Haiku: Banjo-Kazooie

A bear and a bird
Living in a strange, mad world
Kicking lots of ass

Banjo-Kazooie
Chronicles the story of
Two friends, bird and bear.

Wacky moves to learn
Teaching you from your first steps
Eyesight-challenged mole.

Military drills
Big brother that likes to rhyme
That's yer lot, dismissed!

Magic music notes
Break the spells on Grunty's doors
More feathers and eggs.

Pick up puzzle piece
Ten per level, and you'll find
One last secret thing.

Bear, bird and shaman
Defeating a wicked witch
And her sisters, too!

They pick up Jiggies
And save Jinjos from a witch
And fix a loo, too.

Through stinky sewers
And high up in the weird clouds
Our team always wins!

Collect coloured eggs
And a Key made out of Ice
Secret sequel stuff.

Go back to Rare's roots
With Diddy Kong Racing, eh?
Use your Nuts & Bolts

Mister Grant Kirkhope
British chap with snark galore
Brings audio bliss.

Gruntilda can't lie
She's a consummate villain
But B & K rock!

Multi-colored eggs
A huge key that's made of ice
Stop N' Swop lives on...
We love our good friends
Snarky bird and lazy bear
Let's play it again!