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- Many of the arrancar from Bleach. Aaroniero Arruruerie, Nnoitra Gilga, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Ulquiorra Cifer, Szayelaporro Granz... the list goes on and on.
- Actually, the Arrancar names are quite easy. However, the some names of the Sternenritter are just...
- Samir Nagheenanajar.
- Anton Chigurh.
- Dr. Hfuhruhurr and Anne Uumellmahaye from The Man with Two Brains. Part of their mutual attraction is their ability to pronounce and spell each other's names.
- Played with in Dragonheart, when Bowen keeps addressing the dragon as "Dragon" and the dragon gets fed up with it. However, he informs Bowen that the knight would never be able to pronounce his name, as dragon speech is pretty much impossible for human tongues to master. They eventually agree on using Draco, which is much easier for humans to say.
- From Star Wars Legends:
- Grand Admiral Mitth'raw'nuruodo, known to the galaxy as Thrawn.
- Borborygmus Gog in Galaxy of Fear. "Borborygmus" is actually a real word that means stomach sounds.
- The Forgotten Realms books have a habit of giving their dragons hideously long names.
- X in Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer has a name simply described as: 'Something that started with Ks and went on for about thirty seconds.'
- Most of the Lovecraft horrors fall into this category, but the one you must always be mindful for is simple. If someone says 'Hastur, Hastur...' you have two options. You can shoot the man before he can say the third Hastur, or you can run, and never, ever look back. Nothing makes a person haul ass faster than a summoned Eldritch Abomination.
- One example of a place name like this is Zzyzx from the Fablehaven series. Zzyzx happens to be named after a real settlement in San Bernardino County, California.
- Parodied in A Series of Unfortunate Events — The cruel and uncaring boss of Lucky Smells Lumbermill has an apparently unpronounceable name that is never given to the reader (and all attempts by Mr Poe at pronouncing it appear completely different). He is instead called "Sir".
- The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel:
- Huitzilopochtli, the name by which the Aztecs knew the god Mars Ultor. Huitzilopotchtli is a real life Aztec god, which makes this doubly unpronounceable - the form you see written here is the closest, phonetic, Spanish approximation of the original Aztec.
- Coatlicue, the Mother of All the Gods.
- It's a bit of a Running Gag that Machiavelli has trouble pronouncing Quetzalcoatl's name.
- The demon from Artemis Fowl: N* 1, which is apparently supposed to be pronounced 'Number one', but is still a pain to read aloud.
- Roger Zelazny's fantasy novel The Changing Land features a demon named Melbrinionsadsazzersteldregandishfeltselior. The long name is necessary for the invocation ritual, and if the sorcerer attempting it were to get as much as one syllable wrong, the demon would kill him. Understandably, wizards are reluctant to attempt it. Subverted inasmuch as one of the antagonists is a wizard named Baran, whose native tongue is a horribly complicated agglutinative language, so he has no problem pronouncing the name and using the demon for errands.
- On the Discworld, demons are given names that look like they were selected by headbutting a keyboard; when the demon Wxrt Hltl-jwlpklz introduces himself in Wyrd Sisters, Nanny Ogg quips, "Where were you when the vowels were handed out, behind the door?" Her co-witch, Granny Weatherwax, pronounces it without raising a sweat. While there are hideous beasts from the dungeon dimensions a la Cthulhu, more description is given to their forms than names (they're usually described as what might be the offspring of an octopus and a bicycle).
- Haiyore! Nyarko-san, which stars Nyarlathotep (but please, call her Nyarko). When she first appears she mentions that Nyarlathotep is just a nickname, and she has a real name; later novels reveal that humans have a very difficult time pronouncing it, and just being able to comprehend it can strengthen the bonds between a man and a woman.
- Doctor Who:
- Romanadvoratrelundar. While her first two incarnations were OK, even travelling with the Doctor, her third incarnation was... ruthless, to say the least.
- The Raxacoricofallapatorian aliens are a subversion. The ones we meet are usually villains, but most Raxacoricofallapatorians are actually Lawful Good. Some individual Raxacoricofallapatorian baddies, though, have hard-to-pronounce names (Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen, anyone?).
