"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."
"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture rewrites and romanticizes history to appeal to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates and romanticize their bollocks off."
"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent."
"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"
— Lelouch to Suzaku, Code Geass R2
"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's my job."
— Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic