Quotes / Makes Just as Much Sense in Context

"If I had a dollar of every bit of sense this made, I would be in debt for the rest of my life."

"Yes, the CIA made Jackson Pollock's career to undermine communism. It makes a strange kind of sense when you think about it, doesn't it?

No. No, it doesn't."

"Frankly Iím stunned. I know actors do things for paychecks, but I have to wonder how much is enough to take some of this direction. 'Yes John, glad you could make it on set. Now, your SS uniform is around the corner along with the rat teeth and platinum white shock wig. Now, in this scene you are going to be singing about your evil deeds to a jazz band in the background and it culminates in you killing a shark. No, Iím not kidding. John, this is my vision.'"

"I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass: I am hungry".

"You know what, the context for this one doesnít even matter. No explanation would ever be sufficient."
Superdickery talking about a Jonah Hex cover where he threatens Santa Claus

"You know what? Even if we just went point by point, what happens in this, it would still sound context-free."
Brad Jones on Winter's Tale, Midnight Screenings

Edd: Ed...do you know there's a turtle on your head?
Ed: (beat) Yup!
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, "From Here to Ed" While Ed shows off his materials to help Eddy ambush Kevin, he is shown with a turtle tied on his head like a party hat, for no particular reason.

"Yes, you are seeing a giant octopus on land and eating sheep. And no, context doesn't help, because this is the first scene of the first episode."
Mr Enter on the first episode of Kirby of the Stars.

"SM64: The story of Mario's missing cap and my emerging childhood sexuality..."