From the Read Right To Left review of Naruto, as Y Ruler Of Time describes the Raikiri, which involves Kakashi punching people with an electrified fist:
YROT: Unfortunately, he doesn't follow up on his many opportunities to shout "I AM A MAYUN!!!"
Right before the timeskip, when Sasuke leans over Naruto's unconscious body and YROT realizes there's a little too much subtextgoing on.
YROT: Naruto and Sasuke specially form deep bonds, and while they mantein their rivalry, they become like brothers. *panel of Sasuke and Naruto pinky-swearing and a "WTF!" caption* Hey, hey! I said brothers not lovers, dammit?
This includes Sakura's only motivations are her love for Sasuke and Kishimoto implying girls suck because they're boy-crazy, her only function as a cheerleader of the group, and after the time skip the only changes in the females are that Ino's outfit looks like a slut and Hinata has big boobs.
His entire analysis about Sasuke's character and why he hates him more every day.
YROT: I'm sure that an intelligent reader base will recognize how un-relatable Ryoma is and not respond well to the series. Thereby, Shueisha will be forced to cancel it befor too long. *Caption: Prince of Tennis ran for 379 chapters* OHMYGODMONKEYRIPPINGASSBITCHTITS!!
"I used to play tennis. I was pretty bad, but at least it was fun. It was fun, it was cool and I actually took pridein the fact that I knew most of the rules. Now I just hate myself because I know you're supposed to spell "racquet" with a "q"."
Read Right to Left: Prince of Tennis 2
"You could write a 200-page page on how that gives a gigantic middle finger to kinectics!"
Things Prince Of Tennis Could Have Been About But Isn't Because Kenomi Takashi Is A F#ckhead, AKA the easy-to-remember acronym TPOTCHBABWBKTIAF.
"Arrogant, conceited, hates to lose... Man, this guy's a great classic villain! Would be a sucky hero, though... Right, Echizen?"
"Echizen's gone radioactive! He's gonna blow! (ducks)(resurfaces) And not the way he usually does! (ducks again)"
After making it clear that he actually likes the match between Inui vs. Yanagi, he explains why it is more awesome, makes more sense, is dramatic and helps for character development for Inui. But again, it's Prince of Tennis.
''That was nice, wasn't it? Entertaining, dramatic... (Beat) Well! Time to get back to the crap!
"...Which causes him to transform into one half of Siegfried and Roy!"
Atobe vs. Ryoma's match
YROT: It looks like a typical back and forth match. They both use a bunch of different techniques and then OHMYGODSOMUCHINK (when getting to the 2 page spreads in full negative)
About Kawamura's bloody match vs. Ishida Gin.
YROT: Next there's the power match featuring Kawamura that is so bloody, it looks like it was directed by Quentin Tarantino.
YROT: God. So many scenes in middle school where they injure each other. May as well call the series "Tennis Royale"
Getting into the scene where the big skylight falls in the middle of the Atobe vs. Ryoma match, which Ryoma still scores the point by shooting the ball throught it.
YROT: What is this, Happy Gilmore of the sudden? Not only is it ridiculous, unentertaining and not sensical because, again, the rules would call for a Led, so the point shouldn't be counted, but WORST OF ALL NONE OF THE GLASS SHARDS IMPALED ECHIZEN AND KILLED HIM!!!!
YROT's Prince of Tennis Part 3 has him slowly going nuts over the increasingly absurd action, before finally breaking during the last serve of a game, struggling to compose himself, and whacking the camera with his racket to avoid having to read anymore.
Read Right to Left: Let's Bible
Demon Mariachi: I~... Am an angel... Original Archangel Lucifer...
YROT: Oh my God, he's Sat-
Demons Mariachi: ... His son's son's son's son's son. Called Sancho.
YROT explains he had to take over the analysis of the song because he previously sent it to the music experts (Skitch and Todd in the Shadows) to have their opinions on the matter. Both of them tried to commit suicide right after.
His comments on how near-death experiences seem to be the new trend for giving characters super powers and how it has replaced radiation.
Followed up by this (regarding how everyone is trying to molest the main character):
Y,ROT: See, I think this would have much more sense if he had been bitten by a radioactive can of Axe Body Spray.
Y's reaction to how 30% of Earth's population (about 2 billion people) is a madararui (people descended from other animals besides primates) in this manga, and absolutely nobody knows about this, not even the most hardcore conspiracy theorists.
"Really, the only thing I remember liking was when he fooled everyone into just completely mauling Hinamori instead of him. Hitsugaya is all "I'm gonna kill you" STAB "Hey, you just impaled your childhood friend instead of me. Trololol". And then he wades through them like a fucking boss."
About the series RetConning itselfnote By that date, according to Aizen, he was responsible of Ichigo (and by consequence his friends) getting his powers, but the Fullbringer Arc contradicts this, so there is no way back then to prove if Aizen is lying to him "Oh, and in Chad's case, the very next arc contradicts what Aizen says again, so I might as well all make a baroon version of why things happen in Bleach and just believe whatever the hell we like. So I'm gonna say they all got their powers when they inhaled some mysterious science gas during a gang war. Sure, it contradicts everything we knew about where their powers came from before I stated that. But who cares about continuity? Kubo doesn't!"
"And seriously, how many more times the characters are going to get their arms torned and cut off? I've been so dissensitized to dismemberments by this series that if my own mother had her armn severed, I'd tell her to walk it off. I swear, it's like Kubo has some sort of repressed rage against human limbs. Does he think EVILDEAD 2 is a documentary?"
"I've started rooting for Bleach to end very soon after the conclusion of the battle with Aizen. I was sick of seen this battle pad out and then, when it was over, WHOOPS! Aizen's not dead. I don't even get that satisfaction."
"The Fullbringer arc was the last nail in Bleach's coffin. *Pauses* But the fight with Aizen exhumed the body, dug the grave and made the funeral arrangements!"