Quotes: Hypocrite


Francine, how can you be so selfish? I'm doing this for ME!
Stan Smith, American Dad!, "Lincoln Lover"

What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?
Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

Logan: I don't want to live with a guy who's all conceited and full of himself!
Michael: (My, my, is it getting a little ironic in here?)
Zoey 101, "Rumor of Love"

Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise line?
Phill Wenneck, The Hangover

Lemme get this straight... you guys wanna permanently separate Pokémon from humans somehow, so that Pokémon will finally be our equals? And in order to do that, you guys attack Pokémon with your own? What is this I don't even—
Black, Black Adventures

A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. F.D.R. was rich. He dumped on Wall Street. Ike was a General. He attacked the military-industrial complex. L.B.J. was southern. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... I'm the first old President. Social Security must go.
Jules Fieffer, 1982 political cartoon

Real Life

A hypocrite is a person who—but who isn't?
Don Marquis (1878-1937), American author and humorist

I do think it is fair to say that Roger Ebert destroyed film criticism.
Armond White

Criticizing colleagues is not what we do.
Armond White, in response to Roger Ebert labeling him a troll

He seems to be under the impression (aided by questionable, unidentified studies, of course) that all lesbians are obese substance abusers. oh, the irony...

Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness, and can't find any time to practice it.
Josh Billings

I've never failed a drug test in my life. I told them to have Triple H pick me up in a limo, then we could go test together. They never asked again.

It is just odd Seagal is now proud to be a police reserve even though it could be argued he is now working for 'the man' despite preaching against it in many of his movies. There’s a word for that…
Miles Antwiler on The Patriot (1998)

If you’re side-eying Chloe for calling a trick “crass” when she sucked Vincent Gallo’s dick in front of a camera, then you need to stop. Chloe sucked that big douche dick in the name of art!
Michael K., "Chloe Sevigny Is Totally Annoyed By “Crass” Jennifer Lawrence"

Western women … act, dress, and look like hairy fat pigs, but get angry when they can’t find a man … act like bitches, but expect men to respect them … don’t know what the hell they want, but seek power over men and over everything.
Alcuin, Men's Rights Activist

It is tremendously ironic that the political left, which frequently attacks the right’s denial of evolution, is much more likely to oppose one of the most promising scientific advances that we have achieved.
Collin Viera on Bill Maher

Kaiser: Speaking of Fox, get the fuck out of here, you furry piece of shit!
Lani: Says-
Kaiser: The furry piece of shit?

I see this kind of hypocrisy all the time in online versions of Survivor: Someone will lie, manipulate, and backstab with the best of them, but when it happens to them, all of a sudden they find their morals and get on a soapbox.
Survivor columnist Ken Kellam, on Lex's jury speech