Joy: They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!
Ash/Misty: Me care about her/him? Hmph!
Mara: You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?
Luke: That's all right. It's really none of my business.
Mara: I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was... absolutely nothing.
Luke: What do you mean?
Mara: I mean just what I said: absolutely nothing.
Luke: You could have told me.
Mara: You could have asked me.
— Star Wars: Vision of the Future
Warmonga: She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is nothing going on with me and Dr. D!
Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: I dunno— maybe 'cause you're nine feet tall!
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.
(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)
Shego: Come on, we better go help.
Kim: See? You do care!
— Kim Possible, "Graduation"
Hughes: (refering to Winry) Is that your girlfriend?
Ed: She's my mechanic!!!
Hughes: So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.
— Fullmetal Alchemist
Sheldon: (whenever someone calls Amy his girlfriend) She is a girl. She is my friend. She Is Not My Girlfriend.
— The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, raise his kids, and run his life!"
(Beat, and then she frowns)
— Fran Fine, The Nanny, to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.
Sokka: Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
Katara: He's not my...
Jiraiya: She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
Kung Lao: I hope your girlfriend (Kitana) is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Notice that I am ignoring you.
— Mortal Kombat (2011 version)
Hanako: (narrates) "Oh lord, not this again. I’d expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too? (speaks) Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car."
Lilly: "I’d imagine so,"
Hanako: "Okay, he’s also a friend. (pauses and comes to a realization) Actually, he’s the best friend I’ve got back home."
"Ugh, you are such a depraved monster. <beat> Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean."
— Shadehawk, Antihero for Hire
Michael Westen: She was never my girlfriend.
Sam Axe: Whatever, Mike.
— "Trust Me", Burn Notice
Anakin Skywalker: "I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend." *runs off*
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Yes, right...No! Anakin! She's not my..."
— "Voyage of Temptation", Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Scowler: Patchi's got a girlfriend!
Patchi: She's not my girlfriend!
Patchi: Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
Alex: My side.