- The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.
- Sunn O)))—including whatever that is after the Sunn part; you just don't pronounce it—has a song called "Big Church [Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért]". Anyone familiar with their music in the least knows that this church is most certainly evil.
- The whole Aztec pantheon. Mictlantecutli, Centzon Huitznahua, Chalchiuhtlicue... They're doubly unpronounceable because the forms you see written here are the closest, phonetic, Spanish approximations of the original Aztec.
- Although the name of the Jewish God is written as YHWH (which looks unpronounceable) that's due to it being a literal transliteration of the name from Hebrew, where it is written without vowels. This doesn't mean there are no vowels, just that they aren't shown (which is done often in Hebrew; vowel marks weren't added to the written language until the 9th century). However, God may have much longer mystical names (depending on the religious theories and interpretations) of up to seventy-two letters which have been lost at this point; these might fall into this trope.
- Some scholars think that pronunciation of YHWH would actually be all breath sounds, leading to "God is breath/life." Which brings up the question "Can you pronounce breathing?"
- Also, it is actually forbidden to Orthodox Jews to pronounce God's real name. When reading the Torah (which is done aloud), one just replaces it with "adonai" meaning Lord. This custom has persisted in Christianity despite Christians being allowed to pronounce God's name.
- This is the source of the word Yehovah, reading YHWH with the vowels from adonai.
- Even the word YHWH is actually a shortened version of the "real" name of God, which was allegedly dozens of syllables long and originally passed down in secret by the Levi clan and only pronounced aloud in the innermost chamber of His temple during the most sacred rituals. As far as anyone can tell, it has been lost to history.
- Tht Whch Hs N Vwls (That Which Has No Vowels) from Munchkin Cthulhu.
- This became a problem with Yawgmoth's name in Magic: The Gathering, to the point the French version changed it to the more pronouncable "Yaugzebul".
- The Yu-Gi-Oh! card game has the Earthbound Immortal monsters. All of their names are in the Quechua language and have names like Ccarayhua and Wiraqocha Rasca.
- Nrvnqsr Chaos, Arcueid Brunestud, Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg... The first one takes the cake because according to Word of God it's "Nero Chaos". The other two at least can be figured out phonetically.
- Ifnkovhgroghprm. (Rumplestiltskin in ROT13.)
- Chattur'gha, Xel'lotath, and Ulyaoth of Eternal Darkness.
- The W'rkncacnter from Marathon.
- Chthon and Shub-Niggurath in Quake I.
- The Big Bad of Alone In The Dark 1992 is an undead pirate named Pregzt, and there's also a giant Sand Worm called the Chthonian, named after an H.P. Lovecraft beast, although it looks nothing like Lovecraft depicted (which was more like a squid).
- Kingdom Hearts has Marluxia. Once you hear it, however, it just becomes a weird name.
- The seventh Leisure Suit Larry game has a character named Xqwzts, which Larry pronounces roughly like "Exquisites".
- Ultima III has a kill-all spell called "ZXKUQYB".
- C'thun, Yogg-Saron, named faceless ones (R'khem, Volasj, etc), and named nerubians (Tutenkash, Anub'rekhan, etc) in World of Warcraft.
- RuneScape has Plane-freezer Lakhrahnaz, Night-gazer Khighorahk, Shadow-forger Ihlakhizan, Flesh-spoiler Haasghenahk, and World-gorger Shukarhazh, and that is only what their names sound like in human language. They have to uses these translated names because their language is harmful to humans that hear it and parts of their names actually can't be heard by humans.
- K'Z'K the Voweless One from Sluggy Freelance. So much that people can't pronounce it well, and that infuriates him.
- From Homestuck, Feferi Peixes's lusus is a monstrous, tentacled mass named Gl'bgolyb.
- The Zoologically Dubious beasts from Rose's grimoire have these kinds of names. Nrub'yiglith stands out in particular.
- Secret from Keychain of Creation has a name so long that she can't pronounce it without fainting in the attempt.
- BKCRMWDJVG of the Whateley Universe, a demon who has its own hell dimension.