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  • The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
    • Dan McNinja: "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!" (Mocked in the Alt Text: "From Dan o'clock to Dan thirty, all mixed drinks are half priced.")
    • Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs a pretty awesome speech at Frans Rayner...
      Doc: Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. You made it personal.
    • ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight, the best Doc can come up with is:
      Doc: I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since Marmaduke, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
    • Also:
      Doc: Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.
      Random mook: Wot's a phlegm botanist?
      Doc: It means I'm going to draw your blood.
    • Mitzi McNinja gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" Story Arc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
    • In the Axe Cop crossover, when Axe Cop summons a giant robot suit to fight the bad guy with:
      Axe Cop: "Welcome to the land of dying!"

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