Quotes / I Am Not Weasel

"And dat's anover thing Derebus likes about ya. Most people call Derebus a pig or somethin' but nah, you know he's a fuggin Aardvark!"

—Cerebus the Aardvark, We Are Our Avatars

Pumbaa: Are you sure they don't wanna eat me like I'm some kinda pig!?

Sora: We won't, but you are a pig, right?

Pumbaa: CALL ME MR. PIG!

—Kingdom Hearts II

Clank: Did that... weasel... creature just call me a "sidekick?"

Daxter: WEASEL CREATURE?

Jak: Maybe it's time someone taught you some manners! (Daxter hands Jak his gun, as Ratchet draws his Omniwrench)

—PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

Lampwick: Hey, who's the beetle? (picks up Jiminy Cricket)

Jiminy: Put me down!

Pinocchio: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.

Lampwick: What?! (drops him) You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?

Jiminy: Grasshopper!? Look here, you... you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop—er, your conscience, if you have one!

—Pinocchio

But just for the record, allow me to make this one thing clear: I am not a dog. Unfortunately, I am regularly mistaken for one.

—Byx, Endling

Erazor Djinn: The world is mine! I cannot be denied by that filthy rat! Whyyyyy!

Sonic: I told you, I'm not a RAT! I'm a HEDGEHOG!

—Sonic and the Secret Rings

I am NOT a cat! I told you, I am Morgana!

— Morgana, Persona 5 Strikers

Dr. Dolittle: I don't know what all the fuss is about. We went and bought you that thing anyway. You got a pet. What was that pet rat thing that we bought?

Maya Dolittle, Lisa Dolittle, Charisse Dolittle: A guinea pig.

Dr. Dolittle: We got you the guinea rat, and the thing died. It's not our fault that it died.

Maya Dolittle: It didn't die. His name is Rodney, and he's in my room.

—Dr. Dolittle

A bee I am... not.

—Buzz Buzz, EarthBound (1994)

Percy: Isn't that a kind of anteater?

Echidna: I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me. For that, Percy Jackson, I will destroy you!

—Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Agent Stone: You brought something. Some kind of... space porcupine?
Knuckles: Porcupine? I am an echidna! Trained since birth in all forms of lethal combat, destined to destroy anything that gets in my way.

— Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

Dark Blade of Fire: So long, little piggy!
Moobeard: Piggy? I'm a cow!
Dark Blade of Fire: (Beat) Really? Wow.

—Moobeard the Cow Pirate

I'm a koala, not a bear,
And I don't think it's fair,
The way that people always add a word that isn't there.
I'm a marsupial and proud of it
And there can be no doubt of it
I'm closer to a kangaroo than I am to a bear.
So please don't call me a koala bear,
Coz I'm not a bear at all.
Please don't call me a koala bear.
It's driving me up the wall.
If your name was Tom,
And everyone called you Dick
Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick, sick, sick.
I'm simply a koala
And I want the name to stick
So please don't call me a koala bear.

Don Spencer, "Please Don't Call Me a Koala Bear"

Rocket: Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you.
Kevin Bacon: That's a talking raccoon...
Rocket: I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT--

—The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Joker: Nice monkey.
Gorilla Grodd: I'm an ape, clown!
Joker: Like it matters...

—Injustice 2

Tae: Scared? But you're such a cute fox.
Wolfrun: I'm not a fox! I'm a wolf!

—Smile PreCure!

Tuke: How's it goin', bear?

Kenai: (sigh) Don't call me that!

Tuke: Sorry, uh... Mmmmmmm-Mister Bear?

Kenai: No, I-I mean I'm not a bear! I hate bears.

Rutt: Well, gee, eh! You're one big beaver!

—Brother Bear

Prawn: Yikes. What is that yellow thing? Some kind of mold?
SpongeBob: I'm not mold, I'm a sponge! There's a cellular difference. A cellular difference!
Prawn: Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the lesson, Dr. Science.

—SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom

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