"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."
"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of The View has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events ('I do, which is why I’m reading Dlisted right now' – you 'Good point' – me)"
Yahtzee: The supernatural elements throw a few curve balls, but at least remain internally consistent — unlike the fact that a man who wears a Fedora and vest somehow managed to convince someone to marry him without choking on their own vomit during the vows.
Imp: (imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee)
Yahtzee: Well I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite!
"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent."
"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"
— Lelouch to Suzaku, Code Geass R2
"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's my job."
— Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic