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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->Sometimes it's interesting to see just how bad bad writing can be. This one promised to go the limit.
-->--''Film/SunsetBoulevard''

->So ''this'' is the new ''[[BlandNameProduct Eet Tee 2]]''. Hm... It claims to be even worse than original. Ugh, look at it; It's foul. It's putrid. It's despicable--as [[StylisticSuck it intentionally tries to be]]. But ''true'' wretchedness is too unique to duplicate. [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial The original]] stood the test of infamy.... And that's the power of the classics.\\\
''(beat)''\\\
Or, the Not-So-Classics that we love to hate.
-->--'''Nerd''', ''Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie''

->I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't... look... away.
-->-- '''Becky''', ''Film/ClerksII''

->And yet I cannot not watch it. May God have mercy on us all.
-->-- '''Dr. Paul Armstrong''', ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Statler:''' This show is awful!\\
'''Waldorf:''' Terrible!\\
'''Statler:''' Disgusting!\\
'''Waldorf:''' See you next week?\\
'''Statler:''' Of course.
-->-- '''StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''

->I’d rather read the worst book ever written than sit through the best movie ever made.
-->--'''Cigarette-Smoking Man''', ''Series/TheXFiles'' ("Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man")

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[[folder:Newspapers]]

->The movie is pretty bad, all right. But it has a certain charm. It's so completely wrong-headed from beginning to end that it develops a doomed fascination.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19990716/REVIEWS/907160303/1023 on]] ''Film/LakePlacid''

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[[folder:Newspaper comics]]

->'''Paige:''' I can't believe how trashy this talk show is. It's nothing but sex, vulgarity, deviancy and fighting. It has not one redeeming value. No thoughtful discussions... No good examples... Nothing but [[LowestCommonDenominator pure, 100 percent trash]].\\
'''Andy:''' So why do you watch it?\\
'''Paige:''' I just told you.
-->--''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'', January 9, 1996

->I'm actually enjoying this and it deeply disturbs me.
-->-- '''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'''

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->I was slightly surprised to find ''Daikatana'' available on {{Steam}}, but even more so by the feature list: ''[='=]25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize![='=]'', ''[='=]Two highly-trained sidekicks to watch your back![='=]'' I'd have said it was being sarcastic if I thought publishers [[VeryFalseAdvertising had any self-awareness at all]]. But realistically, everyone knows that its infamous reputation is the only reason this game is on Steam, and the blurb should have read, ''[='=]Roll up, roll up, everyone come and see the freak![='=]''
-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''{{VideoGame/Daikatana}}''

->It's ''bad''. It's explosively, apocalyptically bad and you should totally buy it.\\
...''Ride to Hell'' is the kind of bad that leaves me with a smile on my face. It's a little retarded child with its head stuck in a cereal box and a massive great dump in its big-boy pants going "I'm a real game now!" Of course you are, ''Ride to Hell''. And that's why everyone should buy it. Just to ''fuck with some heads''. This could be our ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''.
-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->Holy crap... That sounds just disgusting enough to loop back around on itself and become '''awesome''' again!
-->-- '''Tony''', Webcomic/RealLifeComics

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->''What she saw crawling upon this world repulsed her. Yet she could not tear her gaze away.''
-->-- Flavour text of '''[[http://magiccards.info/shm/en/142.html Godhead of Awe]]''' (see [[https://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/db48a The Seer's Parables]])

->''AmericaUnearthed'' follows self proclaimed 'forensic geologist' ScottWolter on a quest to investigate mysteries and artifacts that raise questions about the accepted history of the United States. So far, so good. Wolter goes on to use his discoveries as '[[ChewbaccaDefense evidence]]' in support of his own-brand [[TheIlluminati unified conspiracy theory]], which is where it becomes arguably an enjoyable sensationalist entertainment show, but definitely a lousy documentary series.
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''

->'''David''': More of this, '''PLEASE'''. This is entirely too entertaining. I just want [[PanderingToTheBase rapid-fire continuity references]] thrown at my face at 100 miles an hour.\\
'''Chris''': Seriously, as fun as this was, it was almost completely ruined for me by errors a high school play wouldn’t make. But again, I’ll take a crazy script with massive plot-holes over just plain boring any day of the week. Assuming that day is Friday at 8 PM on the CW. On other days, I at least like to pretend I’ve got standards.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Patriot")

->It's such a car crash that you can't help but watch the results through your fingertips and wince. I think this is supposed to be a [[RuleOfFunny fun piece]] but it is so misjudged and po-faced that it misses the entertainment jugular by a country mile...I find it hard to think of an episode of science fiction that is quite this tacky and I have seen some pretty hideous examples.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/10/torchwood.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[Recap/TorchwoodS1E2DayOne "Day One"]]

