Quotes: The Unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
With all these marbles in my mouth
I don't understand you I just don't understand you I don't understand the things you say I can't understand a single word...
Hey, it's Garbly! Everyone loves him because they can't understand him!
telling a story to kids.
Mickey: (pretending he's dying) Tell Donald... Tell Donald....
Mortimer: (urgently) YES, YES?
: I never understood a word he... said.
He could be
so frustrated right now and all I'd know is that he used to be Charlie Brown's English teacher.
sometimes talks like a man who is both breast feeding and drowning at the same time.
Should any of you wish to see this movie, get the DVD. (Oh, and consult a psychiatrist.) Not that there’s much to in the way of extras on this disc. In fact, it’s rather bare boned. ...No, I suggest the DVD because of the one other feature you can’t get on the video. Subtitles. Sure, the film’s in English. But Seagal
adopts a really lame and mushmouthed ‘Western’ accent here. When combined with his trademark whispery voice, well, half the time you can’t make out what the heck he’s saying. Seriously. However, just hit the Subtitle button on your DVD remote and problem solved. Hmm, now if I could just find a button that made the movie less moronic…
—Jabootu on The Patriot
David Lee Roth
breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!" on them?
clip that’s been making the round of Iggy Azalea
mouth farting into the mic at the Splash Festival in Germany will make you laugh, cry and scream for a priest because bitch sounds possessed. While looking like
Lady Russell Stover, the rillest MC in da game spit out the sounds of a train wreck...If you switched Siri’s language to Cantonese on your iPhone and asked her to recite a Kanye West
rant backwards, she’d make more sense than Iggy does in that clip. Bitch sounds like Nell speaking tongues in Pig Latin after burning her tongue on hot soup. I did hear a “chickabee” or two in there.
What I’m saying is that this is my favorite Iggy Azalea performance of all-time. All hail the Queen of Scat!
How about some SUBTITLES you JERKS?! It's bad enough we have to listen to these guys, but we can't even understand what they're saying!