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Quotes: Mistaken for Gay
Ryan: Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.
Colin: Boy, that would be zany!

Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

And if you look off to the left side of the ship, you'll see a bunch of homosexuals. (Something translated in Spanish)...fanny bandits.

Can't a dude stick his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?
T.J. Hicks, Deuce Bigalow

Michael: She thinks I'm gay! I told her about Julie and she thinks I'm gay!
George: Julie thinks you're gay?
Michael: No, my friend Sandy.
George: Sleep with her!
Michael: I slept with her already! She's still thinks I'm gay.
George: ...oh, that's not good, Michael.

There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting Aziraphale: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.
Supernatural, Playthings

Cpt. Peter Lassard: I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
Cmd. Eric Lassard: (awkward) ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on...
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, what are you talking about?
Cmd. Eric Lassard: Does Margret know about this?
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!
Cmd. Eric Lassard: Oooooh! That's easy!
George: Look, we're not gay.
Jerry: Not That There's Anything Wrong with That!
George: No, no, of course not!

Lancelot: We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril!
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!
Lancelot: No, it was too perilous!
Galahad: Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can!
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Galahad: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy.
Galahad: Bet you're gay!
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

Val: Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.
Doctor: "Partner." Yes, I like it. Is it better than companion?
Val: Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.
- Doctor Who, "Closing Time"

Mels: Come on. Seriously. It's got to be you two. Oh cut to the song, it's getting boring.
Amy: Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.
Rory: Yeah. Impossible.
Amy: I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know—
Rory: —a friend.
Amy: —gay.
Rory: I'm not gay.
Amy: Yes you are.
Rory: No. No I'm not.
Amy: Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a girl?
Mels: Penny in the air.
Amy: I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to. [Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens...and he runs out of the room. Realisation plays over Amy's face]. ...Oh my God! Rory! [She runs after him].
Mels: And the penny drops.
Doctor Who, "Let's Kill Hitler"

Frank the Magikoopa: Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)
Hal and Jeff: Ahhhhhh!
Frank the Magikoopa: What are you.... Gay?!
Bowser's Kingdom, episode 2

For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
Dr. John Watsonnote , Sherlock

"I'm just saying," Michael continued without malice, bending to do something delicate and ornate with the fuel pump, "that certain… traits have been called to my attention and I just wanted to let you know that it makes absolutely no difference in our friendship. You are the same man that I met and respected years ago."
"Thank you, Michael, that means a lot to me," Harry said sincerely. "It would probably mean much more if I were actually gay."

Kakyoin: Hey, Jotaro. Could you give me that, please? It's my favorite.
Jotaro: Gasp!? Kakyoin, are you...
Kakyoin: That cherry...that cherry, please.
Jotaro: Oh, a cherry. Yeah, here. There, go you.
(Jotaro gives Kakyoin a pair of cherries.)
Kakyoin: Thanks. Rerorerorero.
(Kakyoin eats the cherry in his trademark manner.)

Jay Cutler: So Rodgers, I suppose that makes you sort of “bye-curious?”
Tom Brady: Sounds to me like you’ve been UNDER someone’s junk already.

Hitomi: For you two [Madoka and Sayaka] to have gotten so close in just one night- what did you do after I left yestderday?!
Hitomi: You're both girls! [Runs away] Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!

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