->You want to see something that's like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You're on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes.
-->-- '''Ariella Rasputin Wallflower''', [[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com/ The Wallflower Report]]

->It launched a bunch of shit at a wall hoping some would stick, but all of it stuck, and no one stopped to ask, 'How about we throw something other than shit at this wall?' I watched it on TV so many times that if I had a Nielsen ratings box, my home's data would have been reported as faulty and tossed out -- no one watches that much ''Film/HudsonHawk'' without it being a glitch.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/one-valuable-life-lesson-hiding-in-one-worst-films/#ixzz2yAXawLAe "One Valuable Life Lesson Hiding in One of the Worst Movies"]]

->I never need anything ever again.\\\
No food.\\\
No sleep.\\\
No gifts.\\\
A kind young lad has sent me a hard drive with the entire run of ''[[Wrestling/{{WCW}} WCW Thunder]]''. Now I’ve watched all that before live, saw lots of it again as Bryan and I wrote both ''[[Literature/TheDeathOfWCW Death of WCW]]''s.\\\
But I never had unlimited access to everything it contained at my fingertips.\\\
Now that I do, I cannot stop watching it. What a delightfully, absurdly, never-ending train wreck it is...If Wrestling/{{WWE}} were really serious about making money on the Network, they’d just run every episode of this show from 1999-2000 on the live stream repeatedly.\\\
AMAZING.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-chavo-guerrero-amway-salesman-look-what-winning-a-nitro-battle-royal-will-do-for-you/ "Chavo Guerrero, Amway Salesman – Look What Winning a WCW Battle Royal Will Do For You!!"]]

->The clerk at Borders actually asked if [[CandidCameraPrank he was on a reality TV show]] when I asked him to find this movie in his computer. I resorted to Netflix, and found that the copy I received there had been split neatly down the middle. Not only that, the surface of the DVD had been ravaged and gouged with deep ruts, covered with dirt and tiny little shards of gravel wedged into it. It's as if someone, either a previous renter or the Netflix envelope-stuffer [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow saw what I was about to do to myself]], snapped the disc in half, then realized that some meaningful data might somehow be salvaged from the halves, took it to the parking lot [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and ground the pieces into the asphalt]] under his heels.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/belly-of-the-beast/ on]] ''Belly of the Beast''

->I popped the disc in and found the previous owner did me a HUGE favor and swapped the DVD inside for the much superior movie ''{{Film/Ray}}''. Its as if he was saying “No one needs to see this movie. I’m just going to [[TakingTheBullet sacrifice one of my better movies]] so no one has to be hurt by this turd stain of a movie.” So what do I do? I go back to the Blockbuster and GET A NEW COPY! I went out of my way to watch ''An American Carol''! What’s next: a Creator/TylerPerry film festival!?
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''

->''ComicStrip/FamilyCircus'' at least is fascinating in this weird meta kind of way. A lot of times, ''Family Circus'' didn’t even have jokes. Or observations. Or anything. And you would just kind of stare at it, trying to figure out what it was you were looking at and why it existed. Kind of like a RobLiefeld drawing. I have to admit, I can stare at a Liefeld drawing a lot longer, in some cases, than a drawing by somebody who can actually draw, because there’s just something fascinating about it. Traffic slows down when it passes a car accident.
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/06/20/scott-adams-douchebags-of-comics/ RIck Worley]]'''

->VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''' is a spectacular monument to failure. If failure were Paris, Ride to Hell would be the Arc de Triomphe. If failure were Washington, D.C., Ride to Hell would be the Washington Monument or the Lincoln Memorial or that Vietnam wall thing or whatever. You get the picture.
-->--'''Josh Harmon''', on ''[[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-ride-to-hell-retribution/ Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''.

->I'm conditioned to turn away from the computer at this point, but I've gotta keep watching.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Diabetus]]''' on a VideoGame/SuperMario64 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhLOFqn6Idc hack]]

->''The ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' cartoon is hard to find, and many people have been wondering how it measures up against time. Not well. In fact, ''WesternAnimation/SaturdaySupercade'' as a whole was terrible -- it has to be said. Fortunately, bad cartoons are more fun to write about than good ones.''
-->-- '''Peter Paltridge''' in [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon.html his article]] about the original Franchise/DonkeyKong cartoon

->''I would like you to know that I hate each and every one of you. And I really hate who ever it was that put this book in my path, because I KNOW it was RHG bait and you KNOW I can’t resist that so...

