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Quotes: I Am Not Spock
Sir Alexander Dane: (gazing at dressing room mirror) How did I come to this?
Tommy: (Here it comes...)
Alexander: I played Richard III.
Fred: (Five curtain calls.)
Alexander: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me! LOOK AT ME! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time!!

"Mel Gibson will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number."
Patrick McGoohan

"Princess Leia was famous, and I looked like her."

"The worst abuse I get is from people who don't know who I am. I was in a restaurant and the waitress didn't realize who I was. All she could remember is that she hated me; she'd spat in my food, but then was like, 'Wait! I'm sorry! You play Pete Campbell! I thought I knew you!"
Vincent Kartheiser

"This man had to be Captain Kangaroo for over thirty fucking years! No scandal, no controversy, drank a lot. You would too. I don't think he knew the show was going to go thirty fucking years. 'Goddamn it, I'm fucking Captain Kangaroo. Thought the fucking gig would last two or three years, I didn't think I'd spend my whole fucking life as Captain Kangaroo! I was an actor, I was in the Actor's Studio, I wanted to do Death of a Salesman, I wanted to play Willy. My God, I'm Captain KANGAROO!'"

"And to this day, whenever people say to me, "Aren't you Alexis, that Bitch from Dynasty?", I smile and respond, "No, I'm Edith Keeler, depression-era social worker from Star Trek."
Joan Collins, Star Trek 30th Anniversary tribute

"What can I say? That '70s Show has officially made every single other role Kurtwood Smith has played ten times as funny if you just imagine him ending every other sentence with 'dumbass'."

"Most of you will know Penny Johnson Jerald as Sherry Palmer from 24... Unfortunately, her presence means the whole time I'm watching this movie, I'm imagining Condoleezza Rice is secretly plotting against the President, and we only have a few hours to stop her, and she's somehow involved in the 9/11 attacks."
The Agony Booth on DC 9/11: Time of Crisis (2003)

Det. Magnotta (Christopher Walken): You're walkin' on thin ice, Quinlan. If it cracks, ain't nobody gonna hear you scream when you go under.
Spoony: Wait wait wait— are you trying to warn me that 'THE ICE! ...IS GONNA BREAK!'?

"Now, I’m actually not going to jump on the bash Eastwood bandwagon here. Eastwood does have an ok voice when used correctly. He can sing soft ballads and has actually a gentle and pleasant voice. The problem comes when they have him belt out big Broadway show stoppers. He can’t project loudly and ends up sounding like Dirty Harry singing about his love of gold. It sucks at that point."
Miles Antwiler on Paint Your Wagon

"(Kelsey) Grammer holds the distinction of being the only actor ever to win three Golden Globes for the same role. Sounds great, until you realize he has three statues at home reminding him every day that, as they lower him into the ground, there's a good chance the priest will accidentally refer to him as 'the departed Dr. Crane.'"

"[A] wrestler will almost always be the same “character” even if his gimmick changes drastically. Even if he jumps to another wrestling promotion, he will usually carry with him the baggage of previous gimmicks, which an entirely different set of writers must try to explain away. For example, every time Dustin Runnels changed gimmicks, he had to explain that for whatever reason, all of his previous gimmicks (like Dustin Rhodes, Goldust, The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust, or Seven) weren’t “the real him” and were the result of a rocky relationship with his father, bad decisions by rival promotions’ creative teams, or, in the case of TNA’s Black reign character, a split personality.

For as much as people talk about how wrestling fans practice “suspension of disbelief,” in some ways they are actually much more demanding of realism than consumers of other media. Movie-goers are fine with pretending for 90 minutes that a well-known actor is a completely different person. That’s why no Hollywood writer ever had to cook up a long-winded backstory rationalizing how Harrison Ford could pilot a spaceship in a galaxy far far away, then discover the Ark of the Covenant, only to be framed for the murder of his wife and finally be elected President and kick hijackers out of his plane."

"Christopher Lambert plays Raiden, the Chinese god of thunder, in this film, and Sarah and I quickly realized that Mortal Kombat works better as a Highlander sequel than any other actual sequel. Basically, Raiden from Mortal Kombat is actually Connor MacLeod, somewhat aged and with immense magical power after claiming the Prize. Using his magic power, most of which is derived from the lightning-like quickening, he realized that he can pose as Raiden and do some good in the world (you didn’t really think that the actual Chinese god of thunder would appear as some old European guy, did you?). Thus he turns his attention to supernatural matters and protecting the world from Shang Tsung... For an added bonus, you can connect The Shawshank Redemption to Highlander and Mortal Kombat by saying that Byron Hadley was a human alias used by the Kurgan before the Gathering. These are the things I think of in my spare time."

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