Quotes: Compensating for Something
Black Mage: My mighty spells are not overcompensation.
Red Mage: My stat bonuses are not overcompensation.
: Must remain blissfully unaware of innuendo...
"TIME TO COMPENSAAAAAAAATE!"
"SCREEEEEW YOUUUUU, FREEEUUUD!"
"IT'S LIKE HAVING THREE DICKS!"
"You would have to have literally no penis at all to drive a car like that."
"I know all about you Tim: you're at the gym five times a week, you drive a flashy car, you stink of cologne and you can't get it up. Not even Viagra's working for you, you know what that tells me? That tells me that you are hopelessly compensating, it's not just in you head, it is physical. What did girls call you in high school? What did they come up with when you fumbled you way into some girl's pants and she started laughing when she got a good look at just how little you had to offer? Short Stack, Very Little? Oh I got it, Tiny Tim"
Oh, get off your high horse. You do your share of polluting with that substitute for masculinity you're driving. Frasier:
If mine's a substitute for masculinity, then what's yours? Cam: Bigger!
: Look, I'm just
I know what you're saying. Female Spartan:
Just saying. Samus:
. Female Spartan:
. The drill just screams
"compensation." Big Daddy:
I own, like, five hummers. Female Spartan:
[places fingers close together as if measuring Big Daddy's man parts; Samus facepalms
The tower stood on the exact center of the grounds. It was the tallest structure in Tsukito, and even the next highest palace spire was several levels shorter. Whenever mentioned in official literature or communications from the throne, the tower was always called the “pinnacle of Tsukito engineering” and “combining the best designs of physical construction and magical support,” making it a symbol of “Tsukito’s enlightened balance between the material and the mystical.”
"The engineers thought that a silver-stoned phallic symbol was their best accomplishment. Nothing better than having an enormous member wagging at the world. Boys will be boys"
Vala Mal Doran
: ...only an idiot would assume that this backwater of a planet was safe because you have a few ships with decent shield technology. You don't look like an idiot to me. So, I have to assume that the reason why you would want to build more ships is, like other men, you like big machines with big engines that fire big missiles because you have a deep-seated need to overcompensate for your own shortcomings. Chairman of the Appropriations Commission
: Excuse me?
(aide barely manages to not giggle) Vala
: See, she knows what I mean.
It takes a cold dead hand
to decide to pull the trigger,
Takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure,
With your cold dead aim you're trying to prove you dick is bigger,
But we know,
Your chariot may not be swinging low. Cold dead hand. Cold dead hand. Cold dead hand. Cold dead hand.
You're a big, big man,
With a little bitty gland,
So you need something bigger just to fill,
Your cold dead hand.
is off-balance to the point of uselessness. It may as well be scrap metal on a stick. Can I assume you wield it with the intent that it compensate for your inadequate genitals?
The ultimate compensator.
Ten millimeter. That's a gun for people who have either got a small penis or no faith in their ability to hit the center of a target.
"Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"