Quotes: Distracted by the Sexy
Phineas: Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there [when you got those blueprints mixed up]?
Artemus Gordon: It's nice having her on board, she's a breath of fresh ass.
James West: Pardon me?
Artemus Gordon: What?
James West: You said "ass."
No, I didn't. I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."
"But how can I [look at Jack's eyes in Titanic
"it was at that point when i got distracted by his moms HOT ASS…"
"Gaaaahhh!!! Leg Cramp!
— Laguna, Dissidia Duodecim, Final Fantasy
"Sure, they're easy. That's why I dress like this.
When they're looking down to check you out, you can usually smash them on the base of the skull, or deliver an uppercut that knocks them flat... It's simple. When you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan Stunner, then while he's screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion, then double check his bounty and see if he's worth anything
... Call it what you want. Me, I love my targets."
"I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence."
Bomb-Disposal Expert: (calmly but urgently)
Okay, we have fifteen seconds to bypass the timer circuit. On the count of three, I'm going to switch to auxiliary power, and I want you to short out these contacts, got it? Second Expert:
Got it. First Expert:
Okay, one, two... (an attractive woman walks by) First Expert:
Whoa. Second Expert:
Yes. First Expert:
Mmm-MMM. Second Expert:
YES. First Expert:
. Second Expert: YESSSS. Bomb:
— Dave Barry's Guide to Guys
(explaining Lust-Induced Brain Freeze)
"Your words sound vaguely suspicious
, but I'm too distracted by your midriff
to notice. Seriously, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs."
(Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie walk into a shed full of dismembered and/or mutilated animal corpses)
Spike: Oh my God!
... (runs over to a box full of "Playhorse" magazines)
Look at all this porn!
"All I know about Zatanna
's hokey magic is when she says something backwards, she causes it to happen. Guess I'll have to humor her until I can shock her back to reality. Just hope SHE doesn't shock me into FANTASY first!"
— Green Arrow
, Action Comics 434
"Zatanna's Double Identity!"