Despite the overarching response of the GUAE, there are simply some specialties which do not fulfill the other categories. Within the GUAE the attitude to this particular wing stands divided. There are some who respect the title for what it is given, recognizing that herein lays a multitude of experts on the art of infiltration, sabotage, kidnapping, stealing, financial funding...and so on and so forth. Less interested members of the GUAE simply deride this house as the 'miscellaneous bunch who sit around doing nothing really evil.' However, with Gray Mann's arrival to this section, he decided to "ramp the place up, albeit."

This is complicated by the fact that members of this group are precisely comprised from the combination above. With Mr. Burns and Gray as the Headmasters to the group, and the rest are nothing more than the Specialists.

!!The Headmasters

'''[[TheSimpsons Charles Montgomery Burns]], God of [[{{Fiction500}} Old Money]]''' (Mr. Burns)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: Blinky, the three-eyed fish
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil
* Reason for joining: [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney The promise of his own bajillion-dollar note]].
* Loyalty to Melkor: Dude, did you see how much Melkor paid Ungoliant last time? Burns wants a piece of that action.
* Threat to Cosmos: Probably low, but hey, money makes the world go round.

'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Gray Mann]], CEO of {{Money Spider}}s'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His Australium-powered life-extender machine
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: Simple. The total annihilation of Mann Co. and every single rich company in the world in order to use the funds for weapon productions.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Like most financial evil-doers here, should Melkor supply the money to him, he will do as he please.
* Threat to Cosmos: He is barely even useful if you face him personally. On the other hand, [[MechaMook his robotic mooks will tell you otherwise.]] So HIGH.

!!The Specialists

'''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Looten Plunder]], God of [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Corporate Corruption]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A fake $1,000,000 bill with his face on it
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: The destruction of Captain Planet.
* Loyalty to Melkor: As long as Melkor keeps the money flowing, he'll stay on board.
* Threat to Cosmos: Low. With Captain Planet on his side, his capacity to pollute doesn't have much of an effect.

'''[[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario]], God of {{Greed}}'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His [[DastardlyWhiplash distinctive mustache and big nose]]
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for joining: Complete control of the video game market beyond Diamond City
* Loyalty to Melkor: Wario knows which way the money-scented wind is blowing... for now.
* Threat level: Medium/Low. His motive is money, and not destruction.

'''[[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Tom Nook]], God of [[AllDevouringBlackHoleLoanSharks Outrageous Loans]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A bag of money
* Alignment: [[Main/OffstageVillainy Hard to say]] him Neutral Evil
* Reason for joining: Was promised wealth beyond his wildest dreams.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.
* Threat to Cosmos: As long as he is able to hit opponents in their bank accounts, high. Otherwise, low.

'''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear I-No]], Goddess of [[MusicalAssassin Musical Assassination]]'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A flashing red "WARNING" sign
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil
* Reason for joining: [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen That Man]] wanted her to, and also so she can use her time travel powers to troll the universe.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate, given that "That Man" may be a manifestation of Melkor.
* Threat to Cosmos: Moderate, depending on whether or not [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard she's being controlled by someone]].

'''[[Manga/PeachGirl Sae Kashiwagi]], Goddess of [[Main/WoundedGazelleGambit Crocodile Tears]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A ''Manga/PeachGirl'' manga with Momo's face scribbled out
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: To prove that she's better and more popular than Momo. Really, it's all she's got.
* Loyalty to Melkor: None. She's not all that interested in serving a higher power.
* Threat to Cosmos: None. She COULD have caused trouble by pulling that shtick on some of the more impressionable members of the GUAG, but Kenshiro sees right through her.

'''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Ghetsis Harmonia]], God of AbusiveParents'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A Hydreigon
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for joining: Promised to rule over the Black and White World and every Pokemons under his command.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Low.
* Threat to Cosmos: Moderately high, even without his signature Hydreigon. Just ask N.

'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Pearl Forrester]], Goddess of [[Main/AffablyEvil Affable Evil]]'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: Movie Sign!
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: To see if it's possible to drive an entire planet insane by forcing them to watch crappy movies.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Low. IN SPACE!, no one can hear his commands.
* Threat to Cosmos: Low to Cosmos herself, since all she's got is crappy movies.

'''[[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Dr. Drakken]], God of {{Harmless Villain}}y'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A flag with his face on it
* Alignment: ChaoticStupid
* Reason for joining: Everybody else was doing it.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Pretty low, actually. Drakken's a cartoon villain, and Melkor is...friggin' ''Melkor''.
* Threat to Cosmos: Low. He's a villain on a DisneyChannel series.

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Mandy]], Goddess of [[Main/EnfanteTerrible Children From Hell]]'''
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: Her hair shaped like yellow devil's horns
* Alignment: TrueNeutral, sometimes slips into LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: She already control a Grim Reaper, so she's looking for more "infernal" beings to control.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Looking for a back-stab opportunity
* Threat level: Moderate. She's "friends" with a Grim Reaper.

'''[[TransformersGeneration1 Scorponok]], God of [[BastardUnderstudy Usurpers]]''' (Zarak, [=MegaZarak=], [=BlackZarak=], Emperor of Destruction)
* Greater God
* Symbol: Decepticon sigil
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Reason for joining: Was promised in secret the leadership of Decepticons
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised him.
* Threat: Moderate.

'''[[{{LightNovel/Slayers}} Xellos]], God of [[LovableTraitor Lovable Traitors]]''' (The Mysterious Priest, The Trickster Priest, The Dragon Slayer)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His staff
* Alignment: AlwaysChaoticEvil
* Reason for joining: That is a secret.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Also a secret.
* Threat Level: ...guess.

