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J-Team Assemble Saga

• Gamer hopping around from inside his bag.
• PALKIA TALK IN ALL CAPS.
  • "IT SHOULD BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE."
  • MY NAME IS PALKIA. M IS AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE.
  • Not to mention her ongoing quest to lose weight.
  • What happens when Palkia gets drunk. We end up orbiting Saturn and adopting Uranus as our planet's moon.
  • NO. DISTORTING SPACE TO MOVE THE GROUND IS NOT CHEATING. SHUT UP.
• BUG TYPES ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST GRASS TYPES!
• SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
• The entire Glitch Building!
• The Team Shirts: "Eldritch seekers beware; we punch out Missingno and dine with the Pokegods. Except Palkia, she's on a diet."
  • And then they were made real.
• The Super Contest arc, which included such things as the contestants having cream pies thrown at them, the judges being put to sleep and a harmonica solo being played over the music, causing the competing Pokémon to start dancing a four-way tango.
• I can't believe you got me into this mess!
• Jane's anger was so great, it punched a hole in the Fourth Wall.
• "I have a Gallade, and I know how to use him!"
  • "Aw what no way."
• The incident between Nudi and Bonnie.
• "Pootprints"
• The part where Goggles (DS' Sandile) makes his first appearance and keeps talking about how much sand there is in the desert. "Or we could make a giant sandwich! People use real sand in those, right?"
  • Goggles in general is a walking Crowning Moment.
  • "Hey, ladies! My name is Goggles, but you may call me Goggles. It's short for Goggles."
  • Goggles trying to find a secret room inside Clay's gym, only to end up crashing into a wall and knocking himself out. It did turn out he was right about there being a secret room in there, though.
  • Goggles contribution to the trainers discussion their Pokémon's families:
  "I remember that my parents would often just look at me and shake their heads whenever I did something."
  • The story Goggles tells Artemis in an attempt to cheer her up.
  • "I don't know where I was, but wherever I was, I'm their king now!"
  • Goggles' attempt at getting rid of Suefisk with a disintegrating gun. The gun disintegrates.
  • Goggles' repeated attempts at building a sandcastle. At least two of them catch on fire.
  • Goggles' The Cloud Cuckoolander Was Right moments are usually this.
  • Goggles being in DS' Dream World house for no real reason and licking her candy table while she is having a conversation with Artemis, and the little Call-Back when Artemis suggests Murder the Hypotenuse:
  "NO! NOT THE UNICORN!"
  • Another one of Goggles' The Cloudcuckoolander Was Right moments, as well as a What If? scenario.
• RUNAWAY FERRIS WHEEL!
• The result of 'M possessing Clay. Specifically, we have to fight a 50-foot tall Clay as he stomps around speaking in his cowboy dialect.
  • Skyla's Swoobat humming the Caramelldansen song while trying to help Clay break free from 'M's influence.
• Whenever anyone uses Attract. Anyone.
• Luke, DS and Jane singing the Winter Wrap-Up song in unison while searching for Terrakion and Keldeo in Clay's gym.
• Almost every incident involving a Stunfisk.
  • Especially the Suefish.
• Pink, Goggles, Jane's Gallade, and the Greedy Golett somehow finding their way into fourth-wall breaking spoiler text.
  • And when Missingno ends up finding his way into the spoiler text, Jane forces everyone out of the spoiler text. Without actually fighting.
• "This hair dryer is loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!" What makes it even better is that while the Team Galactic grunt obviously doesn't take this threat seriously, DS does shortly afterwards manage to find a way to use the hair dryer as a weapon.
• A much younger Tagg taking on Groudon in Yu-Gi-Oh!.
• Wally's Awesome, Funny, Heartwarming, Strangely Capitalised Backstory
• Jane turned into Entei (with the voice of DanGreen) riding a Blitzle on a boat challenging the group to a Double-Duel in Yu-Gi-Oh! with Groudon and summoning Kyogre.
  • A vast number of hilarious things also happened to the rest of the group, such as Gamer turning into GLaDOS, Meddler turning into Amy Rose, DS becoming invisible, Pentigan turning into Rick Astley, Tagg cosplaying as Gordon Freeman.....
• The Frillish and their father, King Jellicent.
  • Especially Hypotenuse the Unicorn. It's actually a pineapple.
