Quotes: She Is Not My Girlfriend
Joy: They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!
Ash/Misty: Me care about her/him? Hmph!
Mara: You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?
Luke: That's all right. It's really none of my business.
Mara: I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was... absolutely nothing.
Luke: What do you mean?
Mara: I mean just what I said: absolutely nothing.
Luke: You could have told me.
Warmonga: She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is nothing going on with me and Dr. D!
Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: I dunno— maybe 'cause you're nine feet tall!
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.
(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)
Shego: Come on, we better go help.
Kim: See? You do care!
— Kim Possible, "Graduation"
Hughes: Is [Winry] your girlfriend?
Ed: She's my mechanic!!!
Hughes: So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.
Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, raise his kids, and run his life! (beat, frowns)
— Fran Fine, The Nanny, to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.
Sokka: Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
Katara: He's not my...
Jiraiya: She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
Kung Lao: I hope your girlfriend [Kitana] is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Notice that I am ignoring you.
— Mortal Kombat (2011 version)
Hanako: (Oh lord, not this again. I'd expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too?) Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car.
Lilly: I'd imagine so,
Hanako: Okay, he's also a friend. (pauses and comes to a realization) Actually, he's the best friend I've got back home.
Ugh, you are such a depraved monster. (beat) Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean.
— Shadehawk, Antihero for Hire
Michael Westen: She was never my girlfriend.
Sam Axe: Whatever, Mike.
— Burn Notice, "Trust Me"
Anakin Skywalker: I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. (runs off)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, right... No! Anakin! She's not my...
— Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "Voyage of Temptation"
Scowler: Patchi's got a girlfriend!
Patchi: She's not my girlfriend!
Patchi: Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
Alex: My side.
Bolin: So, you see, we're together...
Korra: Well, not together-together, more like friends.
Bolin: Right, right, friends... no, I didn't mean to imply that...