'''[[WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms Eric Raymond]], God of [[Main/SmugSnake Smugness]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: The Misfits logo
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for joining: Money.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is paying him.
* Threat Level: Low.

'''[[Main/YuYuHakusho King Yakumo]], God of Main/{{Filler Villain}}s'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Netherworld orb
* Alignment: Chaotic Evil
* Reason for joining: Was promised to be made the true king of the Netherworld, in an arc that will definitely be canonized.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.
* Threat level: Unknown.

'''[[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz]], God of {{Obstructive Bureaucra|t}}cy'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: An enormous stack of papers
* Alignment: Lawful Evil
* Reason for joining: The paperwork. Oh, the paperwork.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Very high. Bureaucrats have rules to follow, so it's hard for Jeltz to just get up and leave, even if he wanted to.
* Threat Level: Low, but depends on how bad his poetry is.

'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Albert W. Wily]], God of [[MadScientist Mad Science]]''' (Dr. Wily)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A large "W"
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for joining: The destruction of Mega Man, and to steer his [[RoboFamily "son" Zero]] [[YouCantFightFate on the "right path".]]
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor knows nothing of science or technology. As god of Mad Science, Wily sees an opportunity for much power and influence if he lands a spot as Melkor's go-to-god on the subject.
* Threat level: medium low.

'''[[Anime/MaiHiME Nagi Homura]], Malevolent Trickster God'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A clock tower
* Alignment: Lawful Evil
* Reason for joining: Finding the perfect pawn to bring about the revival of the [=HiME=] Star, and having a world remade in his image. Failing that, [[Anime/MaiOtome he'll just threaten to have the damn thing blown up]] until everyone submits to him.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate. Hopefully, he'll last longer than his last boss did.
* Threat to Cosmos: Low. Aside from [[Manga/MaiHiME the occasional demon summoning]], Nagi has no means of direct attack. His specialty is psychological warfare.

'''[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], Avatar of [[YourWorstNightmare Nightmares]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A glove with very sharp fingernails.
* Alignment: Chaotic Evil
* Reason for joining: Mostly ForTheEvulz. His other goal is to finally kill and destroy WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd in revenge for what he did to him in the past.
* Loyalty to Melkor: None. He plans to kill off Melkor when the war ends.
* Threat level: High. Able to kill someone in dreams.

'''The Riddler, God of [[CriminalMindGames Riddles]]''' (Edward Nigma)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A question mark.
* Alignment: Neutral Evil
* Reason for joining: A chance to prove he's smarter than Batman.
* Loyalty to Melkor: If Melkor gives him challenges well suited for his intellect, he'll be quite content as a strategist.

'''[[Film/TheRing Samara Morgan]], The StringyHairedGhostGirl Who Lives Inside Your TV'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: An ominous-looking white ring
* Alignment: Chaotic Evil
* Reason for joining: To KillAllHumans.
* Loyalty to Melkor: High. Melkor's not human.
* Threat Level: Moderate, but only to people who own television sets. Melkor plans on using her as bait for Yu Narukami and his Investigation Team.

'''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The Spanish Inquisition]], Gods of Unexpectedness'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: Long red robes and silly hats
* Alignment: Lawful Evil
* Reason for joining: Their devotion to Pope Frollo.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.
* Threat to Cosmos: Very low

'''[[VideoGame/{{Uninvited}} Ghost Lady]], [[NightmareFuel THE SCARY]] [[OurGhostsAreDifferent Ghost]]''' (Mysterious Lady, Scarlet O'Hara)
* Lesser Deity (Might as well be as Overdeity in term of scaring the shit out of people)
* Symbol: [[ Her REAL face]]
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil
* Reason for joining: For more chances of scaring the shit outta people while ripping them apart ForTheEvulz.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor ain't scared of her. Loyalty confirmed.
* Threat Level: Medium-High. Not very skilled in battle, but Melkor gave her protection from the No-Ghost spray. And her scare level is EXTREME, she always bring that [[HellIsThatNoise scary music]] whenever she's around... Only those truly brave can face her without shivering.

'''[[WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest Hexxus]], God of Pollution'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A pitch-black skull
* Alignment: Chaotic Evil
* Reason for joining: To spread his pollution across all universes.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Mild.
* Threat level: Medium.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} Cave Johnson]], God of [[ForScience The Pursuit of Pointless Knowledge]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: The Aperture Science Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticStupid
* Reason for Joining: Basically, there's a lot more potential for SCIENCE to be expanded without those damn safety laws.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Zero. Science knows no loyalty except to SCIENCE!
* Threat Level: As the man responsible for [=GLaDOS=], Cave Johnson is considered a man to be feared, or at least be cautious of. With an obsession for go-nowhere experiments and creating fantastic items for mundane and totally unsuitable purposes, Johnson is a special type of crazy.

'''VideoGame/{{Polybius}}, God of [[UrbanLegendofZelda Video Game Myths]] and [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame Malevolent Video Games]]'''
* Rank: Unknown (rumored to have power on par with a Greater God. No one is willing to find out.)
* Symbol: A skull and crossed joysticks
* Alignment: Most likely Evil of some kind, likely Chaotic or Neutral
* Reason for Joining: Unknown. Cave Johnson, GLaDOS, and Gygias actually sponsored its inclusion into the ranks of the GUAE, and Melkor, having heard of Polybius' potential, decided to let it in.
* Loyalty to Melkor: Unknown. It's not even known if Polybius is sentient or not. Many of the lesser GUAE members are wary of the machine, and Melkor likely won't take any chances with it.
* Threat Level: High, especially to video game players and characters. Polybius is almost certainly Melkor's trump card for dealing with deities whose domains include [[Pantheon/{{Gaming}} gaming]].