"Observe how cleverly Maugham, while arranging the statues of the writers he has chosen to grace his special pantheon, will chop off a head here, a pair of legs there, a couple of feet, or arms, as suits his purpose so that finally, only a certain short, wizened man of letters, Maugham himself, is left standing erect; whole and complete, towering over them all."
"Dan Snyder looks like every 80s comedy villain poured into a five foot mold."
"Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny DeVito, there’s only me to play them."
"What a jerk! I swear, that Napoleon must have some kind of complex or something."
— Abraham Lincoln, Clone High
Nigel: Irv Ravitz. Chairman of Elias Clark. You know what they say: tiny man, huge ego.
“Bond always mistrusted short men. They grew up from childhood with an inferiority complex. All their lives they would strive to be big - bigger than the others who had teased them as a child. Napoleon had been short, and Hitler. It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.”
Stephen: Why are so many great men short?
David: Are they, really?
Stephen: David...you hit the nail on the head.
"I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me complex!"
— Dr. Diminutive, Phineas and Ferb
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"
— Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"Ready, little man?"
— Android 18 to Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z
Jeice: 'M not that short, Cap'n.
Captain Ginyu: Oh, don't go all "Vegeta" on me.