Pointy-Haired Boss: And don't get me started about your overuse of colons.
Dilbert: They remind me of you, sir.
"Ignore when people say that the length of a game's title is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long."
— Atlus, in the newsletter email announcing the localization of Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abbadon
"Apparently, the sequel to Mission: Impossible II isn't Mission: Impossible III. It's M:I:3. That's "M-colon-I-colon-3." I guess Tom just likes fitting in colons."
— Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher
"As anyone who's eaten tex-mex before a long plane ride knows, colons can be very problematic.... You have to mark the colon with a little pause, or people will think you're saying Beyond Two Souls, as in more than two souls. But if you take off either part of the title, then people won't know what you're talking about:"
Yahtzee: I've been playing Beyond.
Mate: Beyond what? Beyond the limits of social acceptability?
Yahtzee: No, I mean I've been playing Two Souls!
Mate: Oh, right, isn't that that really hard game from BY Software— I mean by FROM Software?
Yahtzee: No, that's Dark Souls!
Mate: Oh, so you were playing a game about the exploration of several human sphincters?
Yahtzee: NO, that's Assholes!
First, as Roger Ebert pointed out, why not just call the movie Ballistic? Why Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever? Especially since Ecks and Sever work together to beat the greater villain. I mean, yeah, initially they thought they were against each other but they became reluctant partners. That’s like renaming Tango and Cash “Demolition: Tango vs. Cash”.
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— End result of a long chain of posts joking about Thor: God of Thunder's status as the Official Game of the Official Movie.
"I just realized the full title for this would be Man Battles: The Battles of Men: Episode 1: Mega vs. Pac: Round 1. That sure is a lot of colons."