History Quotes / BileFascination

4th Jun '17 5:32:47 PM CyberTiger88
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->...if I had to watch one of these [[versions of ''[[WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout Doogal]]'']] again, it would be the American one. Hear me out: do you want an average nothing-special European movie, or a horrendous American bastardization? If it's gonna suck, it better be a mess!

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->...if I had to watch one of these [[versions [versions of ''[[WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout Doogal]]'']] Doogal]]''] again, it would be the American one. Hear me out: do you want an average nothing-special European movie, or a horrendous American bastardization? If it's gonna suck, it better be a mess!
4th Jun '17 5:32:13 PM CyberTiger88
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->...if I had to watch one of these [[versions of ''[[WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout Doogal]]'']] again, it would be the American one. Hear me out: do you want an average nothing-special European movie, or a horrendous American bastardization? If it's gonna suck, it better be a mess!
-->-- '''WebVideo/RebelTaxi, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzeHbflF6lc Doogal Review]]'''
23rd Mar '17 3:12:52 AM WillyFourEyes
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-- '''James Beckett''', [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episodes-1-2/.111178 recapping the first two episodes]] of ''Anime/HandShakers'' for Website/AnimeNewsNetwork

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-- -->-- '''James Beckett''', [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episodes-1-2/.111178 recapping the first two episodes]] of ''Anime/HandShakers'' for Website/AnimeNewsNetwork
23rd Mar '17 3:12:32 AM WillyFourEyes
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->"''Hand Shakers'' is terrible. It's mystifying, maddening, and bizarre. It's bad in almost every way that a show ''can'' be bad. But of course, I'm sure that's why so many people voted for it to be covered in the first place."
-- '''James Beckett''', [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episodes-1-2/.111178 recapping the first two episodes]] of ''Anime/HandShakers'' for Website/AnimeNewsNetwork
28th Dec '16 2:08:14 PM rjd1922
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18th Nov '16 12:48:08 PM SenorCornholio
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->"I am sickened, but curious."
-->--'''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'''
10th Jun '16 11:31:16 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''

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-->-- '''StatlerAndWaldorf''', '''JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''
19th Jan '16 12:06:08 PM nombretomado
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->I was slightly surprised to find ''Daikatana'' available on {{Steam}}, but even more so by the feature list: ''[='=]25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize![='=]'', ''[='=]Two highly-trained sidekicks to watch your back![='=]'' I'd have said it was being sarcastic if I thought publishers [[VeryFalseAdvertising had any self-awareness at all]]. But realistically, everyone knows that its infamous reputation is the only reason this game is on Steam, and the blurb should have read, ''[='=]Roll up, roll up, everyone come and see the freak![='=]''

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->I was slightly surprised to find ''Daikatana'' available on {{Steam}}, UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}, but even more so by the feature list: ''[='=]25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize![='=]'', ''[='=]Two highly-trained sidekicks to watch your back![='=]'' I'd have said it was being sarcastic if I thought publishers [[VeryFalseAdvertising had any self-awareness at all]]. But realistically, everyone knows that its infamous reputation is the only reason this game is on Steam, and the blurb should have read, ''[='=]Roll up, roll up, everyone come and see the freak![='=]''
25th Dec '15 5:36:31 PM BananaPancakes
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->'''Statler:''' This show is awful!\\
'''Waldorf:''' Terrible!\\
'''Statler:''' Disgusting!\\
'''Waldorf:''' See you next week?\\
'''Statler:''' Of course.

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\n->'''Statler:''' ->'''Statler''': This show is awful!\\
'''Waldorf:''' '''Waldorf''': Terrible!\\
'''Statler:''' '''Statler''': Disgusting!\\
'''Waldorf:''' '''Waldorf''': See you next week?\\
'''Statler:''' '''Statler''': Of course.












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->'''Paige:''' I can't believe how trashy this talk show is. It's nothing but sex, vulgarity, deviancy and fighting. It has not one redeeming value. No thoughtful discussions... No good examples... Nothing but [[LowestCommonDenominator pure, 100 percent trash]].\\
'''Andy:''' So why do you watch it?\\
'''Paige:''' I just told you.

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->'''Paige:'''
Comics]]
->'''Paige''':
I can't believe how trashy this talk show is. It's nothing but sex, vulgarity, deviancy and fighting. It has not one redeeming value. No thoughtful discussions... No good examples... Nothing but [[LowestCommonDenominator pure, 100 percent trash]].\\
'''Andy:''' '''Andy''': So why do you watch it?\\
'''Paige:''' '''Paige''': I just told you.












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->I popped the disc in and found the previous owner did me a HUGE favor and swapped the DVD inside for the much superior movie ''{{Film/Ray}}''. Its as if he was saying ďNo one needs to see this movie. Iím just going to [[TakingTheBullet sacrifice one of my better movies]] so no one has to be hurt by this turd stain of a movie.Ē So what do I do? I go back to the Blockbuster and GET A NEW COPY! I went out of my way to watch ''An American Carol''! Whatís next: a Creator/TylerPerry film festival!?
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''

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->I popped the disc in and found the previous owner did me a HUGE favor and swapped the DVD inside for the much superior movie ''{{Film/Ray}}''. Its as if he was saying ďNo one needs to see this movie. Iím just going to [[TakingTheBullet sacrifice one of my better movies]] so no one has to be hurt by this turd stain of a movie.Ē So what do I do? I go back to the Blockbuster and GET A NEW COPY! I went out of my way to watch ''An American Carol''! ''Film/AnAmericanCarol''! Whatís next: a Creator/TylerPerry film festival!?
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''
''Film/BallisticEcksVsSever''



->''I would like you to know that I hate each and every one of you. And I really hate who ever it was that put this book in my path, because I KNOW it was RHG bait and you KNOW I canít resist that so...

