Quotes / Sabre's Edge

Apparently it's all the rage to have one of these nowadays. Thanks, Noaqiyeum.

On the Barrett XM109◊:

Gummie, it's a masculine thing. Just because it's small doesn't mean it won't be...powerful, ooh no. Have you seen the size of the muzzle brake on that thing? Means it's got a nice-sized...blast...when it goes off, heh heh. Plus, it collapses nicely when it's not in use, but once it's time to whip out my tool and start pumping rounds downrange, it expands to its full length in one action.

From nekoalexa: Uh oh...Sabre's thinking about shipping. And when Sabre thinks about shipping, bad stuff happens.

On Enkufka's suggestion to build a "Sabrepacked" in the tradition of "Planepacked" of Dwarf Fortress fame:

This is a Sabreite sabre. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Sabre armor, Sabre hull, and Sabre warheads, studded with Sabre tail, and encircled with bands of Sabre wing. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Sabre hair and Sabre page, and menaces with spikes of Sabre turbine, Sabre company, and Sabre-tooth...

From here:

Juan Carlos 11: I'm Juansexual. Oh yeah, baby.

Sabre's Edge:...So you're the one who's been desecrating Peron's grave!

From here.

Sabre's Edge: @ Stolen: "Happy cheery" is OOC? I'd always thought that if ever you or Noaqiyeum were ever not happy, you would manifest into your true forms and devour the souls of the tropers, while the world watches and wonders.

On being called a "lunatic":

I resent the implication that the phase of the moon has anything to do with my mannerisms, Saigyouji! I'm bloody insane all the time.

On Wizards Vs Muggles:

I swear I would have changed the codenames if I'd known this would've turned the whole thing into My Little Commando: Flashbangs are Magic.

By Rena The Archmage about me:

695) Sabre's Edge is not connected to the Yakuza, the Triads, the Morag Tong, the Tunnel Snakes, the House Telvanni, the NSF, the Black Knights, the Mafia, the Mafiya, the Muffia, the Grand Moff-ia, the Mythic Dawn, the French army, the PLA, the Flower Youkai, The Faceless, the Shadow Khan, the JLF, Al-Asad, Takano Miyo, Satsuki Rin, or the Empire.
It is neither amusing nor appropriate to contact the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, or the California State Troopers with such accusations.

In regards to stereotypes:

As an aspiring rifle marksman, the idea of glorifying the bastards who think it's a good idea to hold guns sideways and to spray out the window of a moving vehicle is simply horrifying and wretched. It's an insult to practitioners of carefully-aimed fire everywhere!

...oh, right. And the crime and collateral damage. That's bad, too.