History Quotes / Hypocrite

->'''Logan''': I don't want to live with a guy who's all conceited and full of himself!\\
'''Michael''': My, my, is it getting a little ''ironic'' in here?
-->-- '''{{Series/Zoey 101}}''', "Rumor of Love"

->''"Look at that! How dare she invade your privacy like that. Perverse!"''
-->-- '''Joe Goldberg''' while doing the exact same thing to '''Beck''', ''Series/You2018''

->''"He seems to be under the impression (aided by questionable, unidentified studies, of course) that all lesbians are obese substance abusers. [-oh, the irony...-]"''
-->-- '''Rational Wiki''' on Radio/RushLimbaugh

->''"I told them to have Wrestling/TripleH pick me up in a limo, then we could go test together. They never asked again."''
-->-- '''Wrestling/ScottSteiner''' on his alleged steroid use

->''If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "You Didn't Know"

->''"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies."''
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart'''

-->-- ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' parody of ''Film/{{Gremlins}}''

->''"Do you guys remember when Trump said that he might not concede if he lost (footage from the presidential debate)? And do you remember how he got tore a new arsehole by the media and the American public for that, yeah? 'Cause after all, that was pretty messed up of Trump to say, right? Right. ''So why the fuck are people now going one step further from '''saying''' it, and actually '''doing''' it?'' Millions of people gave Trump for saying he might not concede right, but now they're not conceding themselves. (footage from protestors about Trump's election victory). '''Talk about double standards!''' You guys are literally ''doing'' the thing that you gave Trump shit for, for just ''saying'' that he might do."''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/GradeAUnderA''' accusing the American public of hypocrisy, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQmJVx_si4 TRUMP WINS - SJW Hillary Supporters and Assassinating Trump]]"

->''"It is tremendously ironic that the political left, which frequently attacks the right's denial of evolution, is much more likely to oppose one of the most promising scientific advances that we have achieved."''
-->-- '''[[http://tech.mit.edu/V135/N9/vierra.html Collin Viera]]''' on anti-vaxxers

->'''Kaiser''': Speaking of [[VideoGame/StarFox Fox]], get the fuck out of here, you furry piece of shit!\\
'''Lani''': Says-\\
'''Kaiser''': The furry piece of shit?
-->-- [[Creator/TeamFourStar TFS Plays]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Brothers for Wii U]]

->"The plucky ordinary fellow taking down the mossy old Trenton pol has been catnip for many of my former comrades on the right, including many I greatly respect. But they seem to be acting on the belief that the local voter is always right and the long-serving politician is always wrong.\\
Or, at least, that the local voter is always right if the challenger is a Republican. This is not a narrative, I should add, that any conservatives seem willing (as far as I know) to apply to upstarts such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Few Republicans applauded the temerity and grit of a young state legislator named UsefulNotes/BarackObama, whom they argued was just a pushy gate-jumper."
-->-- '''[[https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/new-jersey-truck-driver-edward-durr-populism/620642/ Tom Nichols]]'''

'''Jiraiya''' Aren't ''you'' a fine one to talk? Teaching the chidori to someone like Sasuke.

-->''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

-->-- '''WebVideo/GradeAUnderA''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vxp_Lj2b-E Things I Found Stupid About School]]"

-->-- '''WebVideo/GradeAUnderA''' accusing the American public of hypocrisy, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQmJVx_si4 TRUMP WINS - SJW Hillary Supporters and Assassinating Trump]]"

->''"I deal with liars every day, and they're worthless trash, the whole lot of 'em. They're nothing but parasites eating away at our nation! Me? Well, yes, I lie about who I am, but that's for Yor's sake! Anything would be righteous if it's for Yor!"''