->'''PointyHairedBoss:''' And don't get me started about your overuse of colons.\\
'''Dilbert:''' [[StealthInsult They remind me of you]], sir.

-> ''"Ignore when people say that the length of a game's title is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous [[DoubleEntendre theirs isn't as long.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Atlus}}''', in the newsletter email announcing the localization of ''[[VideoGame/RaidouKuzunohaVsKingAbaddon Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abbadon]]''

->''"Apparently, the sequel to ''[[Film/MissionImpossible Mission: Impossible II]]'' isn't ''Mission: Impossible III''. It's ''M:I:3''. That's "M-colon-I-colon-3." I guess [[TomCruise Tom]] [[DoubleEntendre just likes fitting in colons.]]"''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->''"The new ''Star Wars'' movie got a full title and in case you can’t tell by that picture above the full title is: ''[[StarWarsTheForceAwakens Star Wars: The Force Awakens]]''. I didn’t realize The Force took a disco nap. I expect every hardcore ''Star Wars'' fanboy to whisper that subtitle into the ear of his Princess Leia Real Doll when he wakes up with morning wood"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/night-crumbs-225/ DListed]]'''''

->''"As anyone who's eaten tex-mex before a long plane ride knows, colons can be very problematic.... You have to mark the colon with [[{{Beat}} a little pause]], or people will think you're saying ''Beyond Two Souls'', as in more than two souls. But if you take off either part of the title, then people won't know what you're talking about:"''\\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I've been playing ''Beyond.''\\
'''Mate:''' Beyond what? Beyond [[JustOneMoreLevel the limits of social acceptability]]?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' No, I mean I've been playing ''Two Souls''!\\
'''Mate:''' Oh, right, isn't that that really hard game [[{{Spoonerism}} from BY Software]]-- I mean by FROM Software?\\
'''Yahtzee''': ''No'', that's ''{{Dark Souls}}''!\\
'''Mate:''' Oh, so you were playing a game about the exploration of several human sphincters?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' NO, that's ''Assholes''!
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls''

->''First, as Creator/RogerEbert pointed out, why not just call the movie ''Ballistic''? Why ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''? Especially since Ecks and Sever work together to beat the greater villain. I mean, yeah, initially they thought they were against each other but they became reluctant partners. That’s like renaming ''Film/TangoAndCash “'''Demolition: Tango vs. Cash'''”.
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''

->''"StanLee & Wheaties®: [[{{Slogans}} The Breakfast of Champions]] [[AdjacentToThisCompleteBreakfast (Jumpstart Your Metabolism®)]] Present: Chris Hemsworth[[note]]The actor who played Thor[[/note]] in A Creator/StanleyKubrick Film: {{Marvel}}'s Anime/{{Neon Genesis| Evangelion}} [[Anime/SuperDimensionFortressMacross Superdimensional]] Journey Into Mystery [[SuperTitle64Advance Advance]]: {{Jack Kirby}}'s [[TheMightyThor Mighty Thor]]: Franchise/AceAttorney God of Thunder [[Literature/HarryPotter and the Deathly Goblet]] [[{{Nintendo64}} 64]] [[RaidouKuzunohaVsKingAbaddon vs. King Abaddon]]: [[CitySlickers The Legend of Curly's Gold]]: ElectricBoogaloo: [[Film/{{Superman}} The Quest for Peace]]: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Peace Walker]]: [[Film/DieHard With a Vengeance]]: ~ [[{{Anime/SuperDimensionFortressMacross}} Do You Remember Love?]] ~ [[RecursiveAdaptation The Official Motion Picture Of: The Official Game Of]]: [[AdvanceWars Dual Strike]] MKII The Glorious Burden (Feat. Method Man & Redman) Edge of Reason: [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII International Zodiac Job]] + [[AdventChildren Reunion Perfect Collection]]: The Precursor Legacy II: Revenge of the Recursor Legacy[[KingdomHearts358DaysOver2 /365 Days]]: [[DrStrangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb]] II: [[RevengeOfTheSequel The Revenge]]: A Novel by TerryBrooks [[CapcomSequelStagnation HD Remix]] [[NintendoDS DS]] III [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Yellow Version - Special Pikachu Edition]]: [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Original Generation II]] [[Nintendo3DS 3D]]: [[{{Sequel}} The Sequel]] [[TradeSnark ©]] [[GeorgeLucas Lucasfilm]] LTD. All Rights Reserved not for whole or individual resale!"''
-->-- End result of a long chain of posts joking about ''[[TheMightyThor Thor: God of Thunder's]]'' status as the Official Game of the Official Movie.

->''"I just realized the full title for this would be Man Battles: The Battles of Men: Episode 1: Mega vs. Pac: Round 1. That sure is a lot of colons."''
-->--'''[[http://hoom.ph/post/30313998982/man-battles-mega-vs-pac-round-1 Hoomph]]'''