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->''"You know the vacation's over when you have to come home and start extinguishing people."''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/CrossTimeCafe''
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-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

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-->--A note by '''Masaki Ostuka''', ''VideoGame/{{Bubbaruka}}''

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-->--A note by '''Masaki Ostuka''', Otsuka''', ''VideoGame/{{Bubbaruka}}''
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->''"Everyone in this damn building is going insane. I don't think it is normal business conduct to get into screaming matches with your employees when they don't want to work overtime anymore. Something is seriously wrong here."''
-->--A note by '''Masaki Ostuka''', ''VideoGame/{{Bubbaruka}}''
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->''"See, without Ryan, no-one contains us. We've started- In'' one ''episode, we've flooded the whole place and started blood magic."''
-->--'''Gavin''', ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries'', "Sky Factory Part 15"
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->When the company needs a new idea to mirthlessly commit to paper, they turn to Trevor Chase, because he's the only person at the company capable of divorcing himself from the litany of bad ideas and worse games that populate the roster of Failed Industry Attempts. [[BunnyEarsLawyer An idiosyncratic bundle of weird fetishes and freakish tastes, Trevor nonetheless creates great games]], most of which go completely over the heads of the [[TakeThatAudience slack-jawed cretins who buy these things]]. His latest magnum opus, ''[[TabletopGame/{{Aberrant}} Deviant]],'' contained a compelling backstory and a critical look at late-era cultural mores, designed to look into what people would do if they possessed near-divine powers. When that game hit stores, however, it became painfully obvious that people would just put on capes and slug the super-powered shit out of each other, just as they have always done in comic books. After all, why bother thinking about it - that's hard! Let's fight.
->[[DeconstructedTrope Trevor was found dead in his office two weeks ago]], [[DrivenToSuicide the victim of a self-inflicted pistol wound to the head]]. Blood and brains stained his otherwise pristine "2 Hot Nation of Harlem Ghetto Posse Gangst Experience" T-shirt.
-->--''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Subsidiaries: A Guide To Pentex''
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-->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma''

->''"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers—we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—- even if it's thankless and ugly."''
-->--'''Keeper''' to the Imperial Agent, VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic

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->''"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers—we workers-- we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—- necessary-- even if it's thankless and ugly."''
-->--'''Keeper''' -->-- '''Keeper''' to the Imperial Agent, VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic



-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''WebOriginal/FreemansMind''

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->''"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers—we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—even if it's thankless and ugly."''

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->''"I swear, I'm the only person in this building who's not an idiot savant."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''WebOriginal/FreemansMind''
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-->''"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers—we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—even if it's thankless and ugly."''

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-->''"This isn't glamorous work. We're sanitation workers—we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—even if it's thankless and ugly."''
-->--'''Keeper''' to the Imperial Agent, VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
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->''"Code 19! Asset out of containment. These people never learn."''
-->-- '''Barry''', ''Film/JurassicWorld''
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->'''Kokonoe''': Ugh, [[SurroundedByIdiots idiots to the left, idiots to the right.]]\\
'''Hibiki''': Welcome to my entire life.
-->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma''

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-> I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair.
-> Incompetence hangs in the air like the cold stench of death.
-> I'm drowning and monkeys dressed as lifeguards are throwing me anvils.
-> My job has convinced me that life is a stale joke with no punchline.
-> I long for the cold comfort of the grave.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

-> '''Dilbert''': Before I worked here I wasn't called a thief or a liar.
-> '''Carol''': You can't get that kind of training in school.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

-> Why does it seem like most of the decisions in my workplace were made by drunken lemurs?
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''



->''The King shits, and the Hand wipes.''
-->-- '''GameOfThrones'''

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->''The King shits, and the Hand wipes.''
-->-- '''GameOfThrones'''
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-->--''[[{{ptitleolsdue4jfzga}} 30 Rock]]'', "Tracy Does Conan"

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-->--''[[{{ptitleolsdue4jfzga}} 30 Rock]]'', -->--''Series/ThirtyRock'', "Tracy Does Conan"
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->'''Nathan Explosion''': You know we get really ''really'' excited about really ''bad'' ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them...\\
'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember--\\
'''Pickles''': So? Big deal, those threats aren't new!\\
'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': ...noted.
-->--''{{Metalocalypse}}''
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->'''Jack''': I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show.\\
'''Liz''': Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards.\\
'''Jack''': That's why my job is way better than yours.
-->--''[[{{ptitleolsdue4jfzga}} 30 Rock]]'', "Tracy Does Conan"

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