History Quotes / DistractedByTheSexy

10th Dec '16 4:11:23 PM Luigifan
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->'''Artemus Gordon:''' It's nice having her on board, she's a breath of fresh ass.

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->'''Artemus Gordon:''' It's nice having her on board, she's a breath of fresh ass.[[FreudianSlip ass]].



->"it was at that point when i got distracted by his moms HOT ASS…"

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->"it was at that point when i got distracted by his moms mom's HOT ASS…"



'''Bomb:''' Boom.

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'''Bomb:''' [[StuffBlowingUp Boom.]]



->'''Asuka''':''“Ow! Watch it, Third!”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“I’m sorr-“''\\
'''Asuka''':''“I bet I could fling you off this spot hard enough to hit the roof of that truck, Third Child. What gives?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Um… I wasn’t watching where I was going?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“….you were staring at my ass again, weren’t you?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“………yes?”''\\

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->'''Asuka''':''“Ow! ->'''Asuka''': ''“Ow! Watch it, Third!”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“I’m '''Shinji''': ''“I’m sorr-“''\\
'''Asuka''':''“I '''Asuka''': ''“I bet I could fling you off this spot hard enough to hit the roof of that truck, Third Child. What gives?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Um… '''Shinji''': ''“Um… I wasn’t watching where I was going?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“….you '''Asuka''': ''“…you were staring at my ass again, weren’t you?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“………yes?”''\\'''Shinji''': ''“………yes?”''\\
11th Oct '16 7:39:53 PM Monolaf317
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'''Asuka'''(smirking wickedly):''“Good.”''

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'''Asuka'''(smirking wickedly):''“Good.'''Asuka''': ''(smirking wickedly)'' ''“Good.”''
28th Aug '16 6:42:13 PM BKelly95
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->''The roof was open, the music was high.\\
This girl's hand was slowly moving up my thigh.\\
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far.\\
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car.''
-->--Music/DJJazzyJeffAndTheFreshPrince, "Parents Just Don't Understand"
30th Jul '16 5:37:40 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''DaveBarry's Guide to Guys'' (explaining Lust-Induced Brain Freeze)


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-->-- ''DaveBarry's ''Creator/DaveBarry's Guide to Guys'' (explaining Lust-Induced Brain Freeze)

6th Jul '16 6:05:04 AM Monolaf317
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(The woman in the red dress is now [[TheDreaded an Agent]].)

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(The ''(The woman in the red dress is now [[TheDreaded an Agent]].))''
22nd May '16 8:41:17 AM Monolaf317
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->'''Sapphire''': I'm trying, but all I want to do is look at you.

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->'''Sapphire''': I'm trying, but all I want to do is look at you.''you''.
22nd May '16 8:40:16 AM Monolaf317
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Hit The Diamond"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E5HitTheDiamond "Hit The Diamond"
Diamond"]]
22nd May '16 6:37:21 AM Monolaf317
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->'''Ruby''': Just look at the ball.
->'''Sapphire''': I'm trying, but all I want to do is look at you.
->'''Ruby''': Don't worry. You can look at me when you're running for home.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Hit The Diamond"
15th May '16 6:24:18 PM billybobfred
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(The woman in the red dress is now an Agent.)

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(The woman in the red dress is now [[TheDreaded an Agent.Agent]].)
15th May '16 6:23:00 PM billybobfred
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->'''Morpheus''': Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?\\
'''Neo''': I was...\\
'''Morpheus''': Look again!\\
(The woman in the red dress is now an Agent.)
-->--''Film/TheMatrix''
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