one host segment, selling incredibly up-to-date papers with headlines like "Mike Buys Another Paper From Servo," and "Mike Getting Fed Up With Newspaper Gag." Also invokes The Tape Knew You Would Say That.
- During the riffing:Tom: The birth of a media empire.
Mike: "Rusty" Murdoch.
- During the riffing:
- Flashback Cut: Brain Guy has one queued up to explain why they're in Rome. Turns out the flashback was to a few seconds ago, and Flavia's still wondering why the guards haven't seized them yet.
- Gainaxing: Strongly implied with the male variant when Mike starts dancing with his near-invisible bathing shorts. Cue Brain Bleach from the bots.
- Germans Love David Hasselhoff: Invoked with the two drunks.Mike: The French would love these guys.Crow: "Genius!"
- The Immodest Orgasm: The crew doesn't fail to notice that Elaine's grunting as she's stumbling toward the car sounds... like something else. Servo starts grunting himself, to the dismay of Mike.Crow: (snicker) Servo! Come on!
Mike: Yeah, okay...
- Just Smile and Nod:Tom: (as Eulabelle) Just smile at the stupid white people.
- Lip Lock: Referenced on one of the characters, who apparently had ADR done to their lines:Crow: "Why am I dubbed?"
- Look Behind You: "Look, a huge distracting thing!" Partly subverted since Mike doesn't fall for it, but Servo runs away anyway.
- Servo tries again later ("Mike, look behind you! It's a giraffe with the head of Larry Hagman!") and succeeds this time. Hilariously, he even ANNOUNCES that he's going to distract Mike and get away as part of his rapid-fire newspaper headline gag.
- Male Gaze: Once again defied.Crow: (as the camera lingers a little too long on a female beachgoer's bikini bottom) Miss, could you clear the shot, please?!Mike: (disgusted) Oh, right in my—
- Mighty Whitey: Hank adopts a rather pronounced Southern voice whenever he talks to Eulabelle. Mike and the Bots naturally take it farther."Any news on the War Of Northern Aggression, Eulabelle?"
- Monster Misogyny: With at least twenty-four on-screen female deaths and only three male deaths, Mike and the Bots couldn't help but take notice."You think a lot of guys who make movies have issues with women?"
- Mr. Fanservice: Mike's "Manly Beach Dance" can be this to certain MSTies.
- Notable Original Music: Sodium!
- Padding: Invoked: Mike and the bots get fed up with how long it takes the heroes to figure out that sodium is the key to fighting the monster, even though the audience has figured it out already. It leads to Servo's fantastic line "It was your stupid plot point!"
- Police Are Useless: During a montage of monster attacks and the ongoing investigation:Crow: We offer this shot of a guy leaving a building as proof of how hard they're working.
- Screaming at Squick: Crow's reaction after the "manly beach dance" host segment, in which Mike's trunks are so small as to be invisible.Tom: We'll be right back. (laughs nervously)
Crow: (shakes his head sadly) Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.
Tom: (pityingly) Aw, honey...
- Servile Snarker: The SOL crew make Eulabelle out to be this, given that she's the only character in the film with any competence.
- Shout-Out: When too much time is spent watching two drunks do absolutely nothing that advances the plot, Mike quips, "Vladimir and Estragon: The Sitcom."
- Sufficiently Advanced Alien: Brain Guy's nigh-omnipotence allows him to try to pass himself and Pearl off as gods. "Behold! From nothing, I produce this... spoon." And then "this... bigger spoon." The locals are only sold when they spot "Apearllo" talking to the "Average-Looking Man God, Golden Spider-Duck, and Squat Crimson Pig."
- Mike's more than pleased to be called average-looking, grinning and generally acting like it means he's a Chick Magnet ("She thinks I'm average-looking!") Hilariously enough, Flavia was played by Mike's real-life wife Bridget Jones.
- Crow, on the other hand, is enraged at being called a "Golden Spider-Duck", even assaulting Cambot and screaming alternative names at Flavia.
- Toilet Paper Substitute: When the monsters shuffle awkwardly through some bramble, a riff has one mention not to use poison ivy as toilet paper.
- Viewer Gender Confusion: During the beach dance. "Hey, why is that girl tople... oh no, that's a... well, is it?"
- Volleying Insults: Pearl and Flavia get into a nasty match during the final host segment. "Skank!" "Skag!"