"Ghost the Racist Fruitbowl, had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, he is a reptilian! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son-"
"Wait a minute! Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!? YOU STUPID...!"
— Ghost and an unfortunate caller
Princess Leia: Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf herder!
"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... In any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo; I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof is no longer demonstrable by me in life."
—Gore Vidal on the diaries of Ana´s Nin, Palimpsest
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."
Cid: Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.
Flanders: You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
— The Simpsons episode Hurricane Neddy