Quotes / Only Sane Employee

"Code 19! Asset out of containment. These people never learn."
Barry, Jurassic World

Jack: I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show.
Liz: Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards.
Jack: That's why my job is way better than yours.
30 Rock, "Tracy Does Conan"

Nathan Explosion: You know we get really really excited about really bad ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them...
Charles Foster Ofdensen: Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember—
Pickles: So? Big deal, those threats aren't new!
Charles Foster Ofdensen: ...noted.

Kokonoe: Ugh, idiots to the left, idiots to the right.
Hibiki: Welcome to my entire life.

"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers— we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary— even if it's thankless and ugly."
Keeper to the Imperial Agent, Star Wars: The Old Republic

"I swear, I'm the only person in this building who's not an idiot savant."
Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

When the company needs a new idea to mirthlessly commit to paper, they turn to Trevor Chase, because he's the only person at the company capable of divorcing himself from the litany of bad ideas and worse games that populate the roster of Failed Industry Attempts. An idiosyncratic bundle of weird fetishes and freakish tastes, Trevor nonetheless creates great games, most of which go completely over the heads of the slack-jawed cretins who buy these things. His latest magnum opus, Deviant, contained a compelling backstory and a critical look at late-era cultural mores, designed to look into what people would do if they possessed near-divine powers. When that game hit stores, however, it became painfully obvious that people would just put on capes and slug the super-powered shit out of each other, just as they have always done in comic books. After all, why bother thinking about it - that's hard! Let's fight.
Trevor was found dead in his office two weeks ago, the victim of a self-inflicted pistol wound to the head. Blood and brains stained his otherwise pristine "2 Hot Nation of Harlem Ghetto Posse Gangst Experience" T-shirt.
Werewolf: The Apocalypse - Subsidiaries: A Guide To Pentex

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