• To arms, you feckless neophyte!
• Ghetsis discovering that the Greedy Golett has somehow ended up in his prison cell.
• The Kingsonnn Dededoo reference.
• Anom being forced to share a bed with Fool, who apparently gets quite affectionate when she's asleep.
• Gallade and Portales driving a limo through the window of Jane and Anom's hotel room.
• The Personality Swap between Escavalier and Portales.
  • I! AM! PORTALES!!!
• Pentigan was carrying on the plane, amongst other things, peices of sharp plastic and laser pointers.
  • "I didn't bring any tools because they might be considered a safety threat."
• The fourth wall being completely shattered by Anom's Volcarona. Also she made Portales cry.
• The part where Wolf and Anom realize that they have been heart swapped.
  Anom-in-Wolf's-Body: ... I have no beard!
• Jane gets a few spoiler text moments:
  • Anom eating her brain because she said it was oatmeal. It breaks her so much she ends up not even being able to format spoilers properly.
  • Jane wants to dance mustard
• Several of the Legendary Pokémon in Oblivia that the group encountered:
  • Oblivia Raikou and his obsession with pop-tarts.
  • Hulk Speak Entei with No Indoor Voice.
  • Oblivia Articuno being a Reshiram Fangirl.
  • The Latias DS teams up with, a cheerful Cloudcuckoolander with a habit of going into Cuteness Proximity over pretty much anything that catches her interest and trying to take those things home with her.
  • The first time DS tries to fly with Latias, Latias takes DS' request that they start off by taking things slowly a bit too literally.
  • The various antics of the Oblivia beasts, including adopting a Wailord as a pet.
  • ... And said Wailord developing a crush on Phantom the Zoroark, much to her horror.
  • The Oblivia Beasts showing up in paper thin disguises to watch the Gold Conference. Particularly Entei's attempts to impersonate a Stoutland.
• Not even Ho-oh can cure the common cold.
• Can I at least get a backseat here Wolf? It looks like you hunted me...
• While on the plane to Fiore, Wolf falls asleep and then this happens.
• Hatbox's Insane Troll Logic
  • Hatbox: Well, The time outside is dark so therefore the time inside is light! In other words around 4 A.M
  • Hatbox also being the in-universe Author of several infamous Badfics, such as Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, DOOM: Repercussions of Evil and Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction.
• FOCUSING
  • ...Or maybe I'm just not TRYING HARD ENOUGH
  • Most of Jane's drawings are considered this.
• Jane punching two Dim Sun grunts in the face when they sneak up on her.
• Fool's GC battle against Tobias.
  • Complete with Hatbox defeating several of his Pokemon by telling horrible badfics.
• HotStuff's attempt at getting rid of Goggles' hiccups.
• The Noodle Implements that Anom is mentioned to have used to free himself after being locked in a janitor's closet.
• "I'm the Popcorn Ghost! Fu fu fu!"
• Tangent, Tagg, Tracer, and their Pokémon facing a Cubone tribe and their "Trial by Bonemerang."
• Wolf and Anom deciding to mess with the fans by coming up with random pairings between the people in the group.
  • Ending with Anom claiming to be in love with The Moor of Icirrus.
  • And shortly afterwards, they discover there are fanfics of them.
• How does Fool deal with Domino? First, by applying a frying pan directly to her head, drawing blood. Then, recovering the electric whip used on Hatbox and using it back on Domino. The better part? She likes it. The best part? She gets to keep it.
  • -Twirls the Electrowhip around with enthusiasm-
    • It's funny, awesome and disturbing all in one sick little package!
• The fangirls draw graffiti over the walls of crossover shipping. It starts with this note and gets even more insane after that.
  • And A's Floatzel writes "The unamused victims were here" over it.
• The Fans Wild Mass Guesses about the group. Including such gems as Luke being a woman, Anom's hair and beard changing colour whenever he's alone, and Cynthia being an older version of DS who travelled back in to make sure her past self would become the champion.
  • "Hatbox is the reincarnation of William Shakespeare."
• Ludwig and Numbskull's conversation.
• During Luke and Anom's battle, Anom's Volcarona takes the fight to the other side of the Fourth Wall, and then to the Discussion thread!
• Two Words: 23 Js
• "So... Yeah. A lot of construction going on in there."

