Quotes: Only Sane Employee

"Code 19! Asset out of containment. These people never learn."
Barry, Jurassic World

Jack: I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show.
Liz: Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards.
Jack: That's why my job is way better than yours.
30 Rock, "Tracy Does Conan"

Nathan Explosion: You know we get really really excited about really bad ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them...
Charles Foster Ofdensen: Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember—
Pickles: So? Big deal, those threats aren't new!
Charles Foster Ofdensen: ...noted.

Kokonoe: Ugh, idiots to the left, idiots to the right.
Hibiki: Welcome to my entire life.