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Quotes: The Talk
"When a man and a woman are in love, or very drunk, they..."
Stan Smith, American Dad!

Oh, Papa, I know all about the stork. Mama told me about that years ago.
...No, wait a minute, Papa! Flower, seed, man, woman, bee, baby, small...
It isn't the stork, it isn't the stork, it isn't the stork at all!
Oh life is grand! It's very int'resting, I think I understand.
"Man to Man Talk," Once Upon a Mattress

Simba: So you're going to answer that question I asked you yesterday Dad?
Mufasa: Of course, son. Look, Simba. It starts with a girl lion and a boy lion. Now the boy lion takes his—
Simba: No, Dad. Not that question!
Mufasa: Oh, okay well then, smoking can be very addicting...
Simba: No! Not that one either!
Mufasa: Well, damn it! There's so damn many of those 'little talks' parents have to have with their kids these days. I mean if they aren't smokin' they're drinkin'. If they aren't drinkin' it's drugs. If they aren't doin' drugs it's that cheap-ass whore on the corner passing out herpes like they were toilet paper!

Well, geese come out of eggs... and don't ask me where the eggs come from, because—!
Mr. Ping, Kung Fu Panda 2

Carly: (jumps up from the couch) I am NOT having this discussion with you, Spencer!
Spencer: (jumps up and hugs her) THANK YOU SO MUCH!

"But there's some bits I don't get."
"Like what?"
"Like wot's fuckin' got to do wiv havin' babies?"

Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
Alistair: Pardon?
Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms... but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other—
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?
Alistair: I certainly hope so.

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