Upheaval Saga

• Elvis teaching Antonio about Depth Deception in the AU Arc. Heck, Antonio in general. Before Napoleon murders him.
• The section of one of Tracer's posts where the inhabitants of an imageboard have a conversation with Red, who's gone incognito.
• All the Hoennese Pokemon and people breaking into dance when MGMT starts singing "Cotton Eye Joe". Even funnier, the other Pokemon just join in and some people start to pretend to play fiddles and banjos.
• Riptide's joke threat letter to MGMT◊ (An edit of this letter), MGMT's remake◊, and the response.◊
• What happens when Meme gets captured by Scolemis's forces.
• Upon finding out that chess does not exist in the AU, Pentigan proceeds to play against himself. He wins.
• Just like in the original timeline, alternate timeline Goggles is still a good Funny Moments generator.
  • Goggles randomly putting a traffic cone on Mezzo's head for no reason. He later does it again to Tagg, and a third time to Unite.
  • Goggles tasting the Dark Stone to check if it tastes like licorice. (it doesn't) Chase's thoughts in that scene also show that he apparently tried to the same with the Light Stone once.
  • The first sentence out of Goggles' mouth after he regains his memory, and a description box making a deadpan comment about it.
• The portals left behind by Giratina's rampage in Sinnoh summoning various characters from other franchises. Highlights include a Heartless T-Rex, Israphael and his army showing up to antagonize our heroes, Gamzee Makara and Eridan Ampora, the Horseless Headless Horsemann, the Vagineer, Christain Brutal Sniper, and Legion "infiltrating" Anom's beard.
• "Forget television, this is entertainment!"

Aftershock Saga

• Pentigan buying Team Rocket's old pedal powered submarine.
• The part where the owner of the smoothie stand suddenly reappears immediately after Every has payed off his debt, and the trainers' reaction to him.
  • "How long were you back there?" "I live there."
• Rex and Lian escape from a pack of hungry Victreebel and Bellsprout by making them argue about Indiana Jones films.
• Solid Sewaddle.
• Rex's reaction upon discovering he's a Spinda.
• Abigail and Thresher getting stuck together by the latter's spikes temporarily.
• Emolga's fangirl glee over the fact that she briefly met her idol, and that said idol stole the moon, Cresselia, Darkrai and a group of Clefairy back from her (after Emolga had previously stolen those things) and put them back in their proper places.
• A random Mareep trying to eat the leaves on Tulip's head, and Odette's reaction to it.
• Salamence (Every's Altaria) attempting to talk to the nurse at a Pokémon Center.
  • As then she tries again...
• The various strange Pokémon Latias keeps trying to ask if they've seen the amulet or heard anything about the Delta Pokémon. Among other things, she encouters a group of Wingull that act just like the seagulls in Finding Nemo, some Slowpoke that don't even react to her until she's already left and a Houndoom trying to protect some Miltank from being abducted by aliens.
• "Hey, Silvermist! Do your kawaii desu thing!"
• Daisy's prank call to Lt. Surge, and his reaction.
• Gene (Tracer's Sandslash) somehow ends up in Hoenn and with an *official* Trainer License. SOMEHOW!!!
• Swindle tells Sparq about some of her past thefts.
• Every being "hypnotized" by Jemma, and his behaviour afterward.
• Silent asks the chatroom to RC some Shahinne clones. This somehow leads to Shahinne becoming an evil Overlord over the course of the next four pages.
  "To think that when I started writing the Fake!Shahinne scenes, my intention was simply to have the real one sleeping at the pillow fort, having forgotten about having casted Double Team." - Silentran♂.
  "And thus, the rule of Shahinne came to be known as The Pecking Order."
• Grey tries to converse with Aqua, who gets exceedingly frustrated over the course of the next few posts.
• Yuki expresses her frustration at Rex for leaving her alone for several hours.
• A random Censor Box appearing when Marmalade faints a Diglett and it goes flying.
• The stories told by Lenore, Fool's Hydregion. An example.
• Anom changing Winona's color scheme, especially this moment.
• I had to do something to make her stop!
• Rex's Pokemon are unhappy with their lack of appearances lately.
• Nihilist Tagg's reaction to Noir flirting with Hex.
• Hex attempts to pull a Hostage For Macguffin, only to discover that the hostage has already escaped.
• After a group of lemonade worshiping spiritombs finds fool with lemonade This happens
• Toxicroak, planning something sinister, enlists the aid of Terry in order to prevent his plans from being hindered.
• Mezzo has a dream where she has a rather unusual Poke-child...
  • And then it appears in the real world.
• Axel the Houndoom trolling fangirls by using an armband to impersonate his namesake.
• Nadia's initial attempts to call Lake.
• The second April Fools "celebration." Highlights include:
  • Umbra and Lina and teams being polymorphed into various fictional characters. Doubles as a Gender Bender for Umbra and Lina themselves.
  • Tagg turning into a Mudkip and fighting various Doctor Who and Elder Scrolls enemies, with Doc and Crotchet narriating part-time.
  • Goggles and Swindle narrating for DS.
  • Similarly, Felis narrating for Mezzo, and him using the opportunity to torment Mezzo's characters.
  • Fool turns into a Smeargle, while Philotes the Spiritomb is turned into Medusa. Fool's Pokemon also pull narration stunts.
  • Pentigan becomes trapped in a Soul Gem, while Susan does various video game runs.
  • The various misfortunes befalling Gamer. Starting with how he showed up in the first place.
  • Luke's neglected Pokemon returning to get revenge on Lake - or at least more screen time.
  • Wolf gender-bending... again.
  • Basket becoming omnipresent due to the location bar breaking down.

