Literature: How to Succeed in Evil

Edwin: So Doctor Loeb, tell me a little bit about your business plan.
Dr. Loeb: World domination!!!
Edwin: That's really more of a goal than a plan.
Dr. Loeb: Domination!!! Domination!!! Domination!!!
Edwin: I'll just put down 'Mergers and Acquisitions'.

How to Succeed in Evil is a Pod Cast and a series of novels. Both incarnations are parodies of the superhero genre. In the story, supervillains are a dime a dozen and constantly rob banks, cause destruction, and all the other cliché things that villains do. Meanwhile, superheroes are anything but heroic; and frequently do much more harm in trying to subdue villains than good.

Enter Edwin Windsor, a man who becomes the first "Evil Efficiency Consultant", a freelance advisor for supervillains. While he does very well, he is constantly frustrated by his job because of the sheer idiocy of the villains he is forced to work with. Although he tends to provide villains with marvelous Evil Plans, their dim wits and large egos eventually cause Edwin's clients to mess everything up for themselves. Edwin still gets paid, so he tries not to think about it.

Eventually, Edwin cannot take the inefficient and wasteful nature of his clients and the world at large, and decides to finally cross the threshold into full supervillainy. As described by the author, Patrick E. Mclean, "Edwin quickly becomes something more than a villain and less than a hero. He takes out villains because they are 'incompetent and inefficient' and heroes because they are 'ineffectual and in the way.' He often does the right thing for the wrong reason. Which, as fans can tell you, is very entertaining."

How to Succeed in Evil alternates between lighthearted, funny stories and serious ones. It follows one main plot while also branching off into various prequel adventures. The updates are few and far between (almost a year has gone by since the last one because the author is currently working on the book), but every episode is available on the website and iTunes if you are up for a mini Archive Trawl.

This show provides examples of:

  • And Then What?: This is how Edwin manages to make Dr. Loeb to realize why he really wants to build an orbital laser: to get back at his mom.
  • Badass Normal: Edwin and Gus fit. Superlative Man didn't have any powers, but it's anyone's guess whether he was badass or not.
  • Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word: It's not extortion...
  • Breaking Speech: At the end of the series reboot when Edwin manages to get Excelisor to consent to being Buried Alive in concrete by appealing to his guilt and his desire to be a hero.
  • The Brute: Barry's purpose is to break things because he's not qualified for anything else.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Topper, and Edwin to a lesser degree.
  • Cut Lex Luthor a Check: Applies to almost all of Edwin's clients; they make a lot of money if they weren't so focused on being evil.
  • Depraved Dwarf: Topper, a man of short statue but grand appetites. He is heavily into bodybuilding and hedonism, eating an entire jar of whey protein and washing it down with a pony keg. He likes custom-built muscle cars, guns, and cheating at golf.
  • Dude, Where's My Respect?
  • Dumb Muscle: Barry is really dumb, and has a lot of muscle.
  • Evil Versus Evil:Edwin is evil but he's fighting evil-er people.
  • Expy: usually with a deconstructive twist:
    • Excelsior: Superman (powers, Midwestern origin) and Captain America (red, white and blue costume, patriotic symbol)without the ability to think independently
    • Barry Banister: Bruce Banner without the genius
  • Hero with Bad Publicity: Heroes aren't likable people, especially if you're asking the local police who have to clean up their messes.
  • Hero Insurance
  • Hulk Speak: Barry, again.
  • Invisible to Normals: Averted. Not only do people notice the super people around them, the majority dislike them because of all the damage they cause.
  • Lord Error-Prone: Every hero/villain in the story; a career with these guys is what drove Edwin over the edge to evil.
  • Mad Scientist: It is the itch that drove him mad, the phantom itch.

Alternative Title(s):

How To Succeed In Evil