Haiku: Banjo-Kazooie

A bear and a bird
Living in a strange, mad world
Kicking lots of ass

Chronicles the story of
Two friends, bird and bear.

Bear, bird and shaman
Defeating a wicked witch
And her sisters, too!

They pick up Jiggies
And save Jinjos from a witch
And fix a loo, too.

Through stinky sewers
And high up in the weird clouds
Our team always wins!

Go back to Rare's roots
With Diddy Kong Racing, eh?
Use your Nuts & Bolts

Gruntilda can't lie
She's a consummate villain
But B & K rock!
We love our good friends
Snarky bird and lazy bear
Let's play it again!