->Oh my god, the pain.''
-->--'''[=RedHeadedGirl=]''' from ''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books'', on [[http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/hedging-his-bets-by-mina-carter-and-celia-kyle THIS]] (NSFW)

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->It's like trying to properly judge a four-tier wedding cake that is made out of shit. It's an impressive achievement, a masterpiece in some respects, but the point that can't be missed is that it's made out of ''shit''.
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Cloud"

->''VideoGame/MorphX'' first came to my attention 'cause a saw a magazine review where they gave it a '''2/100'''. And of course, I rubbed one out in ''glee'' at this idea that a game could be ''that'' fucking shit, and I rushed out to buy it immediately.
-->--'''Creator/JimSterling'''

->'''Jay Hunter''': A natural feud, of course, as the [[StrawmanPolitical RTC]] ([[AC:R]]ight [[AC:T]]o [[AC:C]]ensor) took umbrage with {{Wrestling/Chyna}} doing ''Playboy'' -- which actually ''out-sold'' Wrestling/{{Sable}}'s ''Playboy'' by 20%. Over 1 million copies sold.\\
'''OOC''': It's [[FanDisservice morbid curiosity.]]\\
'''Jay''': Yeah, I agree. [-(That's why I got it.)-]
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''[[{{Wrestling/WWE}} Royal Rumble 2001]]''

->'''Mike:''' It's like saying the desert is hot. Yes, the desert is hot, but unless you've walked through it for 24 hours with no water, [[IceCreamKoan you can't truly know how hot the desert is]]. You have to see the whole thing.\\
'''Jay:''' But you may find yourself in a situation where you need to walk through the desert. There's '''[[{{Dissimile}} never going to be a situation]]''' where you '''''NEED''''' to watch the ''Stars Wars Holiday Special''!\\
'''Mike:''' (sagely) If you want to complain about how bad the ''Stars Wars Holiday Special'' is, you need to have watched it from beginning to end. If you have not, you have no right to complain about how bad it is. It's a rite of passage.
-->-- ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

->I, of course, had no PAL VHS player, had no way of converting the movie, and was now the owner of a $30 brick. But the light was still at the end of the tunnel because I do, in fact, know some British people. Months later, I'm at [=MAGfest=] (all the way across the country) and I've brought ''Crowfoot'' with me, only to hand it off to FilmBrain, who takes back to Swindon and converts it for me. Cut to late March when we're both in Chicago, and I get the VHS back and a DVD copy. This is ''again'' taken all the way across the country, where it now resides on my shelf. [[JunkRare This is a well-traveled VHS.]] So I guess the question now is, was the movie worth it? '''''HELL YEAH the movie was worth it!''''' This movie should get some sort of award for half-baked ideas and personifying {{the nineties}}.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Crowfoot''

->'''[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]:''' Continue from the next fucking preview!\\
'''[[CommanderContrarian Jodl]]''': But Mein Führer, why continue when you already know about his stupidity?!\\
'''Hitler:''' I wanna see how stupider he gets!\\
'''Jodl:''' You already called him the stupidest!\\
'''Hitler:''' Well, the... video is not done yet! You dumbass! I wanna see how much further he can go!
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Hitler|Rants}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTtpjZaIkQ vs CrazyBrandondorf (Now Brandondorf Raguz)]]'''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->It's so horrible! Yet I stare perversely fascinated.
-->-- '''Peter Puppy''' from the ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'' cartoon episode, ''The Anti-Fish''

->I'd say that I'm happy that something born from such a vile, mercenary place turned out so poorly and tanked so badly, but compared to the abject misery that is watching Foodfight!, even that happiness is fleeting. This is, in all sincerity, one of the very worst movies I have ever seen, not worthy of even the most morbid ironic fascination. It is dreadful, ugly, stupid, filthy-minded, and morally bereft on multiple levels. [[SchmuckBait Also, you can totally see it for free on Amazon Prime.]]
-->-- '''[[http://antagonie.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/dont-play-with-your-food.html Antagony & Ecstasy,]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''
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[[folder:Real Life]]

->Me, I like them because they amuse me. I never get tired of the show... so unimaginably exhilarating and preposterous that one lives a gorgeous year in an hour.
-->--'''Creator/HLMencken''' on why he covered political conventions

->I agreed to write the script if {{Tennessee|Williams}} would have no hand in it. Later, Sam [Spiegel] would talk him into taking co-credit for my screenplay on the ground, "Baby, it will win the Academy Award." As [Tennessee] was ravenous for prizes, he put his name alongside mine on the script. Happily, the reviews were so bad that he immediately regretted what he had done; later, he was less disturbed as the press proved to be so bad that [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the public was driven to see]] what ''The New York Times'' shrieked was a celebration of sodomy, incest, cannibalism and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Elizabeth Taylor at her most voluptuous.]]
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on ''SuddenlyLastSummer'', ''Palimpsest''

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