"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."
"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of The View has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events (
'I do, which is why I’m reading Dlisted
right now' – you
'Good point' – me)"
The supernatural elements throw a few curve balls, but at least remain internally consistent — unlike the fact that a man who wears a Fedora and vest somehow managed to convince someone to marry him
without choking on their own vomit during the vows. Imp: (imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee) Yahtzee:
Well I never said I wasn’t
"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent."
"I am aware of the hypocrisy!"
"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"
"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's