Colin: Boy, that would be zany!
Cooper: Okay, okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, cause, eh, I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot, Mike is a girl!
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right, right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Coleman: I knew it!
West: Now touch my breast. See, that's what a breast is supposed to feel like. Now touch yourself.
Gordon: Oh my God, I'm hard!
George: Julie thinks you're gay?
Michael: No, my friend Sandy.
George: Sleep with her!
Michael: I slept with her already! She's still thinks I'm gay.
George: ...oh, that's not good, Michael.
Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.
Cmd. Eric Lassard: (awkward) ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on...
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, what are you talking about?
Cmd. Eric Lassard: Does Margret know about this?
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!
Cmd. Eric Lassard: Oooooh! That's easy!
Jerry: Not That There's Anything Wrong with That!
George: No, no, of course not!
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril!
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!
Lancelot: No, it was too perilous!
Galahad: Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can!
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Galahad: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy.
Galahad: Bet you're gay!
Lancelot: No, I'm not.
Doctor: "Partner." Yes, I like it. Is it better than companion?
Val: Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.
Amy: Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.
Rory: Yeah. Impossible.
Amy: I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know—
Rory: —a friend.
Rory: I'm not gay.
Amy: Yes you are.
Rory: No. No I'm not.
Amy: Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a girl?
Mels: Penny in the air.
Amy: I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to. [Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens...and he runs out of the room. Realisation plays over Amy's face]. ...Oh my God! Rory! [She runs after him].
Mels: And the penny drops.
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)
Hal and Jeff: Ahhhhhh!
Frank the Magikoopa: What are you.... Gay?!
"Thank you, Michael, that means a lot to me," Harry said sincerely. "It would probably mean much more if I were actually gay."
Jotaro: Gasp!? Kakyoin, are you...
Kakyoin: That cherry...that cherry, please.
Jotaro: Oh, a cherry. Yeah, here. There, go you.
(Jotaro gives Kakyoin a pair of cherries.)
Kakyoin: Thanks. Rerorerorero.
(Kakyoin eats the cherry in his trademark manner.)
Ben Roethlisberger: IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S GAY.
Aaron Rodgers: I AM NOT GAY. WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS JUNK ALREADY
Tom Brady: Sounds to me like you’ve been UNDER someone’s junk already.
Sayaka: I can't believe she's going there...
Hitomi: You're both girls! [Runs away] Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!