Quotes / She Is Not My Girlfriend

Joy: They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!
Ash/Misty: Me care about her/him? Hmph!

Mara: You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?
Luke: That's all right. It's really none of my business.
Mara: I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was… absolutely nothing.
Luke: What do you mean?
Mara: I mean just what I said: absolutely nothing.

Luke: You could have told me.
Mara: You could have asked me.

Warmonga: She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is nothing going on with me and Dr. D!
Kim: Nothing?
Shego: Nothing!
Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: I dunno—maybe 'cause you're nine feet tall!
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control.
(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)
Shego: Come on, we'd better help.
Kim: See? You do care!
Shego: Ugh!
Kim Possible, "Graduation"

Hughes: Is [Winry] your girlfriend?
Ed: She's my mechanic!!!
Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, run his life and raise his kids! (beat, frowns)
Fran Fine, The Nanny, to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.

Sokka: Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
Katara: He's not my...
Sokka: Whatever!

You see, Judge Stone and I are sharing quarters. I mean we only share quarters here. I mean, we, we, we don't share quarters in a conjugal sense. I mean, I want to make it perfectly clear that we have never, ever had sex.
Christine, Night Court

Jiraiya: She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
Naruto: She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate.
Team 8

Kung Lao: I hope your girlfriend [Kitana] is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Notice that I am ignoring you.
Mortal Kombat (2011 version)

Lilly: You're not just Hanako's publicist, are you Sho?
Hanako: (Oh lord, not this again. I'd expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too?) Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car.
Lilly: I'd imagine so.
Hanako: Okay, he's also a friend. (pauses and comes to a realization) Actually, he's the best friend I've got back home.

Ugh, you are such a depraved monster. (beat) Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean.
Shadehawk, Antihero for Hire

Michael Westen: She was never my girlfriend.
Sam Axe: Whatever, Mike.
Burn Notice, "Trust Me"

Anakin Skywalker: I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. (runs off)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, right... No! Anakin! She's not my...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "Voyage of Temptation"

Scowler: Patchi's got a girlfriend!
Patchi: She's not my girlfriend!
Alex: Eh, you might be crushing a little.
Patchi: Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
Alex: My side.

Bolin: So, you see, we're together...
Korra: Well, not together-together, more like friends.
Bolin: Right, right, friends... no, I didn't mean to imply that...
Korra: Oh, you implied it.

Steve Trevor (about Superman): Your boyfriend's got a lot of nerve!
Wonder Woman: He is not my boyfriend! ... And yes, he does.

Ching: No, I didn’t peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend
Asuka: He is not my boyfriend! I mean... we haven’t talked about it… I don’t know.

Walter: Oh, by the way, your girlfriend is amazing!
Reese: Sameen? Not my girlfriend.
Walter: W-WHY NOT?!!
Person of Interest, "Pretenders"

Kaji: (in front of Asuka) And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?
Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.
Asuka: Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?
Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.
The Child of Love, chapter 4

Canton Delaware: So what's going on here?
The Doctor: Ah… nothing; she's just a friend.
Rory: I think he's talking about the possible alien incursion?
Doctor Who

Starfire: "...I am not your friend?"
Robin: "Uh..."
Starfire: "I am not a girl?"

Lucius Fox: (after Selina rescues them) I like your new girlfriend, Mr. Wayne.
Selina Kyle/Catwoman: He should be so lucky.