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Politicians Kiss Babies
When someone - usually a male someone - decides to run for public office, one of the things he is expected to do during the campaign is kiss the babies of female potential voters. Somehow this will prove that he's not evil and can be trusted to run the [country/state/county/city/dog pound] properly; presumably if he was evil, he'd be unable to resist the urge to take a bite out of it.

Subversions in which the baby is shaken, autographed, or otherwise mishandled by a confused candidate are common.

Exploited Trope of Friend to All Children. See also Photo Op With The Dog.

Examples:

Comics
  • A The Bash Street Kids strip has the teacher tell the class that they will be electing a head boy by democratic vote. Plug references the trope saying that politicians get votes by kissing babies, so he goes to kiss some at a nursery. But because Plug's ugly, the babies scream and he gets thrown out without a kiss.

Film - Animation
  • In An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Cat R. Waul kisses Yasha to convince the mice that he's harmless.
  • In Metroman's first appearance in Megamind. He juggles some babies, then kisses one of them in front of a huge crowd (who already loves him).
  • In the opening of The Emperor's New Groove, Kuzco is presented with three babies to kiss. He simply stamps them with a kiss mark stamper.

Film - Live-Action
  • In The Shaggy DA Wilby Daniels decides to run for District Attorney in order to clean up the corruption in the town. At one point he's talking with a female voter with a perambulator; the kid inside has a dirty, sticky face, but the woman gives him a look waiting for him to kiss her baby. He does so, leaving him with a faceful of chocolate. Just at that moment a photographer from the local paper decides to take Wilby's picture.
  • In The Hunt for Red October, NSA advisor Jeffrey Pelt tells Jack Ryan "I'm a politician, which means that I'm a cheat and a liar. And if I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.".
  • In the 2012 film The Campaign the two candidates for office get into a fight over which is going to kiss a particular baby. Will Ferrell's character ends up punching the baby in the struggle.
  • In The Great Dictator, Adenoid Hinkel kisses some babies after a rally. The baby pisses on him.

Literature
  • In one science fiction short story, this caused an interstellar war. Upon First Contact with an alien race (that looked like teddy bears), an astronaut decided to do this. Unfortunately, humans looked like a kind of animal on the alien race's home planet that had the habit of carrying off babies to eat them and the astronaut's motives were misconstrued.
  • Bad Kitty for President makes use of this trope, as it's an election parody where Bad Kitty is running for president of the neighborhood cats. The narrator brings up the kissing babies trope and has kitty kiss the baby of the humans she lives with.
  • Parodied in Myth-Quoted, in which rival candidates for governor participate in a baby-kissing contest to see which one's kisses can get the most giggles and least crying out of hundreds of infants within a set time limit.

Live Action TV
  • The Late Show with David Letterman: In a joke about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Letterman said when running for office Christie "got confused. Kissed a blintz, ate a baby!"
    • Another Letterman gag: in "Top 10 signs [then Presidential candidate] Herman Cain is losing it."
      Kissed a picture of himself and signed a baby
  • Parodied in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where Mac tries to get a woman to give her baby to him so that Dennis can kiss it. Naturally, she's a little weirded out.
  • On Seinfeld Kramer runs for president of a retirement home's condo board; this involves treating some of the senior citizens there like the babies in this trope.
  • In the 1966 Batman series when the Penguin runs for Mayor of Gotham he kisses babies.
    • Averted by Batman who is running against him. He refuses to kiss babies because he doesn't want to spread germs.
  • Subverted by "Mr Hilter" in Monty Python's Flying Circus while canvassing for the North Minehead By-Election.
    Mother: I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it - on the head!
  • In an episode of Sliders where Professor Arturo runs for Mayor of San Francisco, he screws this up by chasing after a woman shouting "Madam, I need to kiss your baby!"
  • My Hero has Piers Crispin kissing small children during his attempt to campaign for Mayor in one episode, though it backfires when he tries to kiss Ollie and gets punched in the face (Ollie being the son of George Sunday/Thermoman, and thus a superbaby).

Magazine
  • Mentioned in a MAD magazine article from 1962 (also an early version of the Russian Reversal): "Russian politics can best be understood by comparing them with American politics. For instance, in America, politicians have to kiss babies, and if they don't, the mothers can take their offices away from them. In Russia, the system is somewhat different. To get food, mothers have to kiss politicians and if they don't, the politicians can take their babies away from them."

Music
  • Invoked by the cover art of Tankard's Two Faced album, which shows a literally two-faced politician holding a baby.

Newspaper Comics
  • Pearls Before Swine made a parody of this. Rat was trying to win the election, but he couldn't come to a baseball event, so he sent Pig in his place to kiss a baby and throw a baseball out to the field. This cost Rat the election, because Pig kissed the baseball, and threw a baby out to the field!
  • Bizarro (by Piraro) comic for April 24th, 2012. A Funny Animal cat politician is shown licking a kitten held by a female supporter.

