If I were MC Frontalittle Iíd be telling you only ever what Iím not,
Carving off the obfuscation, little something just
to confuse you with. And like a villain,
MC Frontalot, real name Damian Hess, is a nerdcore hip-hop rapper. What is nerdcore, you may ask? It's simply normal hip-hop, but focused on pop culture (Star Wars
, Dungeons & Dragons
, etc.). While a lot of nerdcore music has come before him, Frontalot made it really well known with his frequent appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo.
Frontalot started out with a small audience; he originally made songs in an online competition named Song Fight. He entered through many names, but his "MC Frontalot" username never lost a single competition. And, as anyone would tell you, he was good. So much so, one of his songs in Song Fight scored 614 votes. Which was the closest after that? 28.
After his Song Fight popularity, MC Frontalot released his first official song, titled "Nerdcore Hiphop". Every geek, nerd, and pop culture fan loved his idea of rapping, but with a different theme. Remember that whole "he created nerdcore" thing mentioned previously? "Nerdcore Hiphop" is the song that allegedly named and started it, but again, Frontalot himself said that there's been plenty before him.
As he released more songs, Penny Arcade started to take notice of him. Through the blog, Tycho and Gabe directed fans to his website, which was the start of his fanbase. In honor of Penny Arcade making him known, he created the "Penny Arcade Theme" song in honor of Tycho and Gabe helping him out. Frontalot now preforms at Penny Arcade Expo's frequently. He even created the song "Final Boss"
for Penny Arcade Adventures
While he did make a demo album, MC Frontalot released his first official album, Nerdcore Rising
, in 2005. This contained songs he had previously released on his website and six new songs made for the album. Of course, Frontalot's still alive and kicking, releasing albums and making apperances today.
- Nerdcore Hiphop (2004)
- Nerdcore Rising (2005)
- Secrets from the Future (2007)
- Final Boss (2008)
- Zero Day (2010)
- Solved (2011)
MC Frontalot provide examples of the following tropes:
I believe a pig can take wing, but a Scare Goat is such an impossible thing.
- Bag of Holding: Referenced in "Charisma Potion"
- Blog: An awful one is the subject of "I Hate Your Blog". Frontalot complains about a blog that does nothing but upload unimportant things like "five paragraphs on the socks [they] bought" or their constipation.
- Boastful Rap: "Braggadocio." Inverted with "Better at Rapping."
- Brainy Baby: The focus of his song "Bizarro Genius Baby."
- Combining Mecha: "I'll Form the Head" is about a team who never gets anything done because they're too busy arguing over who will form the head of their combining mecha.
- Creator Backlash: MC Frontalot on "Nerdcore Rising", mostly because it was his poor early work, and he preformed the song as a closer to his concerts for about four years. He starts his liner notes on the song with this:
"Fuck this song."
- Critical Dissonance: "Critical Hit" is about how a few good reviews must mean that the public hates him.
- Darkness Equals Death: "It Is Pitch Black".
You are likely to be eaten by a grue!
If this predicament seems particularly cruel-
Consider who's fault it could be!
Not a torch or a match in your inventory!
- First World Problems: "First World Problem"
- Garage Sale: "Stoop Sale". Which is like a yard sale, if you live in Brooklyn (which he does).
- Grammar Nazi: "Tongue Clucking Grammarian"
- Goth / Perky Goth: The subjects of "Goth Girls"
- Greatest Hits: Favoritism, made for the Humble Indie Bundle music collection.
- "I Am" Song
- List Song: Several (For example: Pr0n S0ng), although he mentions that they're actually a Pet Peeve Trope of his.
- Merchandise-Driven: Explained as the only way to make money in modern music in "Captains Of Industry".
- Nice Hat: Referenced in "Charisma Potion"
- Obligatory Bondage Song: "Power User" is this...except that the poor woman being put through this is a computer Frontalot's building. And there's also a small lyrical hint that it's more of the user suffering than it is the computer.
I know what every button does, itís how I push you around.
And I keep running it up, HIMEM in the background
till it sounds like my own rhythm writ right back at me.
And Iím not bragging. Itís just the way I got tuned.
Sometimes I get used back, you got me turning the screw.
You got me: open the case. You got me: blow out the dust.
Iím only always at your service, as every user must be.
- One Stat to Rule Them All: "Charisma Potion" references this, as the protagonist magically succeeds at everything once he takes the titular potion
- Overly Narrow Superlative: He is the self-proclaimed "world's 579th greatest rapper."
- Rolling Dice With Death: In the video for "Critical Hit" a series of bad rolls in "Grammys and Groupies" left MC's character about to hang himself. The Grim Reaper gives the near-dead MC a black d20 to make a saving throw...and "I rolled nat 20, double damage on the track" which allows him to survive and appear on an episode of ch1 storytellers where he tells the audience about his experience.
- Shaggy Dog Story: "Stoop Sale". Frontalot finds a magical item that will grant one wish on pickup, and spends the song debating what to wish for—something selfish or selfless?—when a thief nicks it, "wishing that he wouldn't get caught".
- Shrouded in Myth: "Scare Goat" is a very tongue-in-cheek song about cryptozoology.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Used in "Which MC Was That?"
- Start My Own: One of the more ambitious versions happens in "Hassle: The Dorkening". He thinks up a TCG about rapping.
- Trope Maker: For Nerdcore
- Turned Against Their Masters: The subject of "Zero Day".
- Villain Song: "Final Boss".
- Your Costume Needs Work: The con-goers in "Victorian Space Prostitute" don't believe he's a rapper.