I wish I could simply write, "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not dozens of beautiful bare breasts." I am, however, a responsible film critic and must conclude that Rapa Nui is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.
"It's like trying to properly judge a four-tier wedding cake that is made out of shit. It's an impressive achievement, a masterpiece in some respects, but the point that can't be missed is that it's made out of shit."
— SFDebris, "The Cloud"
"It's bad. It's explosively, apocalyptically bad, and you should totally buy it. I'm serious! [...] Ride to Hell is the kind of bad that leaves me with a smile on my face. It's a little retarded child with its head stuck in a cereal box and a massive big dump in its big boy pants, saying "I'm a real game now!" (ruffles hair) Of course you are, Ride to Hell. And that's why I think everyone should buy it. Just to fuck with some heads! This could be our Plan 9 from Outer Space!"
"What she saw crawling upon this world repulsed her. Yet she could not tear her gaze away."
For it's an Orwellian quirk of this country that we are extremely fond of our heritage of bloody murder, the gore of yore, the poisonings, bodysnatchings, and slit throats of a reassuringly long time ago.
— David Stubbs, The Guide, issue 28th Jan-3rd Feb
And yet I cannot not watch it. May God have mercy on us all.
— Dr. Paul Armstrong, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
"Holy crap... That sounds just disgusting enough to loop back around on itself and become awesome again!"
— Tony, Real Life Comics
"You want to see something that's like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You're on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes."
— Ariella Rasputin Wallflower, The Wallflower Report
The Donkey Kong cartoon is hard to find, and many people have been wondering how it measures up against time. Not well. In fact, Saturday Supercade as a whole was terrible — it has to be said. Fortunately, bad cartoons are more fun to write about than good ones.
"It's so horrible! Yet I stare perversely fascinated."
— Peter Puppy from the Earthworm Jim cartoon episode, The Anti-Fish
"I'm conditioned to turn away from the computer at this point, but I've gotta keep watching."
Statler: This show is awful!
Waldorf: See you next week?
Statler: Of course.
"I'm actually enjoying this and it deeply disturbs me."
Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't... look... away.
"Why have I watched this multiple times?"
— Youtube comment for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&sns=fb
Hitler: Continue from the next fucking preview!
Jodl: But Mien Fuhrer, why continue when you already know know about his stupidity?!
Hitler: I wanna see how stupider he gets!
Jodl: You already called him the stupidest!
Hitler: Well the... video is not done yet! You dumbass! I wanna see how much further he can go!