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Pantheon: GUAE Vile Specialists
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Despite the overarching response of the GUAE, there are simply some specialties which do not fulfill the other categories. Within the GUAE the attitude to this particular wing stands divided. There are some who respect the title for what it is given, recognizing that herein lays a multitude of experts on the art of infiltration, sabotage, kidnapping, stealing, financial funding...and so on and so forth. Less interested members of the GUAE simply deride this house as the 'miscellaneous bunch who sit around doing nothing really evil.'
This is complicated by the fact that members of this group are precisely comprised from the combination above.
Charles Montgomery Burns, God of Fiction500 (Mr. Burns)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Blinky, the three-eyed fish, the nuclear plant's cooling towers.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: The promise of his own bajillion-dollar note.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Dude, did you see how much Melkor paid Ungoliant last time? Burns wants a piece of that action.
- Threat to Cosmos: Probably low, but hey, money makes the world go round.
Looten Plunder, God of Corporate Corruption
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A fake $1,000,000 bill with his face on it
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: The destruction of Captain Planet.
- Loyalty to Melkor: As long as Melkor keeps the money flowing, he'll stay on board.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low. With Captain Planet on his side, his capacity to pollute doesn't have much of an effect.
Wario, God of Greed
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His distinctive mustache and big nose
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for joining: Complete control of the video game market beyond Diamond City
- Loyalty to Melkor: Wario knows which way the money-scented wind is blowing... for now.
- Threat level: Medium/Low. His motive is money, and not destruction.
Tom Nook, God of Outrageous Loans
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A bag of money
- Alignment: Hard to say...call him Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Was promised wealth beyond his wildest dreams.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.
- Threat to Cosmos: As long as he is able to hit opponents in their bank accounts, high. Otherwise, low.
Dethklok, Gods of Rock
- Intermediate Gods
- Symbol: A guitar with lightning and a bunch of flame decals
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for joining: Were unaware they were joining anything. They just saw all the violence and destruction everyone else was causing and thought, "Brutal."
- Loyalty to Melkor: They're not really sure who they should be following.
- Threat to Cosmos: High. Metal + Names to Run Away From Really Fast + five dudes who love violence = (Loud Gulp)
I-No, Goddess of Musical Assassination
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A flashing red "WARNING" sign
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: That Man wanted her to.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate, given that Melkor may be a manifestation of "That Man".
- Threat to Cosmos: Moderate, depending on whether or not she's being controlled by someone.
Sweeney Todd, God of Vengeance and Rage (Benjamin Barker, The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Silver cut-throat razor
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: Was promised to have his wife and child returned to him and his life restored to the way it was before he was unjustly imprisoned.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised to do the reviving personally.
- Threat level: Low to middle. Drop your guard around him, though, and...
Sae Kashiwagi, Goddess of Crocodile Tears
- Quasideity
- Symbol: A Peach Girl manga with Momo's face scribbled out
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: To prove that she's better and more popular than Momo. Really, it's all she's got.
- Loyalty to Melkor: None. She's not all that interested in serving a higher power.
- Threat to Cosmos: None. She COULD have caused trouble by pulling that shtick on some of the more impressionable members of the GUAG, but Kenshiro sees right through her.
Ghetsis Harmonia God of Abusive Parents
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A Hydrogeion
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Promised to rule over the Black and White World and every Pokemons under his command.
- Loyalty to Melkor:
- Threat to Cosmos:
Victor Fries, God of Antivillainy (Mr. Freeze)
- Demigod
- Symbol: A doll dancing in a snow globe
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for joining: Was promised to be reunited with his wife and and be cured of his condition.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is the one who promised to do it.
- Threat level: medium.
Dr. Evil, God of Card Carrying Villains (Douglas Powers, Dougie)
- Quasideity
- Symbol: A pinky finger in a mouth
- Alignment: Chaotic Stupid Evil
- Reason for joining: Hey, why not? Besides, he was offered one hundred
trillion billion dollars to join, so he did.
- Loyalty to Melkor: High. Melkor invented evil. He's, like, an evil celebrity.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low.
Pearl Forrester, Goddess of Affable Evil
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: Movie Sign!
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: To see if it's possible to drive an entire planet insane by forcing them to watch crappy movies.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Low. IN SPACE!, no one can hear his commands.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low to Cosmos herself, since all she's got is crappy movies.
Dr. Drakken, God of Harmless Villainy
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A flag with his face on it
- Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
- Reason for joining: Everybody else was doing it.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Pretty low, actually. Drakken's a cartoon villain, and Melkor is...friggin' Melkor.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low. He's a villain on a Disney Channel series.
Draco Malfoy, God of Unreasonably Liked Villains
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The crest of Slytherin House
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Was promised the destruction of Harry Potter and all those filthy mudbloods.
- Loyalty to Melkor: He's a pathetic teenager who is in over his head. Not very.
- Threat level: very low.
Mandy, Goddess of Children From Hell
- Greater Goddess
- Symbol: Yellow devil's horns
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: For the Evulz.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Looking for a backstabbing opportunity.
Scorponok, God of Usurpers (Zarak, MegaZarak, BlackZarak, Emperor of Destruction)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Decepticon sigil
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Was promised in secret, the leadership of Decepticons
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising.
Xellos, God of Lovable Traitors (The Mysterious Priest, The Trickster Priest, The Dragon Slayer)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His staff
- Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: That is a secret.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Also a secret.
- Threat Level: ...guess.
Eric Raymond, God of Smugness
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The Misfits logo
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Money.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is paying him.
