I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.Film — Animated
Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!Film — Live Action
You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example. Eighteenth century: no such thing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, Semmelweis. He's trying to convince people that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny? Tiny? Invisible?
Now, up to the 20th century, last week I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
—Jeffrey Goines, Twelve Monkeys note
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! You've got nothing! NOTHING!Literature
Sanity is not Statistical.
— Winston, 1984
If you can keep your head when all about youLive-Action TV
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you...
—"If", Rudyard Kipling
WRONG. I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!
— Dana Carvey as John McLaughlin, Saturday Night Live
Am I the ONLY normal person at this school?
— Michael Barrett, Zoey 101
SpongeBob: (Imitating Squidward) Everyone's an idiot except for me.Music
Squidward: Well, it is true.
Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round...
And he never listens to themVideo Games
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him
—The Beatles, "The Fool on the Hill"
Tallis: So, "Champion of Kirkwall". Fancy title.
Hawke: The "Only One in Kirkwall not Completely Insane" was considered.
Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!
James: Everyone wait! Haven't we all had enough of war lately?
All other Gods: NO!Web Original
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane man left in this world. This increasingly appears to be the case.
— Tybalt Capulet (Drake)
Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak.
— Roger, College Roomies from Hell!!!
As a sane man, you are badly outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.
WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER? IS THIS REAL? I JUST WANNA GO HOME! EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!Western Animation
—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind
Frank Grimes: Hey, look, everybody! Simpson's in a contest with children!
Lenny: Hey, shush.
Carl: You're making us miss the contest.
Mr. Burns: ... Could you explain your model, young man?
Frank: What's to explain? He's an idiot.
Lenny: Pipe down!
Homer: ... Well, basically, I just copied the plant we have now. Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe here is pretty sharp.
Mr. Burns: Agreed! First prize!
Carl: Way to go, Homer!
Lenny: You're number 1, Homer!
Frank: B-but, but this was a contest for children!
Lenny: Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!
*The crowd begins cheering and applauding*
Frank: I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! *Violently waving his arms* INSANE, I tell you! Aaahh! AHHH!