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Male Restroom Etiquette
The disguised Ruby doesn't know the rules, but should be able to guess.
While the Wondrous Ladies Room may be a place for chatting, primping, and various Women's Mysteries, the men's restroom is a place dedicated to speed and efficiency. When using the restroom, men must observe certain unspoken guidelines that dictate their behavior therein and speed up the process of using the lavatory. Except in extenuating circumstances, such as overcrowding, any breach of these guidelines is discouraged and can lead to some awkward and embarrassing situations.

  1. Keep all interaction to a bare minimum. Do not make eye contact with other men, as this may be interpreted as an unwelcome invitation. Also, never let your gaze wander to any body part of another occupant, whether or not he is of any genuine interest to you.
  2. When selecting a urinal, stay as far away from other men as possible, so as to better comply with the previous rule. Strict adherents sometimes use a stall or elect to wait if no non-adjacent urinal is available.
  3. Avoid making unnecessary noises. While grunting is never appropriate, the occasional cough is usually all right, though there is always the chance that this could be misinterpreted, as per rule number 1.
  4. And finally, the one rule that must never, ever, be broken: Never say a single word while within the restroom. Not only is it an unnecessary noise, but it grates against the philosophy of speed and efficiency that governs Male Restroom Etiquette. It slows down the transaction process and makes using the restroom awkward and unpleasant for other occupants.

Whenever Male Restroom Etiquette is brought up in media, it is usually Played for Laughs as we watch some poor soul try to use the restroom while another man shows complete disregard for the above rules. And while many men can attest that these rules are indeed Truth in Television, most know that a breach of these rules is not so awkward as some make it out to be. Contrast The Can Kicked Him (or its subtrope Camping a Crapper), the ultimate breach of etiquette.

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     Comic Books  

  • One one-page gag of the comic Le Petit Spirou was dedicated to this.
  • Often referred to in Sid the Sexist in Viz, which also makes up some rules:
    Can't use the urinal until you've drunk 10 pints of beer.
    Anything more than three shakes is a wank.

     Fan Works  

  • In Empire, a Harry Potter AU Crack Fic, to Lucius's annoyance one of his spies meets with him in the men's room.
  • In Succession (sub-story of Olivine Romance, a Pokémon fanfic), Steven Stone complains about violators of this trope while mentally appreciating his own private Executive Restroom.

     Film  

  • Real Genius: The hyperactive Jordan finds Mitch at a urinal and obliviously bombards him with questions. Doesn't help rather shy 15-year-old Mitch's composure in this situation that Jordan is female.
  • Spaceballs: President Skroob gets a video phone call while in the restroom, much to his visible consternation.
  • One scene in Starman has the titular alien watching a man using the urinal in a gas station's men's room. Once he realizes he's being watched, the man gets annoyed, thinking that Starman is a gay guy who's interested in him.
    Men's Room Guy: [sigh] Every god-damn place you go...
  • In Waiting, this is what caused Calvin's phobia of public restrooms. One time a man was in the adjacent urinal, and just wouldn't stop staring at his junk. A few days later, he's in a similar situation, except this time the other guy was adhering to the standard rules. Calvin still yelled "QUIT STARING AT MY COCK!" and ran out.
    Calvin: In hindsight, I may have overreacted on that one.

     Literature  

  • Mentioned repeatedly in Isaac Asimov's The Caves of Steel and its sequels. In the society of the future Earth, the women's "Personals" are social centers, but the men adhere strictly to the no-interaction rule.
  • Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys illustrates the urinal selection problem, and shows that five urinals can accommodate three guys using them by keeping a buffer urinal in between Guy C and Guys A and B (B will always take the far one even if it's located a mile away). Problems arise, however, if Guy D should happen to walk in at the same time.
    • Possible outcomes include D waiting despite there being two open spots, going for an empty spot causing every male to stare resolutely at the wall as if the formula for Grape Nuts to platinum was engraved there, or go against the wall.

     Live Action TV  

  • Averted in Babylon 5, where Garibaldi would from time to time have actually discussions with both Sinclair and Sheridan while using the facilities.
  • House and Wilson are often seen being quite loose about this; they often chat in the bathroom.
  • On How I Met Your Mother Ted and Barney actually met at the urinal. Barney thinks nothing at all of chatting with another guy mid-stream and instantly forming a friendship with him, while Ted struggles to be polite while barely saying anything and avoiding eye contact.
  • NCIS: Flagrantly disregarded by Ziva who (aside from being in there in the first place) has occasionally cornered Tony in the men's room for a heart-to-heart.
    Tony: How long have you been standing there?
    Ziva: Long enough to know you hydrated well for the desert.
  • Mentioned in Roseanne when Roseanne dresses as a guy and goes to a urinal. After unsuccessfully trying to start a conversation... "Oh! It's like an elevator!"
  • In The West Wing, Arnold Vinick violates it when he asks to "multitask" by taking his intelligence briefing at the urinal. Though not in need himself, the agent is visibly uncomfortable.
  • Witchblade: Ignored by Sara who at one point cornered her partner in the men's room.

     Radio  

  • KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show used to have a recurring segment where Kevin would sit in a men's bathroom stall and try to spark awkward conversation with the men sitting in the stalls beside him.

     Video Games  

  • In Custom Robo, Harry has to go to the bathroom when nearing the Big Bad. You can choose whether or not to follow. If you go in, two Mooks will confront you after using the urinals. Harry makes a comment about them not washing their hands.
  • In The Sims 2, Male Sims were programmed to use urinal bathroom etiquette as an Easter Egg, or just to avoid the Uncanny Valley.
  • In Stacking, you can break rule #4 in the male restroom at the station. This is actually required for one of the Hi-Jinks.

     Web Comics  

     Web Original  

  • In the animated short, Welcome to Hell, Sock annoys Jonathan in the male urnials, causing Jon to yell, "Dude, I'm peeing!" Hilarity Ensues, due to Sock being invisible to everyone but Jon.
  • The Urinal Game.
  • This YouTube video explains these rules in greater detail and links them to the very fabric of our civilization.
  • One LoadingReadyRun skit had a guy in a university bathroom freak-out when not only does a guy break the "no talking" rule, but specifically starts chatting him up. Turns out that its the designated Gay Cruising place on campus, and its just assumed that everyone knows it. Turns out, they don't.
    Graham: [sighs] Peeing or gay sex?
    Jeremey: Uh...peeing?
    Paul: See, was that so hard?

     Western Animation  

     Real Life  

  • Violated by U.S. President Lyndon Johnson, who would discuss business with people while he was on the john (note, in person, not on the phone, with the door open). It is uncertain whether he did this because he was genuinely uncaring about the whole thing, or as part of a power trip showing off that he was the boss and you had to deal with him even while he was on the toilet. However, considering he was known for invading his colleagues' "personal space" specifically to unsettle them into compliance with his wishes (a maneuver known as "The Johnson Treatment"), it is likely the latter.
  • In Mel Blanc's autobiography, he talks about his son Noel coming in, sitting on his lap, and making Mel read to him, even when he was on "the can".


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