History Quotes / OnlySaneMan

29th May '16 12:16:58 PM Orbiting
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->He is the SON of my COUSIN and my EX. Does NOBODY else see a problem with [[TheMatchmaker this]]? [[note]]No.[[/note]]

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->He ->''"He is the SON of my COUSIN and my EX. Does NOBODY else see a problem with [[TheMatchmaker this]]? [[note]]No.[[/note]][[/note]]"''



->I'm surrounded by idiots...

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->I'm ->''"I'm surrounded by idiots..."''



->Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to ''her.'' She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!

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->Next ->''"Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to ''her.'' She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!asylum!"''



->You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example. Eighteenth century: no such thing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, Semmelweis. He's trying to convince people that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny? Tiny? Invisible?\\
Now, up to the 20th century, last week I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
-->-- '''Jeffrey Goines''' (sans rambling and BuffySpeak), ''Film/TwelveMonkeys''

->Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the ''same face!'' Doesn't anyone notice this?! ''[[OnlySaneMan I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!]]'' I invented the ''piano key necktie!'' I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! ''You've got '''nothing! NOTHING!'''''

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->You ->''"You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example. Eighteenth century: no such thing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, Semmelweis. He's trying to convince people that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny? Tiny? Invisible?\\
Now, up to the 20th century, last week I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
opinion."''
-->-- '''Jeffrey Goines''' (sans rambling and BuffySpeak), Goines''', ''Film/TwelveMonkeys''

->Who ->''"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the ''same face!'' Doesn't anyone notice this?! ''[[OnlySaneMan I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!]]'' I invented the ''piano key necktie!'' I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! ''You've got '''nothing! NOTHING!'''''NOTHING!'''''"''



->I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!
-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' [[note]]Of course, he's speaking literally - note the capitalization.[[/note]]

->Let me ask you something, Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane person on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, [[TheCassandra maybe I am]].

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->I ->''"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!
Assholes!"''
-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' [[note]]Of course, he's speaking literally - -- note the capitalization.[[/note]]

->Let ->''"Let me ask you something, Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane person on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, [[TheCassandra maybe I am]]."''



->Sanity is not Statistical.

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->Sanity ->''"Sanity is not Statistical."''



->If you can keep your head when all about you\\
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you...

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->If ->''"If you can keep your head when all about you\\
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you..."''



->"Its like the worlds gone mad, and Im the only sane person left."
-->--'''Director Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''All of you are lunatics, and I made the mistake of trying to talk sense.''
-->--'''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

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->"Its ->''"Its like the worlds gone mad, and Im the only sane person left."
-->--'''Director
"''
-->-- '''Director
Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''All ->''"All of you are lunatics, and I made the mistake of trying to talk sense.''
-->--'''Weaver''',
"''
-->-- '''Weaver''',
''Literature/{{Worm}}''



->WRONG. I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!

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->WRONG. ->''"WRONG. I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!bag!"''



->Am I the ONLY normal person at this school?

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->Am ->''"Am I the ONLY normal person at this school?school?"''



->Whatever your plan was, it was probably better than my plan to escape the trenches by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

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->Whatever ->''"Whatever your plan was, it was probably better than my plan to escape the trenches by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?here?"''



->I'm living in a house filled with crazy people!

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->I'm ->''"I'm living in a house filled with crazy people!people!"''



->Day after day\\

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->Day ->''"Day after day\\



They don't like him

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They don't like himhim"''



->Clowns to the left of me,\\

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->Clowns ->''"Clowns to the left of me,\\



Stuck in the middle with you

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Stuck in the middle with youyou"''



->I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

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->I ->''"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."''



->Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?

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->Why ->''"Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?reality?"''



->If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

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->If ->''"If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts."''



->''Ex-Alliance. Biotic training. Despite solid service history, clearly placed on Shepard's team primarily for stabilizing elements of personality.''

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->''Ex-Alliance.->''"Ex-Alliance. Biotic training. Despite solid service history, clearly placed on Shepard's team primarily for stabilizing elements of personality.''"''



->Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!

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->Good ->''"Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!wacko!"''



->Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak.

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->Normal? ->''"Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak."''



->As a sane man, you are ''badly'' outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.

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->As ->''"As a sane man, you are ''badly'' outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all."''



->I am the only serious character on this show. That is the joke.

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->I ->''"I am the only serious character on this show. That is the joke."''



->If you had to hang out with a Greek deity, Id go with [[Main/GreekMythology Hestia]]. She never married, just cooked food, lit fireplaces, took care of travelers, and basically just chilled out at home. All-around cool lady.
-->-- Postscript to [[http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/the-greek-god-family-tree/ a comic]] depiction of the Olympian family tree

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->If ->''"If you had to hang out with a Greek deity, Id go with [[Main/GreekMythology Hestia]]. She never married, just cooked food, lit fireplaces, took care of travelers, and basically just chilled out at home. All-around cool lady.
lady."''
-->-- Postscript ''Postscript to [[http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/the-greek-god-family-tree/ a comic]] depiction of the Olympian family tree
tree''



->Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane man left in this world. This increasingly appears to be the case.

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->Sometimes ->''"Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane man left in this world. This increasingly appears to be the case."''



->WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER? IS THIS ''REAL?!'' I JUST WANNA GO HOME! ''EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!''

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->WHY ->''"WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER? IS THIS ''REAL?!'' I JUST WANNA GO HOME! ''EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!''ME!''"''



->AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOS?

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->AM ->''"AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOS?WEIRDOS?"''



->Everypony in this town is CRAZY!

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->Everypony ->''"Everypony in this town is CRAZY!CRAZY!"''



(''the crowd cheers and applauds'')\\

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(''the ''[the crowd cheers and applauds'')\\applauds]''\\



->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (''Imitating Squidward'') Everyone's an idiot except for me.\\

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->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (''Imitating Squidward'') ''[Imitating Squidward]'' Everyone's an idiot except for me.\\
21st Apr '16 8:20:52 AM Argon2
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->If you had to hang out with a Greek deity, Id go with [[Main/GreekMythology Hestia]]. She never married, just cooked food, lit fireplaces, took care of travelers, and basically just chilled out at home. All-around cool lady.
-->-- Postscript to [[http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/the-greek-god-family-tree/ a comic]] depiction of the Olympian family tree
8th Apr '16 7:59:13 PM anza_sb
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->Let me ask you something, Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane person on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, [[TheCassandra maybe I am]].
-->-- '''Detective Del Spooner''', ''Film/IRobot''
4th Mar '16 5:52:05 AM BugsFan17
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->I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!
-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' [[note]]Of course, he's speaking literally - note the capitalization.[[/note]]
18th Jan '16 9:27:30 PM AtticusOmundson
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->I'm surrounded by idiots...
-->-- '''Scar''', ''Disney/TheLionKing''
8th Nov '15 4:04:22 PM kquinn0830
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->I'm living in a house filled with crazy people!
-->--'''Mike Baxter''', ''Series/LastManStanding''
17th Oct '15 9:01:13 PM ThArcanist
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-->'''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

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-->'''Weaver''', -->--'''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
17th Oct '15 9:00:50 PM ThArcanist
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->''All of you are lunatics, and I made the mistake of trying to talk sense.''
-->'''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
27th Sep '15 7:11:26 PM ThArcanist
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-->--'''Director Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}

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-->--'''Director Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}
''Literature/{{Worm}}''
27th Sep '15 7:10:57 PM ThArcanist
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->"Its like the worlds gone mad, and Im the only sane person left."
-->--'''Director Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}
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