->[[CatchPhrase I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'''

->'''Joy:''' They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!\\
'''Ash/Misty:''' Me care about ''her/him?'' Hmph!
-->-- ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->'''Mara:''' You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?\\
'''Luke:''' That's all right. It's really none of my business.\\
'''Mara:''' I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was… absolutely nothing.\\
'''Luke:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Mara:''' I mean just what I said: ''absolutely nothing''.\\
'''Luke:''' You could have told me.\\
'''Mara:''' You could have ''asked'' me.
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Vision of the Future]]''

->'''Warmonga:''' She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
->'''Shego:''' Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is ''nothing'' going on with me and Dr. D!
->'''Kim:''' Nothing?
->'''Shego:''' ''Nothing''!
->'''Warmonga:''' Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
->'''Shego:''' I dunno--maybe 'cause you're ''nine feet tall''!
->'''Warhok:''' Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.
->''(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)''
->'''Shego:''' Come on, we better go help.
->'''Kim:''' See? You do care!
->'''Shego:''' Ugh!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Graduation"

->'''Hughes:''' Is [Winry] your girlfriend?
->'''Ed:''' ''She's my [[WrenchWench mechanic]]!!!''
->'''Hughes:''' So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.
-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->[[RunningGag She is a girl. She is my friend.]] SheIsNotMyGirlfriend.
-->-- '''Sheldon''', about Amy, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' [[spoiler:(before they become an OfficialCouple)]]

->Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, run his life and raise his kids! (''{{beat}}, [[IResembleThatRemark frowns]]'')
-->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny'', to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.

->'''Sokka''': Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
->'''Katara''': He's not my...
->'''Sokka''': Whatever!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->You see, Judge Stone and I are sharing quarters. I mean we only share quarters here. I mean, we, we, we don't share quarters in a conjugal sense. I mean, I want to make it perfectly clear that we have never, ever had sex.
-->-- '''Christine''', ''Series/NightCourt''

->'''Jiraiya''': She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
->'''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''': She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate.
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''

->'''Kung Lao''': I hope your girlfriend [Kitana] is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
->'''Liu Kang''': Notice that I am ignoring you.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Mortal Kombat]]'' (2011 version)

->'''Lilly''': You're not ''just'' [[VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo Hanako]]'s publicist, are you [[OriginalCharacter Sho]]?
->'''Hanako''': (''Oh lord, not this again. I'd expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too?'') Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car.
->'''Lilly''': I'd imagine so.
->'''Hanako''': Okay, he's also a friend. (''pauses and comes to a realization'') Actually, he's the best friend I've got back home.
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Reconciliation}}''

->Ugh, [[YouMonster you are such a depraved monster]]. (''beat'') Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean.
-->-- '''Shadehawk''', ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire''

->'''Michael Westen:''' She was ''never'' my girlfriend.
->'''Sam Axe:''' Whatever, Mike.
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Trust Me"

->'''Anakin Skywalker:''' I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. (''runs off'')
->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Yes, right... No! Anakin! She's not my...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', "Voyage of Temptation"

->'''Scowler''': Patchi's got a girlfriend!
->'''Patchi''': She's not my girlfriend!
->'''Alex''': [[NotHelpingYourCase Eh, you might be crushing a little.]]
->'''Patchi''': Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
-> '''Alex''': My side.
-->-- ''Series/WalkingWithDinosaurs 3D''

->'''Bolin''': So, you see, we're together...
->'''Korra''': Well, not together-together, more like friends.
->'''Bolin''': Right, right, ''friends''... no, I didn't mean to imply that...
->'''Korra''': Oh, you implied it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E2ALeafInTheWind A Leaf In The Wind]]"

->'''Steve Trevor''' (about Superman): Your boyfriend's got a lot of nerve!
->'''Wonder Woman''': He is not my boyfriend! ... And yes, he does.

->'''Ching''': No, I didn’t peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\\
'''Asuka''': He is not my boyfriend! I mean... we haven’t talked about it… I don’t know.
-->--''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-8#post-2468725 chapter 30]]''

->'''Walter:''' Oh, by the way, [[ActionGirl your girlfriend is amazing!]]
->'''Reese:''' Sameen? Not my girlfriend.
->'''Walter:''' ''W-WHY NOT?!!''
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders"

->'''Kaji''': ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say Ikari Asuka Langley?\\
''Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\\
'''Asuka''': Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?\\
''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.''
-->--''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 4''

->'''Canton Delaware:''' So what's going on here?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Ah… nothing; she's just a friend.\\
'''Rory:''' I think he's talking about the possible alien incursion?
-->-- ''Doctor Who''

->'''Robin:''' "SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
->'''Starfire:''' "...I am not your friend?"
->'''Robin:''' "Uh..."
->'''Starfire:''' "I am not a girl?"

->'''Lucius Fox:''' (''after Selina rescues them'') I like your new girlfriend, Mr. Wayne.
->'''Selina Kyle/Catwoman:''' He should be so lucky.