Paths Saga

• Sky meets Skye.
• Epic Rap Battles of NPCs!
  • Battle 1 - Alph Man vs. Cubone Tribe, Lyra, and co.
    • And the resulting rap battle in the chatroom between Eskay and Sixth
  • Battle 2 - Kami Duo vs. Crown!Beasts
  • Battle 3 - Lina vs. Ammy
  • Battle 4 - Crewe vs. Biton
• Pokemon are not immune to hypocrisy.
• The chat conversation when Psyche and Eskay are trolling the shippers.
  LAWYEROFGREATSHIPPING!Mind: YOOOOOOOOOOOU HAVE CROSSED THE THRESHOLD, ESKAY!
• PMD-B Gamer dies, only to come back as a ghost seconds later to finish watching Lost.
• Every's Toxicroak, Gyru, and Fade completely decimate the fourth wall... and put everymon in the entire RP in danger. That's not the funny part. The funny part stems mostly from the chatroom not being safe. Notable moments, both in the chat and the RP, include:
  • Luke's Location Box operator jumping out the window
  • Other workers in Luke's "office" panicking due to the aforementioned self-defenestration
  • Luke's narrator falling asleep... on the job.
  • Jeff getting a massive migraine from the Fourth Wall chaos
  • Goggles finding AU!Goggles' famous umbrella, complete with a Mareep choir... after having gotten ahold of the special effects budget.
  • Eskay's Location Bar and Syntax departments breaking down
    • The rest of Eskay's staff absconding.
  • Goggles having ordered a giant Mecha Tyranitar for the battle... only to have to cancel the order.
  • Jeff's staff filling in for Eskay's.
  • Spectrum being hauled into the chat for safety.
    • Eskay's parentheses translator quitting.
    • Spectrum returning after being revived.
  • Luke having been left behind.
  • Eskay getting locked out after Spectrum returned.
  • Eskay managing to get back in... being injured in the process. And finding out that the lemon pie was ruined.
  • Jeff's staff narrating for Eskay. And Eskay gets temporary Fourth Wall powers.
  • Both Diesel and Toxicroak agreeing that Every... wasn't exactly the best mon for this situation.
  • Artemia and Eir subjecting a Regulator Garchomp to a tea party
  • Eskay's staff returning right after the battle. Trampling him.
• Umbra's "birthday present" to Lina
• The Johto Beasts discover the Crown Beasts are visiting their region.
• Rex gets a special birthday present.
• Eskay tests his Heart of Gold... by saying "The quick brown Eevee..."
• Umbra and Ammy's Weirdness Search. All of it.
• Lillith's dream.