Matt Engarde (Ace Attorney), God of Dramatic Villainous Revelations
- Quasideity
- Symbol: A wine glass filled with unidentifiable brown liquid
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: ???
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
King Yakumo, God of Filler Villains
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Netherworld orb
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: was promised to be made the true king of the Netherworld, in an arc that will definitely be canonized.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.
Johnson of the Big Five, God of Judgment
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A hammer
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Is tired of the other gods overruling his verdicts.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Potentially high. Johnson works with and enforces the law. Melkor will eventually be the one making the laws.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low. At beast he can call verdicts if the GUAE decides to have a Kangaroo Court on any captured GUAG.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, God of Obstructive Bureaucracy'''
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: An enormous stack of papers
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: The paperwork. Oh, the paperwork.
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
- Threat Level: Low, but depends on how bad his poetry is.
Albert W. Wily, God of Mad Science (Dr. Wily)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A large "W"
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: The destruction of Mega Man, and to steer his "son" Zero on the "right path".
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor knows nothing of science or technology. As god of Mad Science, Wily sees an opportunity for much power and influence if he lands a spot as Melkor's go-to-god on the subject.
- Threat level: medium low.
Jigsaw, God of the Sadistic Choice
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The bloodstained head of Billy the puppet.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (That's not what he thinks, though...)
- Reason for joining: He loves watching people squirm.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Only he knows, really...
- Threat to Cosmos: ?
Ryuk, God of Monstrous Shinigami
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A half-eaten apple
- Alignment: Neutral Affably Evil
- Reason for joining: Was promised a infinite supply of apples
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is fun!
- Threat to Cosmos: Low-medium. As long as Light has Ryuk's Death Note, there's not much Ryuk can do but watch the chaos unfold.
Nagi Homura, Malevolent Trickster God
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A clock tower
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Finding the perfect pawn to bring about the revival of the HiME Star, and having a world remade in his image. Failing that, he'll just threaten to have the damn thing blown up until everyone submits to him.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate. Hopefully, he'll last longer than his last boss did.
- Threat to Cosmos: Low. Aside from the occasional demon summoning, Nagi has no means of direct attack. His specialty is psychological warfare.
Freddy Krueger, Avatar of Nightmares
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A glove with very sharp fingernails.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: Mostly For the Evulz. His other goal is to finally kill and destroy The Angry Video Game Nerd in revenge for what he did to him in the past.
- Loyalty to Melkor: None. He plans to kill off Melkor when the war ends.
- Threat level: High. Able to kill someone in dreams.
The Riddler, God of Riddles (Edward Nigma)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A question mark.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: A chance to prove he's smarter than Batman.
- Loyalty to Melkor: If Melkor gives him challenges well suited for his intellect, he'll be quite content as a strategist.
Samara Morgan, The Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl Who Lives Inside Your TV
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: An ominous-looking white ring
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: To Kill All Humans!.
- Loyalty to Melkor: High. Melkor's not human.
Yuno Gasai, Goddess of Yandere
- Greater Goddess
- Symbol: A seemingly harmless cell phone, and a not-so-harmless axe (recently used)
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reasons for joining: Was told (by Johan Liebert nonetheless) that Yukiteru Amano will be happy if she's amongst the Alliance.
- Loyalty to Melkor: She was also told that Yuki really likes Melkor. However, if the truth of the matter is discovered (that Yukki would probably be against such actions) expect dead bodies. Her ultimate loyalty is to Yukki, and him alone.
- Threat to Cosmos: High-Very High. Though quite obviously mentally unstable, Yuno is well armed and is more than happy to kill anyone that goes near her precious Yukki.
The Spanish Inquisition, Gods of Unexpectedness
- Lesser Gods
- Symbol: Long red robes and silly hats
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Their devotion to Pope Frollo.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.
The Evil Queen, Goddess of Vain Sorceresses (The Queen-Witch, A Harmless Old Peddler Woman)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her magic mirror on the wall
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for Joining: Melkor offered to kill Snow White... and she's also jealous at so many beautiful goddesses here and there so she wants to ensure she's the fairest of them all... with their deaths.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Medium. Melkor promised... And at least Melkor is uglier than her.
- Threat to Cosmos: Medium. Good in sorcery and disguise
Ghost Lady, THE SCARY Ghost (Mysterious Lady, Scarlet O'Hara)
- Lesser Deity (Might as well be as Overdeity in term of scaring the shit out of people)
- Symbol: Her REAL face
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- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: For more chances of scaring the shit outta people while ripping them apart For the Evulz.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor ain't scared of her. Loyalty confirmed.
- Threat Level: Medium-High. Not very skilled in battle, but Melkor gave her protection from the No-Ghost spray. And her scare level is EXTREME, she always bring that scary music whenever she's around... Only those truly brave can face her without shivering.
Hexxus, God of Pollution
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A pitch-black skull
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: To spread his pollution across all universes.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Mild.
- Threat level: Medium.
Cave Johnson, God of The Pursuit of Pointless Knowledge
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The Aperture Science Logo
- Alignment: Chaotic SCIENCE!
- Reason for Joining: Basically, there's a lot more potential for SCIENCE to be expanded without those damn safety laws.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Zero. Science knows no loyalty except to SCIENCE!
- Threat Level: As the man responsible for GLaDOS, Cave Johnson is considered a man to be feared, or at least be cautious of. With an obsession for go-nowhere experiments and creating fantastic items for mundane and totally unsuitable purposes, Johnson is a special type of crazy.
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