Video Games
  • In the iOS game Highborn, when campaigning for Foozle, Monty orders his children to go out and hold a rally. Being dragons, he has to remind them to just kiss the babies, not eat them.
  • Referenced in Mass Effect 3 - Citadel. When asked how he'd turn Cerberus around, Joker says he'd make them popular again and launch a big P.R campaign - "shaking hands, kissing babes." Miranda tries to correct him, but he knows what he said.
  • Mentioned in Escape from Monkey Island. Gubernatorial candidate Charles L. Charles actually LeChuck in disguise bids the protagonists farewell because he has "hands to kiss and babies to shake".

Webcomics

Western Animation
  • An episode of Recess has the equivalent for kids; kissing pets. The boys tries to discredit Gretchen (who's running against Vince for class president on a platform of "Girls for Gretchen", although she genuinely wants to do a good job) by having her asked to kiss a pet lizard. She gets out of it by claiming to have a cold.
  • In the Looney Tunes short "Ballot Box Bunny", Yosemite Sam's campaigning for mayor includes kissing babies, none of which seem to enjoy it. Bugs Bunny disguises himself as a baby and kisses him, then cries that "the bad man bit my widdle nose!", and all the women start to hit Sam over the head with their handbags and umbrellas.
  • On one episode of The Powerpuff Girls the mayor was running for his re-election, he mentioned that it was one of his favorite parts.
  • Done in The Mask cartoon. Of course, when the Mask himself ran for the mayor, he kissed babes instead.
  • There was a nasty gag based on this in Family Guy, involving Peter kissing two babies but refusing to kiss a particulary ugly/deformed child.
    • Also, earlier in the episode, after learning that Lois is running for mayor, Stewie mentions she should be giving speeches, shaking hands, and kissing babies. When Lois does the latter:
      Stewie: Not this baby!
  • Futurama: when the head of Richard Nixon runs for President of Earth wearing Bender's body, he pulls a baby out of the chest cavity and kisses it.
    Bender's Head: Great. First he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff.
  • In Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law episode "Guitar Control", Phil tries this during one of his Presidential Election rallies, but mixes things up a bit.
    Shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, shake baby, kiss hand, shake baby, kiss hand...
  • In the Phineas and Ferb episode "The Mom Attractor," Dr. Doofenschmirtz's evil scheme is to create a giant baby that cries whenever his brother (the Mayor) kisses a baby, so people won't vote for him.
  • In an episode of Garfield and Friends, specifically the Orson's Farm/U.S. Acres segment, Roy Rooster kisses eggs when running for the title of "leader of the barnyard", since he is a male chicken, and chickens lay eggs.
  • An episode of The Simpsons has Mr. Burns running for governor, and there's a scene where he mentions that he needs to go off and do this.
  • In an episode of Dog City, Dogfather Bugsy Vile rigs a mayoral election and wins with just five votes. Among his duties are kissing babies and christening a ship with champagne bottle. Hilarity ensues when he gets the two just a little mixed up....
  • When the Flim Flam brothers appear in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic one of their acts during their Villain Song is to pick up Applebloom and kiss her.
  • Bowser does this in an episode of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3. He's only able to go through with it thanks to a "Nice Guy Potion" cooked up by Cheatsy and Kooky.
  • In Chowder, Gorgonzola advises the titular character to do this when he runs for the president of the apprentices' club. They attempt this by sneaking into a hospital, and accidentally inciting the babies to riot.

Real Life (especially notable examples only)
  • Vladimir Putin was also known to kiss fish for this purpose.
  • Punk rock vocalist Jello Biafra ran for mayor of San Francisco in the late 1970s and inverted this trope: he kissed hands and shook babies.
  • Romanian dictator Ceaucescu used to do this. Problem: He was a germophobe, so the kids had to be... prepared before that.
  • Notably, Andrew Jackson was the first president to be offered a baby to kiss. He refused, instead complimenting the infant and then handing it over to his Secretary of War to kiss instead.
  • George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Mitt Romney have all attempted to hold or kiss babies, only for them to start crying. There are probably examples of other politicians also having this problem as well. A lot of babies don't like being held by strangers.
    • Although there was that funny YouTube video of Michelle Obama being given a baby to kiss, only for the child to start crying. She passed him to her husband, and the baby immediately became quiet.
  • The quiz website Sporcle has a quiz with pictures of American presidents and presidential candidates kissing and holding babies; the player is asked to name the politicians in the pictures. There is also an international version featuring politicians and leaders from around the world.
  • Inverted with Ron Paul who was once given a baby, only for the baby to kiss him on the cheek.

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