->Oh my god, the pain.''

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->''I would like you to know that I hate each and every one of you. And I really hate who ever it was that put this book in my path, because I KNOW it was RHG bait and you KNOW I canít resist that so...

->Oh
so...\\\
Oh
my god, the pain.''









->'''Jay Hunter''': A natural feud, of course, as the [[StrawmanPolitical RTC]] ([[AC:R]]ight [[AC:T]]o [[AC:C]]ensor) took umbrage with {{Wrestling/Chyna}} doing ''Playboy'' -- which actually ''out-sold'' Wrestling/{{Sable}}'s ''Playboy'' by 20%. Over 1 million copies sold.\\

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->'''Jay Hunter''': A natural feud, of course, as the [[StrawmanPolitical [[StrawCharacter RTC]] ([[AC:R]]ight [[AC:T]]o [[AC:C]]ensor) took umbrage with {{Wrestling/Chyna}} doing ''Playboy'' -- which actually ''out-sold'' Wrestling/{{Sable}}'s ''Playboy'' by 20%. Over 1 million copies sold.\\



->'''Mike:''' It's like saying the desert is hot. Yes, the desert is hot, but unless you've walked through it for 24 hours with no water, [[IceCreamKoan you can't truly know how hot the desert is]]. You have to see the whole thing.\\
'''Jay:''' But you may find yourself in a situation where you need to walk through the desert. There's '''[[{{Dissimile}} never going to be a situation]]''' where you '''''NEED''''' to watch the ''Stars Wars Holiday Special''!\\
'''Mike:''' (sagely) If you want to complain about how bad the ''Stars Wars Holiday Special'' is, you need to have watched it from beginning to end. If you have not, you have no right to complain about how bad it is. It's a rite of passage.

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->'''Mike:''' ->'''Mike''': It's like saying the desert is hot. Yes, the desert is hot, but unless you've walked through it for 24 hours with no water, [[IceCreamKoan you can't truly know how hot the desert is]]. You have to see the whole thing.\\
'''Jay:''' '''Jay''': But you may find yourself in a situation where you need to walk through the desert. There's '''[[{{Dissimile}} never going to be a situation]]''' where you '''''NEED''''' to watch the ''Stars ''Star Wars Holiday Special''!\\
'''Mike:''' (sagely) '''Mike''': [''Sagely''] If you want to complain about how bad the ''Stars ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' is, you need to have watched it from beginning to end. If you have not, you have no right to complain about how bad it is. It's a rite of passage.



->'''[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]:''' Continue from the next fucking preview!\\

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->'''[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]:''' Hitler]]''': Continue from the next fucking preview!\\



'''Hitler:''' I wanna see how stupider he gets!\\
'''Jodl:''' You already called him the stupidest!\\
'''Hitler:''' Well, the... video is not done yet! You dumbass! I wanna see how much further he can go!
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Hitler|Rants}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTtpjZaIkQ vs CrazyBrandondorf (Now Brandondorf Raguz)]]'''

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'''Hitler:''' '''Hitler''': I wanna see how stupider he gets!\\
'''Jodl:''' '''Jodl''': You already called him the stupidest!\\
'''Hitler:''' '''Hitler''': Well, the... video is not done yet! You dumbass! I wanna see how much further he can go!
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Hitler|Rants}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTtpjZaIkQ vs CrazyBrandondorf (Now Brandondorf Raguz)]]'''
Raguz)]]'''









->I agreed to write the script if Creator/{{Tennessee|Williams}} would have no hand in it. Later, Sam [Spiegel] would talk him into taking co-credit for my screenplay on the ground, "Baby, it will win the Academy Award." As [Tennessee] was ravenous for prizes, he put his name alongside mine on the script. Happily, the reviews were so bad that he immediately regretted what he had done; later, he was less disturbed as the press proved to be so bad that [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the public was driven to see]] what ''The New York Times'' shrieked was a celebration of sodomy, incest, cannibalism and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Elizabeth Taylor at her most voluptuous.]]

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->I agreed to write the script if Creator/{{Tennessee|Williams}} would have no hand in it. Later, Sam [Spiegel] would talk him into taking co-credit for my screenplay on the ground, "Baby, it will win the Academy Award." As [Tennessee] was ravenous for prizes, he put his name alongside mine on the script. Happily, the reviews were so bad that he immediately regretted what he had done; later, he was less disturbed as the press proved to be so bad that [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the public was driven to see]] what ''The New York Times'' shrieked was a celebration of sodomy, incest, cannibalism and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Elizabeth Taylor at her most voluptuous.]]voluptuous]].



14th Nov '15 3:47:57 PM nombretomado
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->''ComicStrip/FamilyCircus'' at least is fascinating in this weird meta kind of way. A lot of times, ''Family Circus'' didnít even have jokes. Or observations. Or anything. And you would just kind of stare at it, trying to figure out what it was you were looking at and why it existed. Kind of like a RobLiefeld drawing. I have to admit, I can stare at a Liefeld drawing a lot longer, in some cases, than a drawing by somebody who can actually draw, because thereís just something fascinating about it. Traffic slows down when it passes a car accident.

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->''ComicStrip/FamilyCircus'' at least is fascinating in this weird meta kind of way. A lot of times, ''Family Circus'' didnít even have jokes. Or observations. Or anything. And you would just kind of stare at it, trying to figure out what it was you were looking at and why it existed. Kind of like a RobLiefeld Creator/RobLiefeld drawing. I have to admit, I can stare at a Liefeld drawing a lot longer, in some cases, than a drawing by somebody who can actually draw, because thereís just something fascinating about it. Traffic slows down when it passes a car accident.
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