Cipher Saga

• As is to be expected, the third annual April Fools celebration was packed full of these.
• Skittynip is discovered to affect anyone with a feline Pokeform, even as humans.
• Every describes lawsuits
• "From Space With Love", the movie "Sarah", Herbert, Sakura, Rawst, and Jacob star in.
  Human 1: AHHHH ALIENS!
  Human 2: THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES WERE RIGHT!
• The Croagunk Cola jingle
• Carol describes Burgh...interestingly.
  Carol: This strange, fluorescent man is going down. HARD.
• Sam professing his "love" for Herbert in front of a horde of fangirls at J-Con 2013.
• The introduction of Herbert's mindscape, featuring Herb's wildly romantic aspect, Purple!Herbert.
• At the PWT, a deranged madman perfectly perfects Ghetsis's perfect perfection.
• Diane and Skyla force Herbert into skydiving without parachutes.
• RIP, AU!Herbert, we hardly knew ye.
• Purple!Herbert borrows Roserade!Joseph's fan.
• The Message Izumi Tomoe (Ancestor!Fool) sent to Umbra in Spectra.
• Jacob's ancestor, Celzvet, proves himself to be just and even-handed when dealing with bandits in his kingdom.
• Sabaku (Dune's ancestor) runs to the rescue of his personal scribe... not that she needs it...
• Hump Day! Or not.
• The aftermath of Makoto meeting a Ducklett.
• Alice's ImagineSpot where she is a supervillain. The pet Bulbasaur really ties the whole thing together.
• Cipher dance-off!
• Crow's imagine spot
• Galvani trying different transformation phrases to get an invention to work. It starts here and just gets funnier as it goes on, like when Sam starts "helping".
• The YMCA
• The Epic Rap Battles of NPCs continue in the Orre arc, with Battle 5 - Paula vs. Kyrie
• Starting here, we have Crewe and Herbert meeting up at the Phenac Ice Cream Parlor where the two start out by bringing up their on-going dare to see who can wear something they normally wouldn't for the longest, which somehow ends up involving the two of them agreeing to see which of them can get through the tests to join PEFE faster, and it gets even weirder from there, to the point where even Eskay is weirded out by it!
• Kyrie and Rembrandt spontaneously bursting out into Bohemian Rhapsody.

Recovery Saga

• Everything about Viola's (eventually Joseph's) Vivillon.
• MIGHTY SCIENCE
• Hikari's Tumblr.
• "A most bootylicious greeting to you."
• Ellen meets the other champions after her return.
• Drasna's team consists of mostly normal mons... except in her battle with the Amarin siblings, in which she reveals THOR.
• Vierr's Auric affinity for pans.
• Paula rematches Kyrie in a rap battle by coming out of absolutely nowhere.
• Pokéteco's reaction to Gamma's Monese translator program
  Pokéteco: <Ooooh, a device that translates Monese to human! Totally impressive and novel!>
• Joesph channeling Gordon Ramsay when cooking with Munn.
  Joseph: THESE ARE BUTTER COOKIES, NOT FUCKING SPRINKLE COOKIES! IT'S LIKE I'M BITING INTO THE FUCKING UNDELLA BEACH!
• Zephyr's introduction and subsequent encounter with Igneous.
• "Jacob, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment!"
  • Prior to that, there's Jacob thinking of Duke showing up after Hikari had told him to meet up at the front of the hotel to explain the love message as an implication of Duke being in love with him.
• Hikari posts a pic of herself and Jacob that has most of the J-Team taking the opportunity to rib the latter for it.
• My Immortal!Mightyena
• Yvonne's answering machine
  Recording!Yvonne: If you're a particular individual by the name of Straw Aspear,    YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING FOREVER YOU SLIMY BASTARD!