Haiku: Pride and Prejudice

Universal truth:
Single man with large fortune
Clearly wants a wife.

Five Bennet sisters
look for a well-off husband
in rural England.

Spit it out, Darcy!
It will pain him to do so,
What will Lizzie say?

Will Elizabeth
and Darcy get together?
Will Jane and Bingley?

Jane Austen gives us
many Love Tropes in this book
that's well worth your time.

Take a swim, Darcy.
Even though it's not canon
It's okay, cause...Squee!