Quotes: Hypocrite

Fiction

Francine, how can you be so selfish? I'm doing this for ME!
Stan Smith, American Dad!, "Lincoln Lover"

What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?
Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

Logan: I don't want to live with a guy who's all conceited and full of himself!
Michael: (My, my, is it getting a little ironic in here?)
Zoey 101, "Rumor of Love"

Lemme get this straight... you guys wanna permanently separate Pokémon from humans somehow, so that Pokémon will finally be our equals? And in order to do that, you guys attack Pokémon with your own? What is this I don't even—
Black, Black Adventures

Real Life

A hypocrite is a person who—but who isn't?
Don Marquis (1878-1937), American author and humorist

Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness, and can't find any time to practice it.
Josh Billings

Jerry Jarrett once told me that if he ever made the mistake with Jeff that Nick Gulas did with George to tell him to bend over and kick him in the ass. Well, he did, and one day I told him to bend over and he never treated me the same after that. People knew Jeff was the owner's son. He was pushed like he was the second coming...Jerry tried to build the entire territory around Jeff and the fans did not buy it.
Bill Dundee, If You Don't Want the Answer, Don't Ask the Question

It is just odd Seagal is now proud to be a police reserve even though it could be argued he is now working for 'the man' despite preaching against it in many of his movies. There’s a word for that…
Miles Antwiler on The Patriot (1998)

Chick-fil-A is a fried chicken restaurant chain whose business it is, apparently, to dictate what the United States policy on same-sex marriage should be. After public statements on the subject in the summer of 2012, the company became a rallying point for conservatives opposed to marriage equality. And they sold a lot of chicken in the bargain. The irony of making statements about homosexuals based on Leviticus 18:22 & 20:13, while selling food in violation of Leviticus 3:17, was lost on the company and their patrons.

It is tremendously ironic that the political left, which frequently attacks the right’s denial of evolution, is much more likely to oppose one of the most promising scientific advances that we have achieved...Four of the five states with the highest vaccination-exemption rates are blue. California (my home, sweet home) is suffering from a measles outbreak. Meanwhile, leftist pundit Bill Maher is regularly applauded for his anti-vaccine rants and is rarely confronted for using the typical conspiracy theorist’s defense: I’m just asking questions.