->Francine, how can you be so selfish? I'm doing this for '''''ME!'''''
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Lincoln Lover"

->What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?
-->-- '''Colonel Kurtz''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

->'''Logan''': I don't want to live with a guy who's all conceited and full of himself!\\
'''Michael''': (My, my, is it getting a little ''[[BoomerangBigot ironic]]'' in here?)
-->--''{{Series/Zoey 101}}'', "Rumor of Love"

->Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise line?
-->-- '''Phill Wenneck''', ''Film/TheHangover''

->Lemme get this straight... you guys wanna permanently separate Pokémon from humans somehow, so that Pokémon will finally be our equals? And in order to do that, you guys attack Pokémon with your own? What is this I don't even--
-->-- '''Black''', ''Webcomic/BlackAdventures''

->A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt F.D.R.]] was ''rich''. He dumped on Wall Street. [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Ike]] was a ''General''. He attacked the military-industrial complex. [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson L.B.J.]] was ''southern''. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan I'm the first old President]]. Social Security must go.
-->--'''Jules Fieffer''', 1982 [[http://www.adambaumgoldgallery.com/feiffer_jules/a_true_leaderWB.jpg political cartoon]]

->Stinger missiles. And no regard for human life. None for the valiant medics struggling to save their comrade, and none for their comrade himself.[.] ''(on the very next page)'' Let's get us some killing done.
-->--'''The Fixer''', ''ComicBook/HolyTerror''

->Again, you expect us to blindly follow you but you refuse to trust us!
-->--'''The Huntress''' to '''Batman''', ''ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''

->Hey! You might be getting better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!
-->--''Waluigi'', ''[[VideoGame/MarioGolf Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]''

->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DDucAK-Jmg&ab_channel=BudDudandSlash Everybody cheating but me!]]

->'''Hilbert:''' Dammit Eiffel, are you trying to get us all killed?!\\
'''Eiffel:''' Why ''yes'', Mr. Pot, Mr. Kettle ''is'' looking a little black today...
-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359'', ''Gas Me Twice''

->I believe in the family\\
With my ever-loving wife beside me\\
[[YourCheatingHeart But she don't know about my girlfriend]]\\
[[BiTheWay Or the man I met last night]]
-->-- '''Music/{{Genesis}}''', "Jesus He Knows Me"


->The sign that points toward Boston doesn't have to go there.
-->-- '''Max Scheler''' (1874-1928), arguing that one needn't practice what one preaches

->A hypocrite is a person who--[[HypocrisyNod but who isn't?]]
-->-- '''Don Marquis''' (1878-1937)

->I do think it is fair to say that Creator/RogerEbert [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER destroyed film criticism]].
-->--'''Armond White'''

->Criticizing colleagues is [[WoundedGazelleGambit not what we do.]]
-->--'''Armond White''', in response Roger Ebert labeling him a {{troll}}

->He seems to be under the impression (aided by [[ChewbaccaDefense questionable, unidentified studies]], of course) that all lesbians are obese substance abusers. [--oh, the irony...--]
-->--'''Wiki/RationalWiki''' on Radio/RushLimbaugh

->Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness, and can't find any time to practice it.
-->-- '''Josh Billings'''

->I've never failed a drug test in my life. I told them to have Wrestling/TripleH pick me up in a limo, then we could go test together. They never asked again.

->It is just odd [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal]] is now proud to be a police reserve even though it could be argued he is now working for 'the man' despite [[AuthorTract preaching against it in many of his movies]]. There’s a word for that…
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/the-patriot/ on]] ''The Patriot'' (1998)

->If you’re side-eying Chloe for calling a trick “crass” when she [[Film/TheBrownBunny sucked Vincent Gallo’s dick in front of a camera]], then you need to stop. Chloe sucked that big douche dick in the name of art!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/10/chloe-sevigny-is-totally-annoyed-by-crass-jennifer-lawrence/#more-169906 Michael K.]]''', "Chloe Sevigny Is Totally Annoyed By “Crass” Jennifer Lawrence"

->It is tremendously ironic that the political left, which frequently attacks the right’s denial of evolution, is much more likely to oppose one of the most promising scientific advances that we have achieved.
-->--'''[[http://tech.mit.edu/V135/N9/vierra.html Collin Viera]]''' on Bill Maher

->'''Kaiser''': Speaking of [[VideoGame/StarFox Fox]], get the fuck out of here, you furry piece of shit!\\
'''Lani''': Says-\\
'''Kaiser''': The furry piece of shit?
-->--[[Creator/TeamFourStar TFS Plays]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Brothers for Wii U]]

->I see this kind of hypocrisy all the time in online versions of ''Series/{{Survivor}}'': Someone will lie, manipulate, and backstab with the best of them, but when it happens to them, all of a sudden they find their morals and get on a soapbox.
-->--'''''Survivor'' columnist Ken Kellam''', on Lex's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech jury speech]]

->If you hate something, don't you do it too.
-->-- '''Music/PearlJam''', "Not For You"

->"Because Americans dislike {{Realpolitik}}, public discourse about foreign policy in the United States is usually couched in the language of liberalism. Hence the pronouncements of the policy elites are heavily flavoured with optimism and moralism. American academics are especially good at promoting liberal thinking in the markeplace of ideas. Behind closed doors, however, the elites who make national security policy speak mostly the language of power, not that of principle, and the United States acts in the international system according to the dictates of realist logic. In essence, a discernible gap separates public rhetoric from the actual conduct of American foreign policy.
-->-- '''John Mearsheimer''', ''The Tragedy of Great Power Politics'' (New York, 2001) p.25

->"Therefore you are without excuse, every man of you who passes judgment, for in that you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things."
-->-- '''Literature/TheBible''', [[Literature/BookOfRomans Romans 2:1]]

->"Schlafly, the heroine of the Values Voter Debate, is a published author of nine books, three-time candidate for the U.S. Congress, a full-time law student at Washington University in St. Louis, editor of a monthly newsletter, a twice-a-week syndicated newspaper columnist, regular speaker at anti-liberal rallies, and employs a full-time housekeeper to take care of her mansion – in other words, she follows her anti-emancipatory arguments and consistently claims that women should stay at home as the Bible requires, by setting a splendid example.
-->-- ''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/07/347-phyllis-schlafly.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on Phyllis Schlafly