"I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
— Chowder, Chowder

Joy: They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!
Ash/Misty: Me care about her/him? Hmph!
— Pokemon

Mara: You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?
Luke: That's all right. It's really none of my business.
Mara: I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was... absolutely nothing.
Luke: What do you mean?
Mara: I mean just what I said: absolutely nothing.
...
Luke: You could have told me.
Mara: You could have asked me.
— Star Wars: Vision of the Future

Warmonga: She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is nothing going on with me and Dr. D!
Kim: Nothing?
Shego: Nothing!
Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: I dunno— maybe 'cause you're nine feet tall!
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.
(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)
Shego: Come on, we better go help.
Kim: See? You do care!
Shego: Ugh!
— Kim Possible, "Graduation"

Hughes: (refering to Winry) Is that your girlfriend?
Ed: She's my mechanic!!!
Hughes: So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.
— Fullmetal Alchemist

Sheldon: (whenever someone calls Amy his girlfriend) She is a girl. She is my friend. She Is Not My Girlfriend.
— The Big Bang Theory

Fran Fine: (to one of Mr. Sheffield's clients) Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, raise his kids, and run his life! (Beat, and then she frowns)
— The Nanny

Sokka: Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.

Katara: He's not my...

Sokka: Whatever!

Jiraiya: She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.

Naruto: She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate.

Kung Lao: I hope your girlfriend (Kitana) is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.

Liu Kang: Notice that I am ignoring you.

Lilly: "You’re not ‘just’ Hanako’s publicist, are you Sho?"

Hanako: (narrates) "Oh lord, not this again. I’d expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too? (speaks) Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car."

Lilly: "I’d imagine so,"

Hanako: "Okay, he’s also a friend. (pauses and comes to a realization) Actually, he’s the best friend I’ve got back home."